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    I was walking through the jungle with my dik in my hand....

    Anyone of you sing this as a kid? Fuk I remember everyone back in the third grade singing rotten variations of this song. The one I remember:

    I was walking through the jungle with my dik in my hand
    sayin hey muthafuka i'm the jungle man
    i look up in the sky and what do i see?
    a black muthafuka tryna schit on me
    so i get a piece of glass and shave his little ass
    you never seen a ***** run by that fast

    Thinking back, this is racist as fuk srs. Where did it come from? How the hell did we learn this at 9?

    More tunes we used to sing:

    Milk milk lemonade round the corner fudge is made

    And finally, a take on Ace of Bass's "I saw the sun"

    I saw your mom, she opened up her legs and said come on
    it was so scary, cuz it was so hairy
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    Originally Posted by proudmanlet View Post
    not aware, must be a Canada thing
    It can't just be here. I'm googling it and it's everywhere
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    strong racism i used to sing

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    he shot 3 dicks with a rubberband
    he jumped out the window with the dicks in his hand
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    the fuk kind of schools have these songs
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    Originally Posted by Exaiphnes View Post


    the fuk kind of schools have these songs
    They were just songs kids at my school used to sing.
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    Originally Posted by xRedStaRx View Post
    Walking through the jungle with my dick in my hand, I was the meanest motherfuker in the condom land.

    Look up high, what do I see? A motherfuking monkey wants to piss on me.
    Picked a rock, threw it at his cawk, made him do, the limbo walk.

    Turn around the corner and what do I see? A hundred motherfuking girls wanna fukc with me.

    ....98....cawk turns blue.
    Built up jacking off and fukced the other two.
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    Here's the version I remember

    Originally Posted by lightsarefallin View Post
    Anyone of you sing this as a kid? Fuk I remember everyone back in the third grade singing rotten variations of this song. The one I remember:

    I was walking through the jungle with my dik in my hand
    sayin hey muthafuka i'm the jungle man
    i look up in the sky and what do i see?
    a black muthafuka tryna schit on me
    so i get a piece of glass and shave his little ass
    you never seen a ***** run by that fast

    Thinking back, this is racist as fuk srs. Where did it come from? How the hell did we learn this at 9?

    More tunes we used to sing:

    Milk milk lemonade round the corner fudge is made

    And finally, a take on Ace of Bass's "I saw the sun"

    I saw your mom, she opened up her legs and said come on
    it was so scary, cuz it was so hairy
    - second grade
    Walking through the jungle with his cock in his hand
    Everybody called him the "peacock" man (not sure if it's really peacock)
    He took a hundred broads and put'em against the wall
    Bet a hundred bucks he could ****'em all.
    ****ed 98 'til his cock turned blue
    Took a shot of whiskey and ****ed the other two.
    When he died he went straight to hell
    ****ed the devil's wife and his daughter as well.
    On his tombstone it's written in green
    "Peacock" man, the ****ing machine.

    We really found it funny back then!
    Last edited by MariaDoGato; 12-19-2015 at 03:29 PM. Reason: I forgot two sentences
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