ITT: You have 5 sentences to cliff the last book you read poorly and we guess it.

[Gothwaite]

-smart guy predicts future through mathematics
-uses knowledge to try to shorten a dark age of the universe
-gets killed by empire
-people carry on his ideas

only need 4

[Dbowens]

<Child is cursed cause his fathers a homo ****
<Dude Killed his dad
<Dude fcked his mom
<Dude looks for the human plague of the city
<Dude gouges eyes out after realizing he dun goof'd

[Dbowens]

Juno

Dude dresses up as a bat in spandex and punches people.

who knows it?

batman

[Aune]

Intensely intellectual man.

Lived life abroad as a child.

Becomes a doctor in his twenties.

Kills a man whom he thought was torturing him in his sleep.

Cut off his penis, he thought it would solve the problems he had in his delusional paranoia.

Good luck.

Edit: I feel like i shouldadd to this one.

The main character in this one assists a lexicographer in compiling a vast list thst the aforementioned lexicographer uses to print the most accurate book of its nature ever. The lexicographer was then knighted.

The book took 70 years to make

The main character(one who cut off his dick) was in an insane asylum for 40 years in the "bedlam"

[thecpthree]

-kid loves classical music
-in gang, involved in crime
-sent to prison
-undergoes experiment for early release
-gets sick at the thought of violence

[heybigboy5]

-smart guy predicts future through mathematics
-uses knowledge to try to shorten a dark age of the universe
-gets killed by empire
-people carry on his ideas

only need 4

what is this? want to read/10

[coynemoney]

-kid loves classical music
-in gang, involved in crime
-sent to prison
-undergoes experiment for early release
-gets sick at the thought of violence

Clockwork Orange?

[PlatypusMounter]

-kid loves classical music
-in gang, involved in crime
-sent to prison
-undergoes experiment for early release
-gets sick at the thought of violence

A Clockwork Orange. Repped.

[thecpthree]

Clockwork Orange?

yep

[faddy5624]

Dude gets oneitis when poor.
Meets mentor and learns to be rich.
Acquire monies and power and meets oneitis.
Oneitis is dumb bish and falls for dude even tho has husband.
Dude gets killed by other dude (not oneitis husband) who then kills himself.

[CyberSheriff]

-slut can't pick between 2 dudes
-one of the guys kills bishes sister
-bish kills the president at the end

[Adoniis]

Kid is in a traveling circus
Circus gets attacked by weird dudes, kid survives
Lives in streets until he bullchits his way into University using superior intellect
Plays really hard guitar song and finishes even when his 6th string breaks half way through
Gets mad dough/hot chicks mirin left and right

Name of the Wind.

Did few illustrations for it not long ago.

[jamesrustled]

>Crazy Indian and some other crazys
>Bitch in charge
>Crazy Irishman shows up and fuks everything from how it was
>Fishing trip of Peace, with hooker friend
>Escape using retard strength

One flew over the cuckoo's nest

[PlatypusMounter]

Dude gets oneitis when poor.
Meets mentor and learns to be rich.
Acquire monies and power and meets oneitis.
Oneitis is dumb bish and falls for dude even tho has husband.
Dude gets killed by other dude (not oneitis husband) who then kills himself.

The Great Gatsby

[coynemoney]

Dude gets oneitis when poor.
Meets mentor and learns to be rich.
Acquire monies and power and meets oneitis.
Oneitis is dumb bish and falls for dude even tho has husband.
Dude gets killed by other dude (not oneitis husband) who then kills himself.

I'm thinking Great Gatsby but I haven't read it since high school so not sure

Name of the Wind.

Did few illustrations for it not long ago.

Got it. Repped.

[Voecheb]

Book about whale. No whale. No Whale. Whale. Everybody dies.

[a-blok]

4 words. He loved big brother.

[thecpthree]

-famous millionairess comes to poverty town
-offers to give 1 mil donation if the town kills someone
-town refuses
-town eventually comes around to the idea
-the person killed died of "a heart attack"

[CyberSheriff]

<Child is cursed cause his fathers a homo ****
<Dude Killed his dad
<Dude fcked his mom
<Dude looks for the human plague of the city
<Dude gouges eyes out after realizing he dun goof'd

Cat in the hat?

[faddy5624]

The Great Gatsby

I'm thinking Great Gatsby but I haven't read it since high school so not sure



Got it. Repped.

Both got it repped!

[CyberSheriff]

Book about whale. No whale. No Whale. Whale. Everybody dies.

The autobiography of malcom x

[xITHYPHALLIC]

-2 dudes and a kid fight over a big chair
-1 dude dies and the other loses a battle
-Kid is left to sit in the big chair

[jamesrustled]

4 words. He loved big brother.

1984

[ant1lg]

4 words. He loved big brother.

1984

[coynemoney]

-2 dudes and a kid fight over a big chair
-1 dude dies and the other loses a battle
-Kid is left to sit in the big chair

Game of Thrones

[Aune]

Another one i just finished:

Man has friends over for dinner, all distinguished patrons(doctors, lawyer, journalist )

Claims he has done something extraordinary, and invites to come bacj in three days time to unvail it.

Arrives a few minutes late and recites a tale where he fell in love after saving a womans life, experienced utopia as well as fighting an evil underworld to get his property back.

None of his friebds believe it, say hes a liar and a fabelar.

Book is written 3 years after the fact and that no one has seen the main character since.

[ant1lg]

-prior wants to build cathedral
-hbb gets raped
-hbb and bulders son ****
-builder dies
-cathedral built

The pillars of teh earth?

[C-Winger]

-smart guy predicts future through mathematics
-uses knowledge to try to shorten a dark age of the universe
-gets killed by empire
-people carry on his ideas

only need 4

Foundation series by Asimov?

[xITHYPHALLIC]

Game of Thrones

Close enough lol, second book actually

[Neezaa]

knot sheriff cereal


Ding ding. Maybe it reminds you of him because it was him

Dang. I knew it sounded a lot like him but I wasn't sure. It's been a lot time since I've read it.