lay down in the shower whilst dipping, and spitting all over myself.
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First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.
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I just make sure that shoap bar gets right up in my ass, you know squeak that f*cker clean. I ain't about to go on with my day having the feeling of the grand canyon in my azz, all dry and **** but occasionally it gets some water flowing.
If I could smoke fear away, I'd roll that motherfker up and take 2 puffs
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01-27-2013, 08:11 PM #139
Plan my life
*not gonna make it crew*
*cellphone is a $200 alarm clock crew*
*pretending to text but actually using calculator crew*
*hold my own hand to see what it feels like crew*
*tmobile worker laughed at me because only had one number for 5-friends/family list plan crew*
*paint my own nails to fap so it looks like girl is giving me handjob crew*
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I turn the shower to the coldest setting for the last 5 minutes or so.
<--- Screams various Ronnie Coleman quotes while curling 15 pound DBs
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-How to rustle jimmies with facts: Tell "progressives" that the KKK was founded by southern democrats and the founder of planned parenthood is a racist eugenicist. Tell neocons that the founding fathers were liberals. (Albeit "classical liberals" but this dampers the rustling)
END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED END THE FED
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01-27-2013, 08:38 PM #149
Showering is one of the best feelings in the world. I always said if I were rich I'd just sit in the shower all day, clears the mind.
People drink beer in the shower? Not really sure what I do weird. Usually just bend over and let the water run through my angus to get it nice and clean. Usually I take my shower to get my face wet, get out of the shower to shave, and hop back in to wash my face. Been doing that for years now.*HTC* crew
Looks ok in tank top, looks like a bag of milk shirtless crew
Ariel Winter's future husband
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01-27-2013, 09:05 PM #150
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