"Your great-grandfather always used to tell me that you keep tryin' on shoes, sooner or later you gon' find a pair that fit you. Well, I'm here to testify that I found a pair. They hurt like hell, son."
*Has one class of MMA and thinks he's ready for the UFC crew*
*Phobia of petting zoos because I was spat on by a llama crew*
*Sniff hard as fuk when next to a girl on public transport to smell her hair crew*
*Kind of want to sniff Jstar's hair crew*
*Trying to give Jstar a baby and no one can stop me, crew*