Shortest time you've ever held a job

[ThrowRUST]

2 hours... FedEx smart post loader/unloader. No one spoke English. Alarms going off and chit. Walked right out. Fukk that

[JLeddo]

2 hours... FedEx smart post loader/unloader. No one spoke English. Alarms going off and chit. Walked right out. Fukk that

Lulz. I worked the belts at UPS as a seasonal employee. Worst sh*t ever.

My shortest job though was my first. When I was 17, I was doing cart gathering and working registers for Target. Treated me like dog sh*t. Like I wasn't even a person. Walked out on that after 3 whole months.

[BrokeBrah]

1 day , cvs

[ThrowRUST]

Lulz. I worked the belts at UPS as a seasonal employee. Worst sh*t ever.

My shortest job though was my first. When I was 17, I was doing cart gathering and working registers for Target. Treated me like dog sh*t. Like I wasn't even a person. Walked out on that after 3 whole months.

lol.. Did that chit at walmart when I was 16. God awful

[1cav]

2 weeks at a telemarketing place.

One week was paid training so I guess one week of actual work.

[Kazann]

1 week, wall-mart, threw a can of soup at a fellow employee

[ScubaStevo]

3 days before i quit

[ProEra]

2 months doing the same thing OP cept it was for UPS 4am-9am never again

[squatsbrah]

4 days

Pizza delivery

phuck u ***gots who don't tip i was losing more money then i was making

[doza808]

2 hours... FedEx smart post loader/unloader. No one spoke English. Alarms going off and chit. Walked right out. Fukk that

LOL'd hard at this one brah!! Held a job at Sports Authority for four months until they said we needed to do an inventory AFTERHOURS. Fukk that ****....aint nobody got time fo dat!!! Never came in again. lol.

[ThrowRUST]

2 months doing the same thing OP cept it was for UPS 4am-9am never again

worst 2 hours of my life

And lol at doza.. Fukk inventory

[BrokeBrah]

op u sound like lazy worthless fukk

[SuperShamou]

2 months. pizzza delight delivery driver.... also had to wash all pizza pans.

i got another job @ a grocery store with more HS friendly hours (use to have to work till 4 am on wednsedays delivering pizza, got off @ 9 pm at store)

[tryhard33]

4 days

Pizza delivery

phuck u ***gots who don't tip i was losing more money then i was making

tipping in Melbourne?

[ThrowRUST]

op u sound like lazy worthless fukk

because I had one job that was literally the worst thing ever and I quit.. That makes me a lazy fuk? Unless you've been to FedEx/ups, you have not seen that side of hell

[StallionRx]

2 weeks at a telemarketing place.

One week was paid training so I guess one week of actual work.

Did the same thing. I was 16 or so and walked out after 2 weeks. When I quit I told my manager and he said "Thanks for telling me, most people just never say anything and stop showing up"

The hiring manager gave the exact same speech as ben affleck in the movie boiler room, practically word for word. Instead of throwing the keys to his ferrari across the table he threw the keys to his 5 year old BMW 3 series. I LOLd sooo hard. Biggest douche bag ever.

[Richy P]

Three days at a warehouse, most boring job ever - take said items out of box A and put them in box B, break down box A, take to recycle bin and repeat.

[Celiat]

Mcdonalds for a week and a half.

Fuk working grill.

[Joey_junior1]

half a day

this recycling plant always needed staff so i thought i'd give it a go over summer, the pay was good.....But it was the worst smelling most boring job, standing next to a conveyor belt with disgusting sh*t going down it and you throw recyclable stuff down the shoots, it was so degrading, everyone there were clearly only 1 level above tramps, my supervisor had no front teeth and couldn't read.....left as soon as we had a lunch break, still got paid for full day

[ThrowRUST]

Mcdonalds for a week and a half.

Fuk working grill.

buddys been there a year. Told me its absolute hell, but can't find another job

[MattRage]

about 15 min.. when i was 17 i had "job out" for my last 2 hours of school so had to get a job.. teacher got me a job at popeyes chicken.. i walked in filled out my tax papers realized i was the only non broadcaster in the building told them i quit and walked out.. no racist was a very skinny insecure white boy

[arekieh]

30 minutes, I quit 30 min into the intro

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[sodagod]

4 days at Arby's. Had me washing dishes, then they put me at the sandwiches and had this Mexican guy who didn't speak English showing me how to do chit. When I didn't get it fast enough, they had me cleaning up the restaurant part and washing dishes for the next three days. Didn't show up anymore after that.

Also the first day, some retarded guy dumped all the soap down the drain when his shift was over, so for the next four days, nothing was actually washed with soap, just water.

[ThrowRUST]

about 15 min.. when i was 17 i had "job out" for my last 2 hours of school so had to get a job.. teacher got me a job at popeyes chicken.. i walked in filled out my tax papers realized i was the only non broadcaster in the building told them i quit and walked out.. no racist was a very skinny insecure white boy

fukkin lol. Probably would've done the same thing

[byates5637]

1 day pizza hut delivery driver.
3 day at a video rental store


never gain

[Coolhandsluke]

A week and change working fast food.

Lol fck that

[ThrowRUST]

Bump for more lulz

[denny2008]

1.5 hrs. Got a job at Future Shop. Was left to train on the computer for a department I didn't even wanna work in. Midway through I said I wanted to go for a smoke and just left lulz

[celineschirripa]

1 month at Hungry Jacks (burger king)
Kid threw an onion ring at me while I was cleaning a table nearby,
I pelted it back full force
got fired instantly woo

[Jhalf]

Got hired by resturant at 17
Boss trys to schedule orientation
Boss is ex marine
tell him I have vacation when he wanted me to do orientation
he tell me to reschedule for like 2 days later
I tell him i will still be on vacation
he flips a **** on me, starts yelling and cursing
I quit.


cliffs: quit before my first day