Recently, during a PE class I went to my teacher and asked her--in front of everybody--if she "Misced." She gave me a quizzical look and asked what it was, which prompted me to start explaining ot her how she could be apart of Female Misc or Misc or perhaps even Teen Misc, but I told her that the Teen Miscers might neg her. She began asking me other questions and I continoued to not answer by speaking in Misc lingo and confusing her and some of my classmates whom were listening.
At the end of the class she got out her laptop and asked me in front of everyone, "Okay, what am I looking for?" I told her to search "Misc" in Google and she found the forums, and also read aloud a definition going something like this: "Misc is an ultra-addictive subculture in Bodybuilding.com"
By this time everyone in my class was laughing at what I was saying--not at me, but with me. I then resumed my confusing, very vague answers and told her about it, only... it gained momentum and because I have no shame and am an emissary for Misc in the real world I was shouting and crying with laughter and tears. And the other class in our proximity all looked at me too, everyone hanging intently off of each word that came from this dilusional figure:
"What is it about?" She asked.
"Misc is a way of life! To be alpha and not care what anybody else thinks." I replied.
"Everybody does that anyway.
"Misc made it cool."
Everyone was laughing so hard and now alot of people greet me with "Misc", and the next day she told me that she went on Misc at home and said it was sturpid and confusing and she called me a douchbag.
I am represented T-Misc and Misc well?
Cliffs:
Ask PE teacher if she "Miscs"
PE teacher asks what it is
I launch into numerous speeches and prolonged dialogues with very confusing Misc lingo.
I was shouting and everyone was looking at me, including another class.
Alot of people refer to me with "Misc"
I represented T-Misc and Misc, for I am an emissary of destruction.
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02-23-2013, 01:06 AM #1
I Represented Misc / T-Misc at School
- Mod Negged Crew x 2
- Never Thought I'd Get Mod Repped Out of Red Crew
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Worst story Ive ever heard. Im going to save this story to a zip drive and store it in a safe place. In 40 years Ill show this story to my grandkids and show them exactly how not to tell a story.
Thanks for the parenting advice OPThanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20
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02-23-2013, 01:32 AM #21
i represent misc
every time I don't white knight a bish
every time I don't breathe out of my mouth (Damn mouth breathers)
every time I don't have my hands in my pockets
every time I disregard a female's attractiveness
every time I hit the gym hard
every time I don't have hover hands
every time I don't fap
every time I get a #
every time I don't boost a bishes ego
every time I slay
every time i snort creatine
every time I am confidentTruthsayer
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