Super serious need 4 text tips. About 2 text super hot girl. No joking around at all!

[BloodDiamond]

This is not a joke or a silly thread about weakly tight text failures.

I am about to text this super hot 18 yr old with a hyyooooouuugeee gluteus...

BACKSTORY CLIFFS:

-Hung out with girl and her younger sister and moved together to LA this summer as roommates.
-I supposedly liked the younger one
-We flirted a lot but never hooked up. But she let me grope her booty many times etc..
-All types of stuff happened. They used to come over here to my place in AZ before we moved to LA and I use to just be wearing underwear after working out and we would all kick it on my bed and watch videos on the projector and stuff. Nothing too sexual tho. (but I know they both thought I was amazingly sexy)
-After some months I moved in with some other friends and me and the older sister kinda had an argument and we went our separate ways (because of her insecurity)
-I guess she said something bad about me and hated on me to her younger sister who had no problems with me but is super loyal to her older sister so she deleted me off ********.
-I was like whatever.
-Now months later the older sister moved back to the bay area, and I moved back to AZ where the younger sister also moved back in with her parents so now its only me and her here in AZ and b1tch ass older sister is in the Bay.
-Younger sis text me two days ago asking for a number of someone.
-My heart skipped a beat and i have been jacking off to the thought of her every day since.
-I want her so bad.
-After she text me I immediately called her and talked to her like old friends like nothing ever happened and I just updated her on my new job here in AZ and what I was up to in LA (go-go dancing lol) and just talking for like 15 minutes and it was nice (she really sees me as a guy she likes and thinks is hot but is too immature for a relationship and probably gets too much attention because of her fat ass)
-I told her I had to go, but that I miss her. She said I miss you too like how we used to flirt all the time and go to the beach and stuff.
-I waited a few days and now Im about to text her something.
-I need this one bad misc.
-I want dat ass soooooo bad, can the misc deliver?

I am way too stressed out to be able to decide on what to say. I can't figure out how to play it. Its all about the first few text and how I come across. I dunno how bad the older sister made me seem or what type of **** she talked but I also know the younger sister is starting to get badder and not really be so loyal and she is more her own person now and is probably bored and would potentially come hang out with me alone or with her friend. (OMG I would be in heaven to have her all to myself lol)

Anyway... how should I approach this?

I will post txt screen shots of course once I know what to say.

God i want her soooo bad... no jokes.

[tex427]

didn't read at all

where are the pics

[frontofthepack]

didn't read at all

where are the pics

[i_am_disappoint]

tell her:









































































































































































































































































































































stop crying and fist yourself

[odozy]

tell her:



























pics or gtfo

[matth87]

do you not understand what cliffs are?

you think I am reading that ****?

Pics or NEGS and real cliffs or negs.

[Franglais]

Beta.


Just say hi whats up lets hang out

[AlexLifts]

[kkchop28]

When will greens learn about dem pics...


Either way, bishes love smiley faces in texts! That is all

[BloodDiamond]

Beta.


Just say hi whats up lets hang out

Hi whats up.

or

Hi [name], what's up??

or

Hi [name, whats up? Lets hang out!

[SOCALNINER]

guys cmon! OP said no joking around AT ALL!

[OfficerJimLahey]

what do you mean you supposedly liked the younger one?!

[yochilllllllll]

i swear to god m8 i did not read a single ****ing word.

where are the pics

[BloodDiamond]

do you not understand what cliffs are?

you think I am reading that ****?

Pics or NEGS and real cliffs or negs.

All I have is a random short vid of her older sis?

[AngryDuck]

Hi whats up.

or

Hi [name], what's up??

or

Hi [name, whats up? Lets hang out!

She's already said she misses you, you *******.

Just tell her you're going out with her tomorrow night, what time shall I pick you up?

[i_am_disappoint]

Hi whats up.

or

Hi [name], what's up??

or

Hi [name, whats up? Lets hang out!

my god OP, kill yourself

[kkchop28]

Hi whats up.

or

Hi [name], what's up??

or

Hi [name, whats up? Lets hang out!

Srs, how can you be this bad???

Just say 'hey, what you got going on this week?'

[silkyjohnson11]

You should go the pharmacy

Her. Why?

Because your lacking some vitamin me.


If that fails honestly I would just be straight up with her and just say I wanna fuk u. Has actually worked for me in past. Is high risk strategy tho. I did it with chicks I could just walk away from with no cares if I crashed and burned.

[ScouseMark90]

pics or all aboard the neg train.

[jaredlap]

Be sure to use smileys. Bishes love smileys.

[h0z]

if you're gonna put down the rocky mountains for cliffs at least have pics... dear god

try asking her what shes doing this weekend and stay safe.

[twilighters]

need cliffs for cliffs
and a pic

[Jbird34]

You want some fuk?

[BloodDiamond]

She's already said she misses you, you *******.

Just tell her you're going out with her tomorrow night, what time shall I pick you up?

Side note and possible huge hurdle to overcome: My license is suspended for a few more weeks (like 3). She doesnt drive but her friends do. I also have friends that would take us somewhere or bring us to my house. So we gotta segway into that somehow. Ideal would be to have her friend come over too once and then I can try to seduce her without her sister protecting her.

So I cant be that alpha right off the bat because I cant deliver on picking her up. I need to game this properly.

[cubsfan2154]

15 min are almost up for pics

[BloodDiamond]

You should go the pharmacy

Her. Why?

Because your lacking some vitamin me.


If that fails honestly I would just be straight up with her and just say I wanna fuk u. Has actually worked for me in past. Is high risk strategy tho. I did it with chicks I could just walk away from with no cares if I crashed and burned.

FUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

do i have the balls to do that thoo???? What if it works. It made my heart jump just thinking about it...

Another clue: When we talked on the phone the other day, she was at her best friends house and she mentioned she went into the bathroom to talk to me "because she couldn't hear out in the living room."

But who really does that unless they are semi-excited/anxious about talking to someone.

I called her initially. No answer. 2 min later she called me, but it only rang once before I could answer. I called back and she answered.

Its a clue that she maybe had butterflies about talking to me too.

(In b4 I text her and she doesnt even respond lol...)

[AngryDuck]

Side note and possible huge hurdle to overcome: My license is suspended for a few more weeks (like 3). She doesnt drive but her friends do. I also have friends that would take us somewhere or bring us to my house. So we gotta segway into that somehow. Ideal would be to have her friend come over too once and then I can try to seduce her without her sister protecting her.

So I cant be that alpha right off the bat because I cant deliver on picking her up. I need to game this properly.

Meet somewhere then, then getting friends to drive you isn't a problem (as well as being the most *******ry thing I've ever read).

[BloodDiamond]

Meet somewhere then, then getting friends to drive you isn't a problem (as well as being the most *******ry thing I've ever read).

But if I meet her somewhere how am I gonna seduce her? It seems like a backwards step.

I guess it could be a potential solution if I cant convince her, but I have such a nice setup at home for entertainment and the convenience of having her all to myself or with a friend here at home as opposed to, what? The movies or something? I guess I could try to kiss her in the movies. Should I try to be all official and act like I want to be her boyfriend? (I would love that) but Im not sure if I should be more sexual or more dating-oriented.

In the past it was the fact I tried to act like I wanted us to be bf and gf that made her think she wasnt ready for a relationship and it made me seem like I was all butt hurt because she semi-rejected me.

But she still let me squeeze her cheeks and flirt with her and everything. We also used to hold hands when walking lol. In front of her sister too.

[BloodDiamond]

So what should the first text be then?

[DesertFootball]

Be straight up no bullchit, dont friendzone yourself brah. Ive been in a similar situation, just asked to chill and went in for the kiss eventually.