Weird things you do in the shower

[JiuJitsuFighter]

lay down in the shower whilst dipping, and spitting all over myself.

[dunwatchme]

Fap in the shower then you get these annoying jizzlet chunks that fly everywhere. They harden on your body + pubes and its a pain in the arse to clean. Anyone else know this feel?

fuking feels. I thought my sperm was crazy weird

[CannibalJester]

Fap in the shower then you get these annoying jizzlet chunks that fly everywhere. They harden on your body + pubes and its a pain in the arse to clean. Anyone else know this feel?

thought i was the only one, it was like spiderwebs or something, elastic as fuark, never again

[Eskimo]

lay down in the shower whilst dipping, and spitting all over myself.

mirin multi tasking

[Intraframe]

Slap my ass in the shower. It makes such a loud and satisfying sound. Just two wet surfaces colliding and making a tremoundous sound, everyone should try it. It doesn't hurt, but it sounds like it does

[eglionz]

I brush my teeth in the shower and it blows my coworker's minds.

I don't think it's that weird, it's just efficient. I hate cleaning dried toothpaste out of the sink.

[WayneBrah]

First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. 
With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

[seanb1979]

anyone ever shat in a bowl and painted a self portrait on the wall with it, then washed it off with their piss? or am i the only one?

[Upshall18]

I've sat down in the tub whilst showering a few times. Don't ask me why.

I usually do this when I come home hammered. Feels good to just sit there in the shower. I've actually thrown up a few times too so it's a good thing I'm already in the shower

[seanb1979]

I brush my teeth in the shower and it blows my coworker's minds.

I don't think it's that weird, it's just efficient. I hate cleaning dried toothpaste out of the sink.

hot water feels weird in my mouth when i brush/rinse

[digitalchi]

About to take a shower now got my apple in hand.

Will sit down and report how i feel about it.

[Ravishing_Rick]

wash the dishes...saves money

[Oceanbreezeez]

Strong wtf @ this thread lol. I don't do anything in the shower except shower and occasionally fap. Why would you brush your teeth and chit, doesn't make any sense to me it's not like it saves time and you have to get out of the shower half way through and spit/rinse etc? Dafuq man.

[The_Trooper]

I just make sure that shoap bar gets right up in my ass, you know squeak that f*cker clean. I ain't about to go on with my day having the feeling of the grand canyon in my azz, all dry and **** but occasionally it gets some water flowing.

[Odyssey92]

Why would you brush your teeth and chit, doesn't make any sense to me it's not like it saves time and you have to get out of the shower half way through and spit/rinse etc? Dafuq man.

Or you could spit in the shower where the drain takes away all the other **** that comes off your body?

derr

[Banksy101]

Sometimes I sit in the corner and think about life. I also find it difficult to masturbate in the shower for some reason, anyone else know this feel?

oh lawd, that feel bruh, iknow it

[WayneBrah]

sometimes i smoke

[sloppyjoe1]

Shower brush
Shower pee
Shower coffee
Shower fap
Shower shave

[EastSideBoxer]

Plan my life

[Strizzz]

That feel when after you get out of the shower and lay in bed. Then 30 minutes later that water just slowly pours out of your ear. Fuarrrrrkkk....BRB heaven on earth.

[GetFit4Basic]

I turn the shower to the coldest setting for the last 5 minutes or so.

[DaCougarMech]

shave and brush teeth

feels good, feels clean

there's no better way to rinse your mouth than aiming the showerhead into it

[DapperBrah]

rock out with cawk out

[AliGndahouse]

I hate when I cum on my feet and the chit hardens on the hair on my feet when I get out.

[maddenbowler1]

anyone ever shat in a bowl and painted a self portrait on the wall with it, then washed it off with their piss? or am i the only one?

Well....I'm pretty sure we found our winner right here.

Strong wtf

[digitalchi]

Just took a shower with the regular apple/toothbrush

tried sitting down but only lasted like 10 seconds

sh!ts too weird

[Darkhare]

thought i was the only one, it was like spiderwebs or something, elastic as fuark, never again

this, never fap in the shower.. maybe it's the heat or water, but ends up like glue, so hard to clean up.. groce

[seanb1979]

Just took a shower with the regular apple/toothbrush

tried sitting down but only lasted like 10 seconds

sh!ts too weird

try sitting on the toothbrush and report back for any changes/updates

[cannonballdooky]

Showering is one of the best feelings in the world. I always said if I were rich I'd just sit in the shower all day, clears the mind.
People drink beer in the shower? Not really sure what I do weird. Usually just bend over and let the water run through my angus to get it nice and clean. Usually I take my shower to get my face wet, get out of the shower to shave, and hop back in to wash my face. Been doing that for years now.

[BFX43]

I can't tell if some are srs about the whole chitting in the shower business. I mean, I pee in there but not chit..


I:
-Brush teeth
-jerk off for sure (feels good with shampoo as lube)
-shave my pubes
-shave face
-sit in the shower

All of this (my first time fapping was in the shower)

other habits include: blasting out my morning thunder farts, and admiring the shower acoustics