just had the worst sex of my life (srs)

[Vane71421]

-1st date with girl. we go and get smoothies
-go back to my dorm watch movie+cuddle
-movie ends, things start geting heated
-start fingering her, shes dry as **** and doesnt get wet
-she starts giving me **** head, like the worst head ive ever gotten
-get on top and try to go inside her, she keeps apologizing saying she has a problem where she cant rlly get wet. shes too dry and tight and i cant get it in. start going soft
-gives me more of the worst head ever
-she gets on top, still dry as **** but manage to get it in
-sucks at riding, went horizontal motion instead of up and down
-i havent had sex or fapped in 3 weeks since i broke up with ex
-i nutted in like 30-60 seconds (moreso on the 30 side)
-feel embarrased, turn lights on. there blood on my dick
-she didnt tell me she was on her period
-blood and cum on me, and all over my sheets and comforter
-i awkwardly walk her back to her car and kiss her goodbye


no thanks jeff

moral of the story: dont **** a chick who cant get wet. dont **** a chick on her period. and dont do no fap, it provides no gains and you cant last for shyt its ****ing retarded








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[colbygarcia]

gotta bust out that KY next time huh

[moonfarious]

pic?

[D1Z]

Lolol

Lol

Lol










Lol @ period.



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Pics of blood on sheet.










And female too.

[cjl14]

in after ******* virgins including me

[Vane71421]

no pics of girl, ive been misc detectives a ton on my old account (SPbbb)

sheets and stuff alrdy in wash

im ****ing grossed out

[TrevorCorr13]

no pics of girl, ive been misc detectives a ton on my old account (SPbbb)

sheets and stuff alrdy in wash

im ****ing grossed out

Misc virgin checking in

[JsRatte]

I ate my fuarking ex while she was in her period. She didn't know she was in it so it was gross as hell. My face was filled with dry blood dasgsfsvfv

[Vane71421]

I ate my fuarking ex while she was in her period. She didn't know she was in it so it was gross as hell. My face was filled with dry blood dasgsfsvfv

haha damn thats pretty gross man, its hard enough to have sex on their period, keep thinking about blood on my dick, or if i see blood all over ill lose my hard instantly lol. that sucks

[dougefresh93]

"Kiss her goodbye"

Forever!

[Wantaripbod]

-1st date with girl. we go and get smoothies
-go back to my dorm watch movie+cuddle
-movie ends, things start geting heated
-start fingering her, shes dry as **** and doesnt get wet
-she starts giving me **** head, like the worst head ive ever gotten
-get on top and try to go inside her, she keeps apologizing saying she has a problem where she cant rlly get wet. shes too dry and tight and i cant get it in. start going soft
-gives me more of the worst head ever
-she gets on top, still dry as **** but manage to get it in
-sucks at riding, went horizontal motion instead of up and down
-i havent had sex or fapped in 3 weeks since i broke up with ex
-i nutted in like 30-60 seconds (moreso on the 30 side)
-feel embarrased, turn lights on. there blood on my dick
-she didnt tell me she was on her period
-blood and cum on me, and all over my sheets and comforter
-i awkwardly walk her back to her car and kiss her goodbye


no thanks jeff

moral of the story: dont **** a chick who cant get wet. dont **** a chick on her period. and dont do no fap, it provides no gains and you cant last for shyt its ****ing retarded








inb4 tmisc virgins enter the thread with their stories

No such thing as "bad sex"

[m4a1steaksauce]

LOL'ed at this. U calling her back OP?

[magic15]

haha funny story bro

[Vane71421]

No such thing as "bad sex"

trust me if u experienced this, it was horrible; didnt even feel good

LOL'ed at this. U calling her back OP?

im texting her now just to not be a complete *******, but most likely not lol. if it was atleast good i would keep her around but it was ****ing terrible

"Kiss her goodbye"
Forever!

that the plan

[charlesryan]

usually when girls are on their period they don't get as wet.. i dk why.

[Vane71421]

usually when girls are on their period they don't get as wet.. i dk why.

ehh they usually dont get as wet after it, sometimes before; most girls get horny as hell on their period though. i think she jus had a problem with getting wet

[paintballer045]

Explain to me how she wasn't "wet" when you fingered her, but your dick was covered in blood?
Doesn't make sense, Jeff.
You would have known she was on her period as soon as you stuck a finger in.

[Cakes89]

Explain to me how she wasn't "wet" when you fingered her, but your dick was covered in blood?
Doesn't make sense, Jeff.
You would have known she was on her period as soon as you stuck a finger in.

^this... reds gotta point

[paintballer045]

^this... reds gotta point

Surprisingly, I was almost 400 in the green until Sunday night. Mod negs are a bitch

[JsRatte]

Get a tub of lube bro.

[Vane71421]

Explain to me how she wasn't "wet" when you fingered her, but your dick was covered in blood?
Doesn't make sense, Jeff.
You would have known she was on her period as soon as you stuck a finger in.

either she just got it after that or i didnt realise the blood was on my fingers. it wasnt a huge stream, just a little bit of blood i think she just got it but wasnt enough for wetness

[D1Z]

I ate my fuarking ex while she was in her period. She didn't know she was in it so it was gross as hell. My face was filled with dry blood dasgsfsvfv

I finally got to use that img.

[paintballer045]

either she just got it after that or i didnt realise the blood was on my fingers. it wasnt a huge stream, just a little bit of blood i think she just got it but wasnt enough for wetness

Well, considering every girl is different, this is a possibility. It's just a little fishy (pun intended) that you didn't know.
The only logical thing is she got it during the act. If not she should have had a tampon in or a pad, which would have clued you right away.
Orrr, you're making it up. Not sure which I believe at this very moment, will need pictures to further investigate.

[JsRatte]

I finally got to use that img.

Holy crap haha, repped.

[Thunderkunt99]

post op shemales can't get wet...







Just sayin

[paintballer045]

post op shemales can't get wet...







Just sayin

This was my thought, also.
U aware of that thread?

[GDPONE]

did you look at your dick like a murder weapon after?

[Vane71421]

Well, considering every girl is different, this is a possibility. It's just a little fishy (pun intended) that you didn't know.
The only logical thing is she got it during the act. If not she should have had a tampon in or a pad, which would have clued you right away.
Orrr, you're making it up. Not sure which I believe at this very moment, will need pictures to further investigate.

sec ill post some text pics in a sec

[paintballer045]

sec ill post some text pics in a sec

I would offer reps in return, but I need about 112,000 to get me back green lol

[Vane71421]

pics of text convos confirming sex, cant really prove much else but i swear everything happened.


i.imgur.com/cQAW3jE.png

i.imgur.com/k3mQCRt.png


under 50 posts, can someone embed for me?