just had the worst sex of my life (srs)

[union44]

-1st date with girl. we go and get smoothies
-go back to my dorm watch movie+cuddle
-movie ends, things start geting heated
-start fingering her, shes dry as **** and doesnt get wet-she starts giving me **** head, like the worst head ive ever gotten
-get on top and try to go inside her, she keeps apologizing saying she has a problem where she cant rlly get wet. shes too dry and tight and i cant get it in. start going soft
-gives me more of the worst head ever
-she gets on top, still dry as **** but manage to get it in
-sucks at riding, went horizontal motion instead of up and down
-i havent had sex or fapped in 3 weeks since i broke up with ex
-i nutted in like 30-60 seconds (moreso on the 30 side)
-feel embarrased, turn lights on. there blood on my dick
-she didnt tell me she was on her period
-blood and cum on me, and all over my sheets and comforter
-i awkwardly walk her back to her car and kiss her goodbyeno thanks jeff

moral of the story: dont **** a chick who cant get wet. dont **** a chick on her period. and dont do no fap, it provides no gains and you cant last for shyt its ****ing retarded

Edit: Pics of dry sloot

[leangains69]

Yu except us to read that with no pics ?

[HankScorp1o]

Ouch. Sorry brah, sounds like you made a bloody mess of things.

[rX8Jake]

Ouch. Sorry brah, sounds like you made a bloody mess of things.

I see what you did there

[debo9111]

brb. no pics. no pics. brb no pics.

[HippyBrah]

Going on no fap made my libido even worse.

[coopbrah]

howd u cum in 30 seconds if she wasnt even wet

[thsker]

[Gymboree]

gotta spit on that pussy son

[Forest239]

[PepperAngusCrew]

Was there teeth involved wit the bj mate? & u got nothing from no fap u srs?

[Vhagar]

She's probably making a similar thread right now.

Who the fuk comes after 30 seconds with a dry vag

[dizzin9]

i can confirm, i was stain on sheets.

[SwiftRick]

Is her name Mary?

[KillahJon]

blood = lube.

[ImaWonderwall]

but the point of no fap is to get you to pursue sex...

[Bbacon1234]

Bro we don't believe you more just because you said it was bad.

[chessgeeksam]

I've been advocating no no-fap forever now. Seriously, there's just no advantage to not spilling your seed on a daily basis. And all these BS things that people say are the happy results of no-fap are nothing but the placebo effect.

Sorry to hear about your experience OP, but that's what you get for not punching your clown.

[DWizH]

Damn how old was she?

Was she really a man?

[TheIronAsylum]

this story made me laugh irl lol this **** happends to everyone at least once

[Kushkiss]

she should drink more water

[igohard90]

I can't wait for all the comments full of dry humor

[patronizeyoufor]

Cliffs

-op lost his virginity

[Jammin69]

maybe she was a post-op tranny

[Moop1988]

-1st date with girl. we go and get smoothies
-go back to my dorm watch movie+cuddle
-movie ends, things start geting heated
-start fingering her, shes dry as **** and doesnt get wet-she starts giving me **** head, like the worst head ive ever gotten
-get on top and try to go inside her, she keeps apologizing saying she has a problem where she cant rlly get wet. shes too dry and tight and i cant get it in. start going soft
-gives me more of the worst head ever
-she gets on top, still dry as **** but manage to get it in
-sucks at riding, went horizontal motion instead of up and down
-i havent had sex or fapped in 3 weeks since i broke up with ex
-i nutted in like 30-60 seconds (moreso on the 30 side)
-feel embarrased, turn lights on. there blood on my dick
-she didnt tell me she was on her period
-blood and cum on me, and all over my sheets and comforter
-i awkwardly walk her back to her car and kiss her goodbyeno thanks jeff

moral of the story: dont **** a chick who cant get wet. dont **** a chick on her period. and dont do no fap, it provides no gains and you cant last for shyt its ****ing retarded

Lol good ****. Sucks though man.

[MPower916]

I've been advocating no no-fap forever now. Seriously, there's just no advantage to not spilling your seed on a daily basis. And all these BS things that people say are the happy results of no-fap are nothing but the placebo effect.

Sorry to hear about your experience OP, but that's what you get for not punching your clown.

check out yourbrainonporn its legit

[sandpapergooch]

Sounds like op fuked a post op tranny who just completed its transformation, you probably tore apart the stitches when you finger banged it and thats how you got the blood on your cawk.

[l2ambo]

OP can't make girls wet. I loled.

[HaskAboutMe]

i can confirm, i was post-op tranny

[JeannetteEmigh]

Did she go to the bathroom during the movie? Guarantee she took a tampon out and that's why she was dry