ladies, valentines day is coming...

[bigfish18q]

I actually like practical gifts. Candy, Flowers, Jewelry, no thanks.

New mop it is!

[bigfish18q]

And Bigfish! I'm on the rag. The effin vag is out of order. And NOONE goes in this backdoor.

You should probably install a doggy door or something.. you know, for convenience.

[latebloomingmom]

I'm pretty sure if you ask for a vacuum you are expected to use it. No thanks!

ask for a corvette

[PLANETGETLOW]

It pisses me off because obviously I have been doing it all wrong!! You just made me aware that I COULD have been sitting back and getting spoiled without reciprocating, and that THAT is the norm. What a waste...

In all seriousness though, I think Valentines, like every holiday is a personal preference thing. Some people don't like Christmas. Some people put a basket of eggs out, some people hide them on Easter. Each of our situations and how we 'do' valentines day is the right way for each of us.

And Bigfish! I'm on the rag. The effin vag is out of order. And NOONE goes in this backdoor.

Just a classy lil catch you are!!

[penny0527]

ask for a corvette

He'd probably bring home a matchbox car. I asked for a pony last year and I got a my little pony toy.

[cowboybiker]

He'd probably bring home a matchbox car. I asked for a pony last year and I got a my little pony toy.

Cant complain he didnt stay within budget

[moogs]

well if it makes you feel better id knock you up

Thanks for making me feel special on Valentines day x lol

[Fawnl]

Just a classy lil catch you are!!

Classy is not a word people use when they describe me. Do classy girls take it up the poop shoot?

[cowboybiker]

[PLANETGETLOW]

Do classy girls take it up the poop shoot?

This is a trick question

"And NOONE goes in this backdoor."

[Wyomann]

This is a trick question

"And NOONE goes in this backdoor."

Guess what your valentine's day surprise is?

[taiga1]

He'd probably bring home a matchbox car. I asked for a pony last year and I got a my little pony toy.

I LOVE My Little Pony

Tied with Hot Wheels for my favorite childhood toys.

[latebloomingmom]

I LOVE My Little Pony

Tied with Hot Wheels for my favorite childhood toys.

yes but dont ya want a big girl toy now?

[penny0527]

Just a classy lil catch you are!!

Classy is boring.

[Fawnl]

This is a trick question

"And NOONE goes in this backdoor."

It's not a trick question at all.

Classy girls ARE boring. Take your tea and toast and shove it.

Edit: The tea and toast comment was not meant for you PGL. I got over excited.

[latebloomingmom]

strong talk towards the powers that be going on in here....
edit: that's better

[cowboybiker]

[Fawnl]

strong talk towards the powers that be going on in here....

It was said with my MIL in mind. She doesn't think I'm classy either because I spurn her tea and drink beer. Among other things.

[latebloomingmom]

It was said with my MIL in mind. She doesn't think I'm classy either because I spurn her tea and drink beer. Among other things.

its a mother in law's job to find fault with her daughter in laws...I dont know why though
I am a mother in law now I love my daughter in law very much. she is 19 and she is a good student and she is good for my son.

[cowboybiker]

It was said with my MIL in mind. She doesn't think I'm classy either because I spurn her tea and drink beer. Among other things.

Pour beer in her tea cup, pinky finger poised. Problem solved.

[Fawnl]

Pour beer in her tea cup, pinky finger poised. Problem solved.

Wow... This is going to happen. Encouragement to get me to mess with my MIL even more is bad bad news.

LBM, she is a lucky girl...

[latebloomingmom]

Wow... This is going to happen. Encouragement to get me to mess with my MIL even more is bad bad news.

LBM, she is a lucky girl...

oooo I tried to really hate her when they were first dating but I couldnt find anything wrong with her


she is a tiny little thing..stands about 5ft 2
sometimes she gets mad and swears and if I hear her she gets all flustered and blushes..hahhaa Lawd love her..
I dont expect perfection in any human being but she has a good heart and loves my son.

[penny0527]

It was said with my MIL in mind. She doesn't think I'm classy either because I spurn her tea and drink beer. Among other things.

I freaking LOVE my mother-in-law! I love my husband's whole family actually. They are all messed up just like me

[sgtpeppers]

I'm very... Frugal... I suppose. Usually I worry about spending too much/ him spending too much and buying necessities over luxuries... But when my bf got me the whole shabang (lingerie, chocolates, perfume, dinner), I was really happy.

I'd love to say I'm above all of the materialism of this day... But **** it. This **** is great

Don't worry, I took care of him too. Fancy dinner, a print he has been wanting, and something sexy. And I filled a mason jar with Reese's cups and attached stickers to each one that listed r"reasons to throw you a Reese's"...

[LisaSkinnoble]

It's not a trick question at all.

Classy girls ARE boring. Take your tea and toast and shove it.

Edit: The tea and toast comment was not meant for you PGL. I got over excited.

[Wyomann]

I gotta be honest vulgar chicks kinda turn me on. As long as it's not completely inappropriate like at a wedding dinner or something.

[penny0527]

You can combine the two.

[BrotherWolf]

Classy is not a word people use when they describe me. Do classy girls take it up the poop shoot?

they most definitely do , they pretend they don't

[Fawnl]

they most definitely do , they pretend they don't

So, I need to hold my tongue, not be vulgar, pretend and make sure that I APPEAR a certain way when in truth I could be someone completely different? That's what would make me classy?

No thanks. At least people know what they are getting when they deal with me. I'm honest and loyal, I like to laugh and I over share if it means I might make someone else laugh. I may not be considered classy and I can be vulgar, but you never have to worry about me saying nasty things about you behind your back when I was all peaches and cream to your face.

[V.I.C]

So, I need to hold my tongue, not be vulgar, pretend and make sure that I APPEAR a certain way when in truth I could be someone completely different? That's what would make me classy?

No thanks. At least people know what they are getting when they deal with me. I'm honest and loyal, I like to laugh and I over share if it means I might make someone else laugh. I may not be considered classy and I can be vulgar, but you never have to worry about me saying nasty things about you behind your back when I was all peaches and cream to your face.

Plus you like helicopters, bacon and kinder eggs!