ladies, valentines day is coming...

[Death-S]

...aaaaaaaand i have no idea what im doing :S helps? much, much appreciated

[Keltron]

Seeing as how you're busy oversees fighting for HER freedom, she should be the one planning/selecting an awesome gift for you to send over while you relax and not worry about it.

[Squatticus]

~meet with that special someone
~look her in the eye
~tell her you want to break up
~???
~profit

[Fawnl]

...aaaaaaaand i have no idea what im doing :S helps? much, much appreciated

Send her a remote control helicopter and some bacon.

[taiga1]

-a forever rose
-fishbowl drink
-Coach purse

OR this...

Send her a remote control helicopter and some bacon.

[pUniCepts]

-a forever rose
-fishbowl drink
-Coach purse

OR this...

lol aware

[penny0527]

Send her a remote control helicopter and some bacon.

Bazinga!

[Wyomann]

Give her this: /thread

[Ma110W]

How did men make ever make a decision about what to get their women, or how to help them, etc. before the internet and women forums were created? It must have been rough living life back in those dark ages...

[penny0527]

Give her this: /thread

If there's room give her two!

[Wyomann]

If there's room give her two!

You dirty little person.

[Ma110W]

You dirty little person.

Don't be a sizeist.

[penny0527]

You dirty little person.

I know. I thought you knew that though.

[Wyomann]

I know. I thought you knew that though.

Ya...the depths of it are yet to be known.

Don't be a sizeist.

Wow, you two are almost the samesize. Tweedle Small and Tweedle Smaller.
Ok, no more sizeist comments

[Keltron]

Give her this: /thread

All the way from Afghanistan? You act like the man has Dhalsim arms lol.

[James199117]

ok buy her any type of jewelery and go get a kinder surprise, split it open carefully remove toy, write nice little love letter depending on how long youve been together, put the jewelery inside said kinder egg, heat frying pan and melt chocolate to put it back together, rewrap it and than tape it to a single rose, when she gets it she will be shocked and love the thought. ur welcome, im a magician when it comes to women

[UnaChispita]

ok buy her any type of jewelery and go get a kinder surprise, split it open carefully remove toy, write nice little love letter depending on how long youve been together, put the jewelery inside said kinder egg, heat frying pan and melt chocolate to put it back together, rewrap it and than tape it to a single rose, when she gets it she will be shocked and love the thought. ur welcome, im a magician when it comes to women

I don't even know what you've said here ^^^^^

[conceptions]

ok buy her any type of jewelery and go get a kinder surprise, split it open carefully remove toy, write nice little love letter depending on how long youve been together, put the jewelery inside said kinder egg, heat frying pan and melt chocolate to put it back together, rewrap it and than tape it to a single rose, when she gets it she will be shocked and love the thought. ur welcome, im a magician when it comes to women

That is pretty clever, ngl. Love those kinder eggs.

[Fawnl]

My dr told me to shove a kinder egg into my lady bits. SANS chocolate of course, noone needs a yeast infection.

Srs. After I had my first kid who ripped me a new one she told me to put weights in a kinder egg and shove it up there as a Luna ball. She said it's cheaper that way and does the same thing. I have never looked at kinder eggs the same way.

[penny0527]

My dr told me to shove a kinder egg into my lady bits. SANS chocolate of course, noone needs a yeast infection.

Srs. After I had my first kid who ripped me a new one she told me to put weights in a kinder egg and shove it up there as a Luna ball. She said it's cheaper that way and does the same thing. I have never looked at kinder eggs the same way.

Did you do it? I would just so I had a great story to share at parties.

Ya...the depths of it are yet to be known.

If you think that's bad you should hear what I don't post.

[Fawnl]

Did you do it? I would just so I had a great story to share at parties.

Penny0527, do you even have to ask? Of COURSE I did it! And I have shared the story at parties too. In-laws 25th anniversary party: Great time to break out the vagina talk if you want to freak peoples freak (Which I always do). Poor great Aunt Mary didn't know what hit her!

[penny0527]

Penny0527, do you even have to ask? Of COURSE I did it! And I have shared the story at parties too. In-laws 25th anniversary party: Great time to break out the vagina talk if you want to freak peoples freak (Which I always do). Poor great Aunt Mary didn't know what hit her!

you and me....we could be friends.

[Wyomann]

you and me....we could be friends.

And share Kinder eggs

[Goshemo]

Break into her house OP, leave rose petals everywhere, decorate, and cook her her favorite food. Before she calls the cops look into her eyes and say, "We've been getting serious and I want to tell you that special phrase. Those magical 3 words that changes the entire dynamic of out relationship. Those 3 words that once you say them you can't take them back. You know, one of them starts with an "L". I've had these feelings for a while now. You mean a lot to me, really, and I want you to know that from the bottom of my heart, I'm sincere in what I'm about to tell you... [insert bishes name]....Lick my balls." Proceed to smash and let her clean up the mess you made in her house and thank me later OP.

[penny0527]

And share Kinder eggs

Don't be gross.

I'd bring my own eggs to the party.

[Fawnl]

Don't be gross.

I'd bring my own eggs to the party.

I've said it before and I'll say it again... Where the fukk are all the Penny0527's IRL????

[conceptions]

My dr told me to shove a kinder egg into my lady bits. SANS chocolate of course, noone needs a yeast infection.

Srs. After I had my first kid who ripped me a new one she told me to put weights in a kinder egg and shove it up there as a Luna ball. She said it's cheaper that way and does the same thing. I have never looked at kinder eggs the same way.

But....but kinder eggs are made of chocolate??

Are you thinking of some easter-egg type variation?

[Fawnl]

But....but kinder eggs are made of chocolate??

Are you thinking of some easter-egg type variation?

No, you EAT the chocolate. With your mouth, not with your vagina. Your vagina eats the yellow egg like things with the toy in it after. And then, everyone is happy.

[penny0527]

No, you EAT the chocolate. With your mouth, not with your vagina. Your vagina eats the yellow egg like things with the toy in it after. And then, everyone is happy.

I'm glad you cleared that up. I was really confused.

[itsagoodday]

No, you EAT the chocolate. With your mouth, not with your vagina.

Don't knock it til you've tried it. They don't call it an Almond Joy for nothing.