I HAS A HAPPY thread

[Squatticus]

Ass cleavage then, something for god's sake. Wear yoga pants 24x7, you'll get some dates.

this...if i had a vagina id never be single...id be sooper sloot

[BubsNBean]

this...if i had a vagina id never be single...id be sooper sloot

Squatty's gonna sloot...

[Madi-J]

I had a lot of happies yesterday, haha!

I don't really "do" Valentine's Day, so it was a relief to know I wasn't expected to dress up and go anywhere. However I did send some cheeky stuff to a couple of friends and wish them Happy V-Day on ********. The man got jealous and complained, so I f*cking made it RAIN on his wall and inbox. When I picked him up from work he told me that just before this happened he had been trying to explain to his female coworkers that I don't like Valentine's Day...only for them to see his wall and be like "WTF BRO YOU NEED TO GET HER SOMETHING." Best accidental troll ever! I laughed for like 5 mins straight because I know them and they were probably giving him helllllllll hahahaha!

After working out and getting home and putting away all of the clean dishes since the roommate apparently couldn't be bothered with it...I finally got to make myself some food. Had found and tried out a recipe for "pancakes" on Pinterest that is just a banana and two eggs mashed together. Last night I decided to make it fancy and added cinnamon, cocoa powder, and vanilla extract. Made two big crepes and stuffed them with sliced banana and plain greek yogurt - OMG MOUTHGASM. Easily one of the most delicious things I have made so far. So, so, so f*cking tasty. I'm still impressed with myself.

And lastly, just before going to sleep I remembered that I hadn't cleaned up the dishes from making my crepes yet and started to get up to do them - the man told me to get back in bed because he had already done them. Best Valentine's gift he could have given me - it really is the little things! <3

[Wyomann]

Best Valentine's gift he could have given me is a MOUTHGASM.

Fixed

[Squatticus]

aaww yeah got the hotel for the heath next month, everything should be set now

[Madi-J]

aaww yeah got the hotel for the heath next month, everything should be set now

Jealous!

Wyomann....lmao

[Artistry]

Fiiiiinally got my Bodyguard yesterday. Freaking LOVE it. The recoil is negligible thanks to my spidermonkey hands and that little laser is absolute perfection. New guns give me huge happies.

[Lioness27]

congrats!!!! and your guy sounds like a real sweetie pie!

Thanks and he is, for the most part Lol I hope your interview went well too. What is it that you are applying to again?

Do you pay attention?! I don't have cleavage, I have sternum!!!!

:P

So much this Lol

[BubsNBean]

I has a happy!! Hit a PR this morning!!!
SLDL: 170# 2x8! That means all of them after this will be PRs. Sweet

[Squatticus]

I has a happy!! Hit a PR this morning!!!
SLDL: 170# 2x8! That means all of them after this will be PRs. Sweet

pics, vid, 2 forms of state id and electric bill or it didnt happen. also i said it once and ill say it again, its nice to have someone to hang out with that competes, can make lifting jokes and they dont bert stare you

[whatevergirl]

The job I've been interviewing for? WELL....I GOT IT! I was just told!

Thank you to everyone here who sent me well wishes and prayers. They worked!

This is a dream come true...I start the week after next.

Keep the faith, everyone--never lose hope!

[cowboybiker]

The job I've been interviewing for? WELL....I GOT IT! I was just told!

Thank you to everyone here who sent me well wishes and prayers. They worked!

This is a dream come true...I start the week after next.

Keep the faith, everyone--never lose hope!

[whatevergirl]

i might do that everywhere i go today....weeeee!

[cowboybiker]

i might do that everywhere i go today....weeeee!

I think I speak for everyone here when I say "Vids or it didn't happen."

[BubsNBean]

pics, vid, 2 forms of state id and electric bill or it didnt happen. also i said it once and ill say it again, its nice to have someone to hang out with that competes, can make lifting jokes and they dont bert stare you

About the video.... I'm sure I could figure out how to take one, but uploading it onto this website may be a lot to ask. I know, I know... I need to be smarter than the computer. But I'm not.

I'm still trying to find someone to hang out with that understands what I do with lifting. I don't compete, not like you do, but so many people don't get it.

[mrshester]

Dat feel when your baby boy can finally make the kissy sound, blows kisses, and walks up to you with a book in his hand and then "reads" to you. Best feels ever

[IrishLassie78]

Since this is a happy place, I shall share my happiness in the fact that I actually took my trainers advice to eat more (which was really hard for me at first) if I wanted to stop spinning my wheels and she was seriously right. PR's all over the place!. I realize 65lbs isn't much to bench press but for someone who 8 months ago had almost zero upper body strength, and even 2 months ago was tapped out at 40lbs, I think that's pretty darn good progress. Yay for food! And for trainers who know what the heck they're doing

[BubsNBean]

Since this is a happy place, I shall share my happiness in the fact that I actually took my trainers advice to eat more (which was really hard for me at first) if I wanted to stop spinning my wheels and she was seriously right. PR's all over the place!. I realize 65lbs isn't much to bench press but for someone who 8 months ago had almost zero upper body strength, and even 2 months ago was tapped out at 40lbs, I think that's pretty darn good progress. Yay for food! And for trainers who know what the heck they're doing

Congrats, and nice work on the gains!! I love food!

BRB, crying 'cause I'm cutting ;(

[whatevergirl]

woot! congrats on your PR's Lassie! Bench was my nemesis, as well.
You're doing great!

[Madi-J]

It's small, but I get a happy when my dog woofs and growls in his sleep. So cute!

[BubsNBean]

It's small, but I get a happy when my dog woofs and growls in his sleep. So cute!

I also love this. I swear, I'm pathologically attached to my pups... Love them like kids.

[IrishLassie78]

Congrats, and nice work on the gains!! I love food!

BRB, crying 'cause I'm cutting ;(

Thanks! I think I've been cutting for the past 20 years.... srs... Eating at maintenance and resetting so to speak right now and so far so good. Will probably start cutting again (slowly this time) at the end of April. Yay for fat loss, boo for food loss...

[IrishLassie78]

woot! congrats on your PR's Lassie! Bench was my nemesis, as well.
You're doing great!

Thanks! Congrats on the new job by the way!

[whatevergirl]

I think I speak for everyone here when I say "Vids or it didn't happen."

it didn't happen.
i even had the suit and bowtie on...and everything.
i'll get the nerve up again...

Thanks! Congrats on the new job by the way!

grazie!

[Big_Sky_Guy]

WEGS. When do you start and what type of work is it?

[whatevergirl]

WEGS. When do you start and what type of work is it?

hello

i start the week after next; i'm in sales & marketing.

[BrotherWolf]

hello

i start the week after next; i'm in sales & marketing.

Congrats

I started today my new job and ... awesome
I was asked to go to the Bahamas for passover to work from 3/18 to 4/4 and my new boss is ok with me leaving for a bit
sweet gig, paid flight, hotel and accommodations plus a decent salary

[UnaChispita]

Congrats

I started today my new job and ... awesome
I was asked to go to the Bahamas for passover to work from 3/18 to 4/4 and my new boss is ok with me leaving for a bit
sweet gig, paid flight, hotel and accommodations plus a decent salary

That is awesome!!

[BrotherWolf]

That is awesome!!

Yeah I might not come back though

[penny0527]

Yeah I might not come back though

I'm going there on vacation this summer. Super excited.