What does the Urban Dictionary say about where you live?

[CumAtMeBruh]

Scottsdale, Arizona.

Even though it is just a dry, hot and dusty place with no natural resources, people there are often snobbish and think it is a very prestigious place to live because it has a lot of man-made features like golf courses and it is more expensive than other places in Arizona.

Example: Those girls we met in Scottsdale were superficial bitches

[fuarkimshredded]

[Lefticle]

Highlands Ranch

1. The yuppie infested armpit of Colorado.

2. A suburb south of Denver where it is manditory to own the largest sport utility vehical that you can possibly afford to compete with your neighbors oversized SUV even though you have no need for one.

3. A place to go to get judged by others for what you own, do for a living, and how your lawn looks.


I live in Highlands Ranch, sure it's more expensive but it's sure woth it for it's social status. Speaking of social status, have you seen my enormous Ford Excursion I have no idea how to drive it but boy it's sure better than my neighbors land rover.

[1cav]

Chandler, Arizona

Suburb city of South East Phoenx reppin' the 480 all day. Also known as C-Town. Home to a grip of pobre mexicanos looking for trabajo, as well as a good amount of upper class respectable types. On of the fastest growing cities in the nation, and jam packed full of MILFs from all walks of life.
If your heading into the Valley this weekedend you should stop in Chandler and pick up a few ese's to fix the roof.

If you go to a work out facility or mall in C-Town you are bound to run into sweet honeys all day.

[cowmooolester93]

Bridgeton

A small pathetically deteriorating city in South Jersey and is considered the skid mark of Cumberland County. Normal people reluctantly drive through it to travel to more important cities the Garden State has to offer. It is composed of rednecks, wannabe gangsters, drug addicts, teen pregnancy, and your occasional college scholar who eventually moves out and never returns. While driving through the city please be careful for the natives tend to run in front of your car in the middle of the day either chasing after a ball or a female. Rotten collapsing structures, also known as historical sites are unpleasant to see and do not be surprised to see 10 or more underaged pregnant women with strollers carrying more children walking down one street. It is one of those cities where the only difference between a cop and a criminal is that a criminal makes more money... Illegal immigration and gang activity are considered hobbies and car insurance is encouraged for the possibility of a hit and run accident buy an intoxicated illegal motorist.....

[CumAtMeBruh]

Chandler, Arizona

Suburb city of South East Phoenx reppin' the 480 all day. Also known as C-Town. Home to a grip of pobre mexicanos looking for trabajo, as well as a good amount of upper class respectable types. On of the fastest growing cities in the nation, and jam packed full of MILFs from all walks of life.
If your heading into the Valley this weekedend you should stop in Chandler and pick up a few ese's to fix the roof.

If you go to a work out facility or mall in C-Town you are bound to run into sweet honeys all day.

I loled! Chandler is pretty cool though.

[sourcecode123]

miami

Miami is the city that you love to hate.
Its the city that you hate to be a part of and proud to say your from.
Its the city with the poorest hoods and the richest mansions.
Its they city that scares you to be in and love every part of.
Its got nightlife and parts that will end your life at night.
Miami is the gateway to and from the US.
Miami is (form: South Beach, Coral Gables, North Miami Beach to: Liberty City, Carol City, Little Havanna).
Miami is the home of D-Wade, and Shaq.
M-I-A-M-I

Miami is da ****, but let's not get shot.

[1cav]

I loled! Chandler is pretty cool though.

We hard over here mang!!! (not srs)

[evo315]

syracuse 235 up, 81 down

Medium-sized city in central New York, suffering from doughnut syndrome (no real city in the middle) has university with good basketball and lacrosse, pitiful football, and a domed stadium named by Carrier that has no air-conditioning (great for winter, though).
Let's go to Syracuse to see the orangemen play some b-ball!
You un-pc a-hole, don't you know they're now called the orange?
That's harsh, dude.

[Exiled93]

Things you Should Know Abot TN Before Moving Here (for Northerners):
1.What sweet tea(tea with sugar) amd sweet milk (not buttermilk) are.
2.Memphis is Detroit with a Southern accent.
3.No snowdays. Just "ice on the road" days. If the temp goes below 25F, we think a new Ice Age is upon us.
4.110 F is "a tad warm".
5. "Kiss my ass" is a perfectly acceptable way to end an argument.
6. Saying "Bless her/his heart" before you insult someone will safely allow you to drag them through the mud.
7.Toast is unnatural. Eat biscuits like God meant you to.
8. Flirtin' is Southern tradition. It doesn't mean you're getting lucky.
9. If you try to speak with our accent, remember draw out your vowels, y'all is two or more people, and y'all's is plural possessive. Don't blame me if you get an ass-whoopin'.
10. If you don't like it down here, the airline goes both ways.
All my exes live in Texas that's why I reside with pride in Tennessee


*No results for my small town :/

[rnaco]

Oakland

Founded in 1852, The Town is the eighth-largest city in the U.S., but what makes it stand out amongst other American cities is its diverse communities,distinct neighborhoods and turfs, and its culturally rich activities such as mobbin through the sydeshows in a Box Chevy, Going 18 Dummy sippin yak and blowin Purple, and the historically significant Pimp Game. The Town has birthed some of the most notable musicians and rappers of the 20-21st century, such as Tower of Power, Sly and The Family Stone,Too Short, Richy Rich,Keak Da Sneak, Keyshia Cole and DU. Also emerging from Oakland are The Oakland Raiders,The Black Panthers, The East Bay Dragons, The Hells Angels, and many other impacting culturally iconic groups.

[Marcoccia]

Toronto


The only Canadian city that still has MLB and the NBA and may get an NFL team. A city with the most underrated architecture and diverse neighbourhoods. Perhaps that's why Jane Jacobs lived there. Interesting streetscapes, a public transit system that at worst could be described as "adequate", a lively arts scene, employment, and civic pride. A bit of a late bloomer in the international scene, Toronto is ambitious, look at the film festival for instance. The term world class has lost meaning, call it what you want, it's a great city. To believe that a majority of people in Toronto are ugly or self-centered or is akin to racism. People aren't afraid to live, and we all have moments of pleasure, impatience, insecurity, pride, ecstasy, joy. If you can see that collage in Toronto, the dualities and diversity in experience you can appreciate it for what it is. A large group of people, buildings and experiences that interplay and create something new everyday.

I'd add more to it but that's a good summary.

[WingedVictory]

Corona Ca

Corona is an upscale community located approximately 45 miles southeast of Los Angeles in Riverside County.

Today, the 141,000 residents of this pristine, lovely community have a high quality of life, where most of the population is made up of young, well-educated families. The city developed as a primary citrus fruit producer and shipping center. There is also light manufacturing.

The name Corona ("circle") was derived from the 3 mi (5 km) circular drive around the city that was once used for car racing. State prisons for men and women are nearby. Cleveland National Forest and hot springs lie in the vicinity.
Honey, I got a promotion we're moving to Corona.

[Willrey]

Bradford, England

A northern town full of pakis, chavs, real men, hard bastards, murders and frequent riots.

Not to be ****ed with.
Southerner: Where are you from?
Bradfordian: Bradford, mate.
Southerner: Ouch, I hear it's rough up there. If I were to venture into that particular area, I'd need to take my mummy for company.
Bradfordian: Fukk off, you soft southern kunt.

[CumAtMeBruh]

We hard over here mang!!! (not srs)

Be glad you don't have 30k millionaires and rich kids who try to act like they live in South Phoenix...


Every suburb has its pros and cons though.

[VitaCrave]

Tampa, Florida

Similar to Atlanta but not as many skyscrapers and very spread out. The club areas are actually suburbs, Ybor City and Channelside. The area surrounding University Of South Florida is where you can get your car shot up, raped or killed.

Tampa rocks, get your mind right.

[rsjrv99]

One of the smallest towns in CT, the only reason its a town is due to the airport. the youth in the town is rapidly becoming deadbeat hippies, pregnant, wankstas, drug addicts, felons, sex offenders, muslims, blacks, or white kids with hondas acting like they have fast cars. you will never find another place in the world with more "fake" people, even the ones that claim theyre friends will set you up and stab you in the back. theres more drama in this town than you'd most likely see in a major city. relationships in this town are pointless as every female is open like a frontier, and the guys tend to cry pathetically over dumb broads. everyone acts tough but are quick to call the police. and i hear herpes is running rapid throughout the town. if you ever go to this town, it'd be best if you leave instantly

[HM47]

Montreal... Sortof


Quebec is The Greatest Province This Country of Canada. We Patriotic Unlike rest of Canada. Not Everyone Here Is French, Not Everyone Here Who Is French Hates English. Drinkin, Parties, Best In Canada by FAR. Without Us Canada Would Already Be Part Of The USA. Not Everyone Wants to Leave Canada. We Do Make Ourselves Known Because We Can. The Most Famous Canadian Food is Poutine, And Thats The It Is. Montreal Is The Home Of The Greatest CFL and NHL Teams. 1967 Worlds Fair 1976 Olympics. NO Other Province Even Comes Close To Our History or What Our Future Will Be
Vive Le Montreal
Vive Le Quebec

Petite Poutine Pour Ici

[bvalks]

Saskatoon 144 up, 41 down
Unique city in Saskatchewan Canada that is known for being the most dangerous city in Canada as well as 9th most dangerous city in the world.
The 8am rush hour is at 6:30-9:30 and the 5pm rush hour is 3:30-6:30, but Fridays rush hour ends Thursday Morning. If you want to fit in you should never stop at a yellow light as everyone will just get pissed off.
Saskatoon has a zoo and a pretty good one! it consists of 300 different kinds of deer and a whole bunch of peacocks. another cool attraction includes "Bareass Beach"(nude beach). You know you are defineatly in Saskatoon if you see restraunts named after chains(Tony Tomma, Hard Wok cafe.) and you can get where ever you want within 10 minutes.
Popular celebrities include Sailor Dan, he sells paintings of sail boats around downtown, and dougie, a guy who drinks in Midtown Plaza (mall)
We Saskatonians take pride in our city but we know where not to be.. which is the west side at night.
Saskatoon's summer starts and ends by not the date but by when DQ on 8th street opens and closes.
Other facts about Saskatoon:
*Work on 20th street usually means prostitution
*Most people have been to Bananza more then 5 times
*Best ski hill around is Blackstrap a.k.a. the pimple on the praire
* zipup sweaters are called bunnyhugs
* chololate milk is called Vico
*Saskatoon is the chlamydia capital of Canada
*Drinking slurpies in -40 is a way of life
*When people say the are going to the U of S they mean the university not America

[Azzurrah]

- The richest Brazilian city.
- The biggest Brazilian and Latin American city.
- The 5th biggest city in the world.

[edgar6190]

Yakima WA
A ****ty ****hole of a ****ty shell of a ****ed up town in south central washington. This run down, cracked out, disease infested city is infamous for its high crime rate and S.T.D. ridden population. Many residents are racist rednecks and wabby mexicans. One upside to living in yakima is the high rate of teen pregnancy, which means our chicks are D.T.F.! Another, less appreciated, upside is the dank ass chronic that is easily smuggled in from seattle. This chronic is used to roll what yaki-maniacs call "megablunts" which are blunts containing 8 or more grams of marijuana.
nicknames: "crackima" "yaki-vegas" "yaki-crack" "**** springs of washington" and "northern mexico"
jane: "whats the best thing about Yakima?"
sue: "that dank ass mega chronic blunts those yaki-maniacs roll!"

[DA_MOSS]

Thibodaux 30 up, 22 down

(tibidoe) A small town in South Louisiana where people(coonasses, cajuns, etc.) catch goushawns with jug-lines and constantly wear camo.

One of the best places to live in the world.

Hey padna, wanna come wit me down there in Thibodaux and set some jug-lines and catch some goushawns.

[RevengeBrah]

Pembroke Pines, Florida



Pembrokes Pines is an unheard of city in South Florida. Basically its like a suburb of Ft. Lauderdale or Hollywood but not Miami because Miami is in Dade County and Pembroke Pines is in Broward. Pines runs from like up near University to basically the edge of the everglades. So basically theres a really crappy part of Pembroke Pines and a really nice part. The crappy part is kinda ghetto. They have south campus of Broward College down there and it's like the most ghetto campus of all of them. The nice part is like where all the doctors and lawyers and people who have a job live. That's basically it. It's a nice place but don't come live here because houses are freakishly expensive.

John: Hey lets go live in Pembroke Pines!
Jen: We can visit the nice part but not the ghetto part because we might get mugged!
*after visit*
John: Lets move to Pembroke Pines!
Jen: No way! The houses are freaking expensive!

[ShagsJX]

1. Wilmington 154 up, 59 down
A city on the southern coast of North Carolina. A place where the girls are all tens and the guys look like abercrombie models. The peak of perfection in every sense of the word.
girl #1: who's that?
girl #2: he's gorgeous!
girl #1: must be from Wilmington, NC

2. Wilmington 197 up, 59 down
A city in North Carolina which is home to Screen Gems studios and therefore "One Tree Hill" and "Dawson's Creek", and even "Matlock" once upon a time. Historic downtown with a battleship on the river, the beach is nearby, home of UNCW, and it has beautiful homes on the intracoastal waterway including "Dawson's" house from the show. Beautiful Gardens such as Airlie Gardens by the beach. It is also home of the NC Azalea Festival and Wrightsville beach is the home of the NC Holiday Floatilla.
Wilmington girl a: Did you see Pacey from Dawson's Creek at the Trolley Stop?
Wilmington girl B: Yeah and Dawson was at Target with Joey Potter.

Yeah love this place.

[ninous26]

Scottsdale, Arizona.

Even though it is just a dry, hot and dusty place with no natural resources, people there are often snobbish and think it is a very prestigious place to live because it has a lot of man-made features like golf courses and it is more expensive than other places in Arizona.

Example: Those girls we met in Scottsdale were superficial bitches

LOL'd Scottsdale will never change.

Chandler, Arizona

Suburb city of South East Phoenx reppin' the 480 all day. Also known as C-Town. Home to a grip of pobre mexicanos looking for trabajo, as well as a good amount of upper class respectable types. On of the fastest growing cities in the nation, and jam packed full of MILFs from all walks of life.
If your heading into the Valley this weekedend you should stop in Chandler and pick up a few ese's to fix the roof.

If you go to a work out facility or mall in C-Town you are bound to run into sweet honeys all day.

WTF? C Town? lol Chandler has changed.

Someone quickly ubran dic Mesa/Gilbert.

[SlimGunz]

My hometown.

Grimsby

A town in North East Lincolnshire. Does NOT smell of fish in the slightest, although don't go near the fishing docks without a gas mask.

Infested with chavs, also full of attention-seeking ****ing emos.

The town is split up into main 'estates', there's usually fights between the estates, which people usually don't turn up to, as most fights are all mouth and headlocks.

Dickhead #1: I iz frm Nunsthorpe n i wil kik da **** out ov u
Dickhead #2: ye rite m8, i iz from Yarborough n i wil kik da **** out ov u
Normal Person: ****ing morons, i can't wait until i get out of ****ty grimsby.

[gohima]

Lower East Side
Traditional immigrant sector of Manhattan. The most "New Yorky" part of the city. Has great local color and a great place to be from. Unfortunately, becoming gentrified and taken over by corny white boys from the outlands. Can be very dangerous in parts, but you get over it.
Ah, crap, that block of East 7th is all under renovation.

[ninous26]

- The richest Brazilian city.
- The biggest Brazilian and Latin American city.
- The 5th biggest city in the world.

Oh you fancy huh?

[CumAtMeBruh]

LOL'd Scottsdale will never change.



WTF? C Town? lol Chandler has changed.

Someone quickly ubran dic Mesa/Gilbert.

Mesa

The trashiest city in all of Arizona; a congregation point for bums and druggies alike. Comparable to Compton, CA, with a Mexican flare. Cigar shops and porn shops are plentiful, with a sufficient number of weird bus people milling about in the streets. Entrance to the city is noted by a pungent smell of stale !@#$%^&*. Street corners and the front of 7-11s are a substitute for employment agencies in Mesa, the city with the highest per capita amount of payday loan stores in the universe. Most popular jobs: auto thief, landscaper, house painter, drug dealer/cop.

A charming city, really.
"Mommy, why did God create Mesa?"

"To extinguish any notions about the good of humankind, dear."




Gilbert was just a bunch of definitions for the name. I loled hard at Mesa though!

[Fleepin]

Phoenix, AZ

The Capital city of Arizona - one of the last states to become a state, because it took forever for the rest of the US to massacre the resident population of natives. Phoenix is population-wise extremely small, but so sprawled out it has become the US's largest city area-wise. Subsequently, the idiot city planners of Downtown Phoenix decided to make a ****ing mess of the city, not anticipating the growth, making it a nightmare to move from one block to the other, and forgetting to get proper taxis and such. Instead, there is an overpriced light rail that is more or less the governor's toy.

Phoenix is conveniently placed in the damn center of the state, cranking out many ignorantly stupid patriots that are obsessing over border problems, even though they don't live remotely close to the border. It's probably the heat screwing with their heads anyways, since the temperature here can melt the tar in the asphalt. Speaking of which, there's actually vegetation here, surprisingly, but almost all of them are spiky to touch, such as palo verdes or cacti. anything external to the aforementioned plants and a bunch of spiky shrubs is most likely crops planted in the worst place to do so.


Really, there's no example to compare Phoenix, AZ to because no other city is as screwed up as we are.