Fck buddy doesn't understand no fap, goes apechit crazy on me. SRS

[JustBulk]

Respect the SRS tag.

Cliffs:
-Fck buddy comes over to my place after school
-She's on period
-Says not in the mood to give head
-Says she would give me a handjob instead
-I declined (cmon, a HJ is essentially fapping; it does have some fun when it's with your gf, but otherwise, it's not much different doing it yourself. Unless you're 20 and under, do better.)
-Bish went crazy, asks why
-Told her handjobs=fapping, more or less
-She says well, why not fap?
-Told her I'm on Day 14 of no fap
-She bertstares me
-Says that either I let her give me a handjob or we're done
-I told her to leave
-She stomps off
-Drops me a text, "Don't talk to me again"

Dafuq?

Did I dun goofed, MISC?

inb4 pics
inb4 cliffs are fukkin long, tldr.

[ThreeNipples]

ITT, OP declined a HJ to raise his test.

[yellowchocolate]

serious man? should have let her tug you. pics?

[pancakemix12]

pics
cliffs are too somethin somethin, too tired from lifting to read


edit: uwotm8, its not necessarily fapping, moreso watching pron

[zzzdawg]

youre weird as chit brah

[JackMigger]

should have told her that handjobs are like the wnba, a cheap imitation of what men do better themselves.


not sure what her problem is tbh, nothing you did wrong imo

[Grinners]

Agree with OP.

HJ = BORING.

[CrimsonSteel]

Hand jobs are phucking stupid unless self-administered. Why the phuck would OP want this sloot to rub him off unless it was just a pre-penetrative stroke and tug? No phucking point in GETTING a handjob, the only good handjobs are the ones you give to yourself. Bish overreacted, OP.

[ANOTHERBOY]

i agree with your decision being fine but your still a fuking homo

[CJOH]

Lmfao. Don't know what to tell you brah.. just lmfao.

[useurbrainmoran]

lol @ coming over just to give you a hand job

is she in middle school?

[JustBulk]

Hand jobs are phucking stupid unless self-administered. Why the phuck would OP want this sloot to rub him off unless it was just a pre-penetrative stroke and tug? No phucking point in GETTING a handjob, the only good handjobs are the ones you give to yourself.

Exactly.

[Roma315]

Agree with OP.

HJ = BORING.

This...suk that sh!t b!tch

[j00cey]

nah but srs fuk HJ'S unless she was a HBB you're fine

[SlipperyGypsy]

When you go through all the effort of getting a girl over and they only wanna give wristies its the biggest anti climax in the world, (no pun intended) never called a girl back whos done that. Prude/10

[ratt1ehead]

No pics no care.

[ScudBro]

should have told her that handjobs are like the wnba, a cheap imitation of what men do better themselves.


not sure what her problem is tbh, nothing you did wrong imo

Would rep if I wasn't on charge, pm me bro

[purpletentacle]

pics of fck buddy pls OP

[Ndaz]

Once again am I the only one who prefers a proper lubed up handjob to a crappy blowjob??

[HalfDragon]

The point of no fap is to stop you from watching porn which creates ****ed up sexual desires and lower desire for sex in real life, not to get an insignificant test boost.

What you should have done:
1) Lay towel down and smash using blood as lube
2) ??????????
3) Tell her to get the **** out

[SmellyChodus]

She will be back, srs.

[Sal93]

She will be back, srs.

strong chode, brah

[JustBulk]

smash using blood as lube

No thanks Jeff.

[HorizonEngaged]

shell be back. periods dont last forever. no worries brah

[DrCeefax]

Handjobs, the ****? You did the right thing, you're not 15 anymore.

[Meagzz]

Lol you do not understand no fap.

[LiftHeavy85]

its no fap if you do it retard

[hiteSPARKYZ]

lol don't listen to the sex hungry misc virgins
bish sounds crazy, you're better off without her

[Parisii]

Are you a retard or a very good troll ? No fap = not fapping by yourself, you just denied sex with a girl. Your penor doesn't give a **** which part of a female is pleasuring it.

[MyronGeins]

Pretty alpha move OP, srs. Repepd.