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itt: op shares his sexual fantasies
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fraggle stick car?
I am officially intrigued. Might try.
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We still up in dis bytch
I rep back just leave a link in my cp.
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Good luck with your syphilis goals of 2013
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brb hundred of porn producer ads in the paper tomorrow lmfao
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If you want to make it truly believable, this is a more advanced method, what you do is you make an official website of yourself and you just put in "previews" of fake videos so it looks legit. I've printed out business cards to give them and everything with the website and fake company name. Just make sure you don't use your real name, not that it would be a problem if you don't "LIE" to the girls, but I doubt you would want people finding out it's you.
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you also need a couch, and you gotta be this fat semi-old looking guy. then ur in bzness
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OP... this your office?
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Originally Posted by Powerlifter94
18 from forest hills brah? where did you go to high school, i'm from kew gardens
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Originally Posted by Bobby22x
If you want to make it truly believable, this is a more advanced method, what you do is you make an official website of yourself and you just put in "previews" of fake videos so it looks legit. I've printed out business cards to give them and everything with the website and fake company name. Just make sure you don't use your real name, not that it would be a problem if you don't "LIE" to the girls, but I doubt you would want people finding out it's you.
Brb website domain info linked to your address
Sometimes when I'm sad and unmotivated, I reminiscence over old Zyzz video's and whack off using my tears as lube. (nohomo)
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Or just put a Craigslist ad for casual sex?
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Originally Posted by Kabananga
Brb website domain info linked to your address
you can register a domain with fake info real easy or pay an extra $10 or so for "privacy protection" which hides your info. I wouldn't recommend it for a serious website as godaddy / whoever you bought the domain from could screw you over if its not your info on there, but for a "disposable" website like this, its no problem...
Also interesting idea OP. Will rep for life anyone who tries and reports back.
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Better way is to advertise you looking for a good looking model (make them send face shots) then do a photoshoot on which you hit on them
either you get laid or you get fap material for that night
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I was wondering why I wasn't getting call backs...
wait wut?
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