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    7 Masturbation Techniques That'll Change Your Fapping Experience Forever

    Starting on Fap after NO FAP for 10 days. Sharing some gold with my brothers.

    1- The cold climax

    In the first of our masturbation techniques, masturbate as you normally would, but when you feel the sensation of ejaculation coming on, grab hold of some ice cubes or crushed ice with the other hand, then continue masturbating to completion. The feeling of cold in one hand, heat in the other, and the sensation of ejaculating will enhance the experience.

    2- Rings around your penis

    Cover both your hands with lube, and form a ring with your thumb and forefinger. Place it around the base of your penis. Slide the ring up to the base of the glans (where the head starts). Now form a ring with the fingers on your other hand and do the same thing. Keep stroking with one ring at a time until you climax.

    3- The palm rubber

    Once you're erect, place some lube on the inside of one hand, and rather than rub your penis with your hand, keep rubbing the tip of your penis against the palm of your hand to orgasm.

    4- The ball holder
    The next time you're masturbating and feel as though you're about to ejaculate, put your other hand over your scrotum and lightly squeeze and pull it down (or more aggressively, if you like that sort of thing). That way, you get to feel your semen traveling through your body, making it's way to the exit.

    5- The gentle tap
    Although you have to have a sensitive penis for this to work effectively, this will at least demonstrate that you don't if it doesn't work. Keep your underwear on and make yourself erect. Once you're at your fullest erectness, tap the tip of your penis with the tips of your fingers. It should take somewhat longer than usual for you to reach climax but when you do, oh yeah...

    6- Screw your hand
    While standing, twist your lubed-up hand (whichever you're most comfortable using) so that your thumb is against your belly button. Wrap your hand around your penis and, rather than stroke with your hand, move your pelvis to pump in and out of your hand. It'll make you feel like you're actually penetrating a vagina. Okay, maybe not.

    7- The plastic bag
    In your bedroom (or someone else's if you wish), fill a plastic sandwich bag with petroleum jelly and put your erect penis in the bag, squishing the jelly so that your entire penis is covered. Then, place your penis, still in the bag, between the mattress and the box spring. Pump in and out to orgasm. The best part? No mess.
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    Professional masturbator here. Try gently stroking your banjo string when you're about to cum or squeezing down like you're trying to pee (physically impossible for you to pee but it's like sticking something up your hoop without sticking anything up your hoop).
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    wasn't there a 'running while jerking off' srs crew on here awhile ago?
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    9. Fap using a banana peel
    10. just as about your about to climax stand up and run. yes.. run, just run as fast as your can. Summon your inner tom hanks and just run
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    Originally Posted by Sebenza View Post
    wasn't there a 'running while jerking off' srs crew on here awhile ago?
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    You forgot the autoerotic-asphyxiwank, or the "Michael Hutchence"
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    This technique blows all those away...

    Get yourself into a gaseous state, and time it so that when you're about to ejaculate you let out a long smooth silent fart simultaneous.

    If done right it's one of the best feelings in the world brahs srs, has something to do with the air tickling your prostate or something like that.
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    Originally Posted by bertstare101 View Post
    Starting on Fap after NO FAP for 10 days. Sharing some gold with my brothers.

    1- The cold climax

    In the first of our masturbation techniques, masturbate as you normally would, but when you feel the sensation of ejaculation coming on, grab hold of some ice cubes or crushed ice with the other hand, then continue masturbating to completion. The feeling of cold in one hand, heat in the other, and the sensation of ejaculating will enhance the experience.

    2- Rings around your penis

    Cover both your hands with lube, and form a ring with your thumb and forefinger. Place it around the base of your penis. Slide the ring up to the base of the glans (where the head starts). Now form a ring with the fingers on your other hand and do the same thing. Keep stroking with one ring at a time until you climax.

    3- The palm rubber

    Once you're erect, place some lube on the inside of one hand, and rather than rub your penis with your hand, keep rubbing the tip of your penis against the palm of your hand to orgasm.

    4- The ball holder
    The next time you're masturbating and feel as though you're about to ejaculate, put your other hand over your scrotum and lightly squeeze and pull it down (or more aggressively, if you like that sort of thing). That way, you get to feel your semen traveling through your body, making it's way to the exit.

    5- The gentle tap
    Although you have to have a sensitive penis for this to work effectively, this will at least demonstrate that you don't if it doesn't work. Keep your underwear on and make yourself erect. Once you're at your fullest erectness, tap the tip of your penis with the tips of your fingers. It should take somewhat longer than usual for you to reach climax but when you do, oh yeah...

    6- Screw your hand
    While standing, twist your lubed-up hand (whichever you're most comfortable using) so that your thumb is against your belly button. Wrap your hand around your penis and, rather than stroke with your hand, move your pelvis to pump in and out of your hand. It'll make you feel like you're actually penetrating a vagina. Okay, maybe not.

    7- The plastic bag
    In your bedroom (or someone else's if you wish), fill a plastic sandwich bag with petroleum jelly and put your erect penis in the bag, squishing the jelly so that your entire penis is covered. Then, place your penis, still in the bag, between the mattress and the box spring. Pump in and out to orgasm. The best part? No mess.
    Done Number 3 before, it's better than a fleshlight but messy as ****.
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    Originally Posted by megabrahh View Post
    This technique blows all those away...

    Get yourself into a gaseous state, and time it so that when you're about to ejaculate you let out a long smooth silent fart simultaneous.

    If done right it's one of the best feelings in the world brahs srs, has something to do with the air tickling your prostate or something like that.
    ***** myself when jizzing crew*

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    Tried the palm rubber before
    Will try the Cold Climax
    Will never try the ball holder...
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    No mention of 'the stranger' I'm disappointed
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    Originally Posted by unruhestifter View Post
    No mention of 'the stranger' I'm disappointed
    Everyone knows about the stranger. New way is putting a snorkel on wanking with bits of chicken and a glove
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    Originally Posted by SquatWombats View Post
    9. Fap using a banana peel
    10. just as about your about to climax stand up and run. yes.. run, just run as fast as your can. Summon your inner tom hanks and just run
    Gonna try number 10 srs because I'm not sure it's even possible. I'm gonna run into my bathroom though so I don't get jizz everywhere in my house.

    Inb4 I run into my bathtub, slip and bang my head killing myself.

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    just get a flsh light that has a discrete opening. you can cum inside it instead of worrying about pillage and black light adventures. im selling my used one on ebay as we speak. never cleaned 120$ did this before and sold it.
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    Originally Posted by DOZbrah View Post
    Gonna try number 10 srs because I'm not sure it's even possible. I'm gonna run into my bathroom though so I don't get jizz everywhere in my house.

    Inb4 I run into my bathtub, slip and bang my head killing myself.

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    Originally Posted by bertstare101 View Post
    Starting on Fap after NO FAP for 10 days. Sharing some gold with my brothers.

    1- The cold climax

    In the first of our masturbation techniques, masturbate as you normally would, but when you feel the sensation of ejaculation coming on, grab hold of some ice cubes or crushed ice with the other hand, then continue masturbating to completion. The feeling of cold in one hand, heat in the other, and the sensation of ejaculating will enhance the experience.

    2- Rings around your penis

    Cover both your hands with lube, and form a ring with your thumb and forefinger. Place it around the base of your penis. Slide the ring up to the base of the glans (where the head starts). Now form a ring with the fingers on your other hand and do the same thing. Keep stroking with one ring at a time until you climax.

    3- The palm rubber

    Once you're erect, place some lube on the inside of one hand, and rather than rub your penis with your hand, keep rubbing the tip of your penis against the palm of your hand to orgasm.

    4- The ball holder
    The next time you're masturbating and feel as though you're about to ejaculate, put your other hand over your scrotum and lightly squeeze and pull it down (or more aggressively, if you like that sort of thing). That way, you get to feel your semen traveling through your body, making it's way to the exit.

    5- The gentle tap
    Although you have to have a sensitive penis for this to work effectively, this will at least demonstrate that you don't if it doesn't work. Keep your underwear on and make yourself erect. Once you're at your fullest erectness, tap the tip of your penis with the tips of your fingers. It should take somewhat longer than usual for you to reach climax but when you do, oh yeah...

    6- Screw your hand
    While standing, twist your lubed-up hand (whichever you're most comfortable using) so that your thumb is against your belly button. Wrap your hand around your penis and, rather than stroke with your hand, move your pelvis to pump in and out of your hand. It'll make you feel like you're actually penetrating a vagina. Okay, maybe not.

    7- The plastic bag
    In your bedroom (or someone else's if you wish), fill a plastic sandwich bag with petroleum jelly and put your erect penis in the bag, squishing the jelly so that your entire penis is covered. Then, place your penis, still in the bag, between the mattress and the box spring. Pump in and out to orgasm. The best part? No mess.


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    Originally Posted by megabrahh View Post
    This technique blows all those away...

    Get yourself into a gaseous state, and time it so that when you're about to ejaculate you let out a long smooth silent fart simultaneous.

    If done right it's one of the best feelings in the world brahs srs, has something to do with the air tickling your prostate or something like that.
    So you're basically fingering yourself using your own gas?






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    now i share one of my golden techniques,

    - sit on your hand untill it you dont feel it
    - use your hand to masturbate
    - close your eyes feel the hottest girl in your class
    - it feels like u getting a handjob from a chick
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    Originally Posted by MysteriousMan View Post
    now i share one of my golden techniques,

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    - use your hand to masturbate
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