So apparently North Korea just declared war on South Korea

[NorseBB]

chit just got real

[ProRo]

Are you for real?
If so, ****tt brodaaa

[Azza84]

[NorseBB]

srs on reddit, cnn, exc...

[Melite]

Was watching Sky News today, I thought they were tense with USA because they flew two stealth bombers over South Korea?

[mmaKody]

Brb 2 days til USA steps in to "assist" south korea

[ericd8]

chit just got real

North Korea's all talk. North Korea stated that they are in a state of war, something that hasn't changed since the Korean War. Basically, they stated that any relations with the South would be handled in a militaristic manner. I would hesitate to say that North Korea has declared war so to speak, all North Korea is doing is having a pep rally for it's citizens.

[Scott527]

They havent declared war. I doubt anything will happen. If NK tries something they will get wiped off the Earth in a heartbeat.

[NorseBB]

Brb 2 days til USA steps in to "assist" south korea

this.

[danielaq12]

Theyre honestly so phucking annoying lol

[ericd8]

Was watching Sky News today, I thought they were tense with USA because they flew two stealth bombers over South Korea?

Yeah that's what has happened. Japan and Korea had expressed concern that we were not securing the situation like they had hoped, almost as if we had left them out to dry. Our response is to send two B-2's over South Korea, just 50 miles south of the boarder, to show that we do indeed have the South's back and sort of make Kim Jong Un soil his pants in the process.

Kim Jong Un decided to put his rockets on standby overnight, claiming that he would 'dissolve' the United States, but in reality their ICBM's can really only reach Alaska. Additionally, they do not have nuclear technology that can reach even that far.

What will be interesting to see however is where China will fall on this issue. Historically, as was the case with the Korean War, China has sided with North Korea. Essentially our economy needs China and we don't really want to piss China off.

[NorseBB]

I also doubt anything will happen, but this topic has been heated lately.

[domenic1995]

[NickD25]

Theyre honestly so phucking annoying lol

This. a bunch of posturing and trying to be a tough guy. Kim Jong Un is just like a typical Miscer. If anything actually happens he will be ****ed harder than a 2 dollar hooker in the ghetto.

[Mcrum4]

And this is where the living dead starts.

[Melite]

They havent declared war. I doubt anything will happen. If NK tries something they will get wiped off the Earth in a heartbeat.

China's their ally. Good luck wiping them off the Earth.

[NickD25]

China's their ally. Good luck wiping them off the Earth.

Believe me China does not want anything to do with going to war with the USA. Lettuce be reality.

[justinkel]

North koreas only ally china doesnt even want to be associated with them....goodnight north korea

[Franke75]

If you wanna be technical about it we've been at war with them for 60 years.. The Korean war never really ended

[HNeeley]

Kim Jong Un is a negligent piece of ****. Not only has he overstepped in his boundary by targeting his missles at us, declaring war on South Korea (a country we NEED to keep non-communist) is pushing it. I fully expect a response by Obama to station troops in South Korea, either that or drone strikes. Kim Jong Un should take a lesson from society, you do NOT **** with a country that is the most powerful super-nation in the world with enough nuclear warheads to blow your country up 100,000 times over that is also allied with the other strongest countries in the world.

REALLY? Your country is in poverty, your people are starving and you want to start a war?

In laymen's terms, "We are going to pepper your angus."

[SwolePatrol34]

C'mon guys I like Kim Jung Un....He's like a small fat cute little anime character. Or he looks like an Asian version of the kid from the movie "UP"

But on a serious note. If North Korea declared War on South Korea, it's goodbye north korea.

No country on this planet matches us technology wise,stealth wise, or skill wise. We could nuke them into extinction if we pleased.

Same goes for China. They may beat us in terms of sheer numbers, but they are way behind us in terms of technology. WE could eliminate China if we wanted too as well,

too bad we march in Chinese made boots...

[ParkRanger]

Haven't they technically been at war since 1950?

[amenccm]

China's their ally. Good luck wiping them off the Earth.

China's already opposed NK, and every other country's, decision for war.

Pretty much the only thing china cares about is money, and wars cost a lot of money. They wouldn't risk it.

[SwolePatrol34]

Haven't they technically been at war since 1950?

I guess. I mean it depends who you talk to. I'd call it more of a stalemate with a lot of tension

I'd compare the conflict between North and South Korea to 2 male dogs who live in a house together but everytime they get near each other, their tails go up, the hair on their back lifts, and their alert and ready at any moment to attack.

[patchlink]

Yeah that's what has happened. Japan and Korea had expressed concern that we were not securing the situation like they had hoped, almost as if we had left them out to dry. Our response is to send two B-2's over South Korea, just 50 miles south of the boarder, to show that we do indeed have the South's back and sort of make Kim Jong Un soil his pants in the process.

Kim Jong Un decided to put his rockets on standby overnight, claiming that he would 'dissolve' the United States, but in reality their ICBM's can really only reach Alaska. Additionally, they do not have nuclear technology that can reach even that far.

What will be interesting to see however is where China will fall on this issue. Historically, as was the case with the Korean War, China has sided with North Korea. Essentially our economy needs China and we don't really want to piss China off.

If North Korean actually attacks South Korea there is no doubt China will back up NK.

Not because they're allies, but because of China's safety.

Think about it, if Mexico or Canada were attacked by nukes and missiles the U.S would be threatened and we would do something about it.

inb4 World War 3 and the entire teen misc gets drafted.

[SwolePatrol34]

If North Korean actually attacks South Korea there is no doubt China will back up NK.

Not because they're allies, but because of China's safety.

Think about it, if Mexico or Canada were attacked by nukes and missiles the U.S would be threatened and we would do something about it.

inb4 World War 3 and the entire teen misc gets drafted.

True True I see your point, But I think if WW3 were to happen, then it would happen more than likely out of the middle east.
But I could see it happening through North Korea.
North Korea attacks South Korea. America Steps in. China steps in or possibly gets neutral about the situation. Taiwan steps in to assist SK and USA because they hate China.

Then Australia comes in, and sends only the aboriginals to fight, that way Australia wouldn't have them anymore, since the general consensus is they don't like them.
Meanwhile in Iran, they decide they want to test out their bomb, and it ends up going all the way up in the air and down and explodes on or next to Israeli soil, so now Israel joins in the fight. Britain sees what's going on and says "hey, I want a piece of this." So the brits join in...why? because their british. France sees britain join in and says " Well we want some action too." So they join in, and ally with America to create the ally powers again from WW2. Germany sees this and says " Hey, We want in." So they join and make France their Beeyatch like they did in WW2.

So now you have all these countries fighting each other. And then of course there is Canada. But Canada won't do or say anything, because well.....it's Canada. As long as you don't take away their hockey then they are contempt. Plus if Canada decides to leave and fight, who is going to be America's Hat?

So with all this going on. We fast forward 10 years..........


" It's Day 43 since the Apocolypse. There's only 20 of us left as far as I'm concerned. 18 are men. The women didn't make it. They proudly stood by their post in the kitchen. That probably explains why the food supply is low.
We are sending out patrol units of 5 everyday at dusk to gather whatever resources we can.
It kind of sucks....We don't get monday night football anymore.
Jimmy still won't have butt secks with me. I don't know how much longer I have.".....

and wollah

[Niko49ers]

North Korea is Russia's pawn..

[Franke75]

Haven't they technically been at war since 1950?

I already stated that...

They have had a stalemate at the 38th parallel ever since the Chinese kicked our ass

[Nike1920]

Irrational skeptic checking in..

Why do we treat the fact that they're testing nukes like its a joke? Even a small payload would be devastating if they managed to get rockets working. Will we actually remove them from the Earth if they attack us (USA)? Just always wondered why we consider them such a joke of a country.

[justinkel]

Irrational skeptic checking in..

Why do we treat the fact that they're testing nukes like its a joke? Even a small payload would be devastating if they managed to get rockets working. Will we actually remove them from the Earth if they attack us (USA)? Just always wondered why we consider them such a joke of a country.

Probably cause they live on half of a small peninsula