Bull**** bodybuilding - by Dave Pulcinella

[WonderPug]

Unfortunately, the rants of Mike and Dave give credence to the stereotype exemplified by commercials like this:

[Chaohinon]

And it really doesn't matter if eating every 2 hours raises metabolism or not, does it? Because even if we knew it was the premier way to increase BMR, you still couldn't do it, so lets give that a rest.

Lo-****ing-l. "Don't confuse me with the facts."

Dave Pulcinella strikes me as the kind of guy who would say **** like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzHzlMneaeQ

[greekmanman]

That's only half of the picture. Here's the full pic...20 weeks later.



The story of that transformation is told on Raising the Bar 3.

Dave's triceps are very unfortunate :/

But who was triceps? It's unfortunate that even with the "6 foods that work" and eating every 2 hours on the dot Dave could not overcome genetics albeit being a "real bodybuilder".

And not a single glute striation was seen that day.

[Douche100]

OP is enjoying this whole argument. It helps him promote his casting call for his sh**ty doc.

[handcannon77]

But who was triceps? It's unfortunate that even with the "6 foods that work" and eating every 2 hours on the dot Dave could not overcome genetics albeit being a "real bodybuilder".

And not a single glute striation was seen that day.

My mind is actually blown how little amount of detail he has in his physique
not a real bodybuilder

[mike pulcinella]

OP is enjoying this whole argument. It helps him promote his casting call for his sh**ty doc.

So cynical, this generation is. Makes me sad.

[lee__d]

So cynical, this generation is. Makes me sad.

Willful ignorance and narrow-mindedness from the likes you and your brother invoke the cynicism in us.

[midcoastking33]

So cynical, this generation is. Makes me sad.

Don't throw stones in a glass house yoda

[WonderPug]

So cynical, this generation is. Makes me sad.

Cynicism is encouraged by those like you who exploit controversy and the naive for their own gain.

[OneMA2011]

Well that's really funny OP because my brother is on FIRE right now talking about all this IIFYM stuff! Here's his latest blog post...strong words!



*"BULL**** BODYBUILDING"

If you're calling yourself a "bodybuilder", and you're not willing to a few simple things like have a grocery shopping day, eat certain foods, eat something every few hours, follow a list of foods called a "diet", then maybe you need to find another sport.

Real Bodybuilders have no problem doing any of these things, and if you were to put dog **** on that list of foods called a "diet", a real bodybuilder would figure out a way to eat it.

If you can't do these things, it's ok. You're just not a real bodybuilder, that's all. Call yourself a "recreational body shaper", or "fitness enthusiast". Just stop calling yourself a bodybuilder.

And if you're not willing to do these things, or if they're too uncomfortable for you, that doesn't mean you need to scramble to find scientific research to validate your behavior and then call real Bodybuilders "bull****" because they ARE willing to do these things. It's ok, just don't do them.

And it really doesn't matter if eating every 2 hours raises metabolism or not, does it? Because even if we knew it was the premier way to increase BMR, you still couldn't do it, so lets give that a rest.

I'm glad bodybuilding is difficult. It's the reason I chose it in the first place. It's incredibly challenging and therefore incredibly rewarding. If everyone could do it, it wouldn't be as special to me.

And finally, don't presume to tell me what I should and shouldn't have to do within the context of MY sport, a world you've never stepped foot in and about which you know literally nothing. You're in MY world whenever you talk about "bodybuilding". Act accordingly and show some respect. You're in the presence of someone who can do things you cannot and never will.

[2canman]

Is this guy a pro BB'er? Or just some random guy?

[OneMA2011]

Is this guy a pro BB'er? Or just some random guy?

brother of dat pro with the video about "6 foods that work"

this guy does documentaries I think...

[tovtov]

If you're calling yourself a "bodybuilder", and you're not willing to a few simple things like have a grocery shopping day, eat certain foods, eat something every few hours, follow a list of foods called a "diet", then maybe you need to find another sport.

Bodybuilding is not a sport

[2canman]

brother of dat pro with the video about "6 foods that work"

this guy does documentaries I think...

Oh so he is a pro. I respect him for being a pro, but god damn he is one ignorant fk lol.

6 foods that work? lulz ok.



EDIT: Strong WTF at "BB isn't a sport".

How the fk is it not a sport? Getting to 5 % BF for a show isn't very fun, and looking like a greek god isn't exactly easy.

[Kimhwan92]

Bodybuilding is not a sport

hey now.

let's not go there itt.

[Jeffbelittle]

Goon Squad Forums.

Thick. Solid. Tight.

[Slaytonslayer]

Goon Squad Forums.

Thick. Solid. Tight.

this
reppin gsf

[DaBubzy]

Bodybuilding is not a sport

you must be new here.

[lee__d]

My brother is on FIRE right now talking about all this IIFYM stuff! Here's his latest blog post...strong words!



*"BULL**** BODYBUILDING"

If you're calling yourself a "bodybuilder", and you're not willing to a few simple things like have a grocery shopping day, eat certain foods, eat something every few hours, follow a list of foods called a "diet", then maybe you need to find another sport.

Real Bodybuilders have no problem doing any of these things, and if you were to put dog **** on that list of foods called a "diet", a real bodybuilder would figure out a way to eat it.

If you can't do these things, it's ok. You're just not a real bodybuilder, that's all. Call yourself a "recreational body shaper", or "fitness enthusiast". Just stop calling yourself a bodybuilder.

And if you're not willing to do these things, or if they're too uncomfortable for you, that doesn't mean you need to scramble to find scientific research to validate your behavior and then call real Bodybuilders "bull****" because they ARE willing to do these things. It's ok, just don't do them.

And it really doesn't matter if eating every 2 hours raises metabolism or not, does it? Because even if we knew it was the premier way to increase BMR, you still couldn't do it, so lets give that a rest.

I'm glad bodybuilding is difficult. It's the reason I chose it in the first place. It's incredibly challenging and therefore incredibly rewarding.

and my mom will get scared and say “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

rite

[OneMA2011]

goon squad forums.

Thick. Solid. Tight.

this
reppin gsf

rep

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[mike pulcinella]

Cynicism is encouraged by those like you who exploit controversy and the naive for their own gain.

Who exactly are the naive that need protecting? Not anyone on THIS thread obviously!

[WonderPug]

Who exactly are the naive that need protecting? Not anyone on THIS thread obviously!

You must be joking.

Lots of folks on this forum post ridiculous diets, inspired by utter crap like this:

[greekmanman]

brother of dat pro with the video about "6 foods that work"

this guy does documentaries I think...

Oh so he is a pro. I respect him for being a pro, but god damn he is one ignorant fk lol.

6 foods that work? lulz ok.



EDIT: Strong WTF at "BB isn't a sport".

How the fk is it not a sport? Getting to 5 % BF for a show isn't very fun, and looking like a greek god isn't exactly easy.

dave is NOT a pro.

lol

[necon76]

dave is NOT a pro.

lol

From what I can find he's never even won a show. Just a couple of over 40's classes.

[WonderPug]

Your brother 20 weeks out eating the "6 foods that work"

Me 15 weeks out eating ice cream, poptarts, and boxes of mac and cheese on the daylee


Suffice to say IIFYM doesnt need your help defending it when a 19 year old who hasnt even been alive as long as your brother has been bodybuilding, could figure out that you can eat what you want and still get shredded, you'd think all those years of experience he always refers to would be coming in handy right about now.

Classic.

[ErickStevens]

lol @ the last few posts.

[2canman]

Has never even won a show.... wtf has this world gone too.

Brb there are teens who look better than this guy lol

[Mattash2g]

gsf checking in

[Ka0s]

Don't even bother giving OP any attention; just neg him and let him drown in his ignorance. It's become blatantly obvious that he is just rustling jimmies in order to gather material for his newest documentary.

Let him go film kai greene and his grapefruits. Can hardly wait until the next vid

You're incredibly rude and immature. What does Kai Greene have to do with this anyway?

you know you're a redneck when you're gun rack has a gun rack on it

your*

[Charlie581]

tried to post the link to the 400 comment FB post where a clear view of what the Pulcinellias have in their debating arsenal. Unfortunately i cant post links because i dont have 50 posts :/ lame rule