just had the worst sex of my life (srs)

[literalparadox]

calling fraud

if she was on her period. she wouldnt be dry youd feel the blood smh

[paintballer045]

pics of text convos confirming sex, cant really prove much else but i swear everything happened.


i.imgur.com/cQAW3jE.png

i.imgur.com/k3mQCRt.png


under 50 posts, can someone embed for me?

hmm, "should be better next time"...I like the way you think

[ezjax]

You make more money than me, you can vote, and now you want me to hit it dry with no lube on your period?

Not going to happen gabby.

[paintballer045]

You make more money than me, you can vote, and now you want me to hit it dry with no lube on your period?

Not going to happen gabby.

hahaahhaa, aware.

[Vane71421]

hmm, "should be better next time"...I like the way you think

im a wizard, =]

[vifex]

she said, "first time" in the text. She wasn't on her period OP.... you popped her cherry.

PS: You're text game is pretty alpha tbh

[Vane71421]

she said, "first time" in the text. She wasn't on her period OP.... you popped her cherry.

PS: You're text game is pretty alpha tbh

haha i wish, shes had like 4 guys before me


gotta keep it alpha, but not be too much of a dick lol. defintly need to be in control though girls love to try to control you

[vifex]

she lied

[KCBadBoy]

How old is this girl?

[Vane71421]

How old is this girl?

hello tim, and 18

[DylanTheVillian]

The ammount of fail in this thread.....why did i come back and even look on here...SMH

[bfmv69]

Oh lawdy.

[venenzioo]

I can confirm, i am op's smoothie date with dry bloody vaginal region

[re4l]

Brah you jus gotta spit all over it and in it first and you'll be iight.

[ericd8]

-1st date with girl. we go and get smoothies
-go back to my dorm watch movie+cuddle
-movie ends, things start geting heated
-start fingering her, shes dry as **** and doesnt get wet
-she starts giving me **** head, like the worst head ive ever gotten
-get on top and try to go inside her, she keeps apologizing saying she has a problem where she cant rlly get wet. shes too dry and tight and i cant get it in. start going soft
-gives me more of the worst head ever
-she gets on top, still dry as **** but manage to get it in
-sucks at riding, went horizontal motion instead of up and down
-i havent had sex or fapped in 3 weeks since i broke up with ex
-i nutted in like 30-60 seconds (moreso on the 30 side)
-feel embarrased, turn lights on. there blood on my dick
-she didnt tell me she was on her period
-blood and cum on me, and all over my sheets and comforter
-i awkwardly walk her back to her car and kiss her goodbye


no thanks jeff

moral of the story: dont **** a chick who cant get wet. dont **** a chick on her period. and dont do no fap, it provides no gains and you cant last for shyt its ****ing retarded








inb4 tmisc virgins enter the thread with their stories

Cum in 30 seconds even when she's dry as fuk? Jesus, you need some work my friend lul.

[letmethink]

pics of text convos confirming sex, cant really prove much else but i swear everything happened.


i.imgur.com/cQAW3jE.png

i.imgur.com/k3mQCRt.png


under 50 posts, can someone embed for me?

You sly mofo.

- Should be better next time :O

[l2evolution]

Cum in 30 seconds even when she's dry as fuk? Jesus, you need some work my friend lul.

Pass the work while I still have time (:<

[InstaSwole]

Best pic ever.

[bigonesjason]

No such thing as "bad sex"

youd be suprised

[brehbrah]

-1st date with guy, we go and get smoothies
-go back to his dorm watch movie+cuddle
-movie ends, he starts awkwardly touching me and trying to kiss me (worst kisser ever)
-he tries to finger me but he didn't even get me wet
-tried to give him head so he would jizz and then let me go home, but his dick was so small that I couldn't do it properly. I'd never had such a small dick in my mouth before
-he gets on top of me and tries to get inside me, but his small dick couldn't even push itself in. I'm not sure if he was even hard
-pretend that its my fault to spare his feelings because it's probably his first time
-get on top of him, still pretty dry but whatever, i'm doing it as a favor and we manage it
-start slow and try to let him last as long as possible since he seem like a virgin
-he nutted in 30 seconds.
-there was blood on his dick for an unknown reason, he looked very embarrased. he's probably got an infection.
-he awkwardly walks me back to my car and tries to kiss me goodbye (wtf!)
-I'm going to get myself tested

[BradCathie]

-1st date with guy, we go and get smoothies
-go back to his dorm watch movie+cuddle
-movie ends, he starts awkwardly touching me and trying to kiss me (worst kisser ever)
-he tries to finger me but he didn't even get me wet
-tried to give him head so he would jizz and then let me go home, but his dick was so small that i couldn't do it properly. I'd never had such a small dick in my mouth before
-he gets on top of me and tries to get inside me, but his small dick couldn't even push itself in. I'm not sure if he was even hard
-pretend that its my fault to spare his feelings because it's probably his first time
-get on top of him, still pretty dry but whatever, i'm doing it as a favor and we manage it
-start slow and try to let him last as long as possible since he seem like a virgin
-he nutted in 30 seconds.
-there was blood on his dick for an unknown reason, he looked very embarrased. He's probably got an infection.
-he awkwardly walks me back to my car and tries to kiss me goodbye (wtf!)
-i'm going to get myself tested

lol.

[Vane71421]

Cum in 30 seconds even when she's dry as fuk? Jesus, you need some work my friend lul.

i wanna see how long you would last after not having sex or fapping for 3 weeks, then getting head twice. by the time she got on top i was alrdy close even though everything sucked

[Esthetique]

I think most guys have been through a similar experience OP, no biggie

[gchurchill]

I think most guys have been through a similar experience OP, no biggie

Nope.

[Joe97]

Still got to clap dem cheeks, doing better than most of tmisc.

[Nistrange]

Bro I am disgust. Saw the girl you were talking about and ewwwwwwwwwwwww mang I couldn't deal with that.