ITT: You have 5 sentences to cliff the last book you read poorly and we guess it.

[PlatypusMounter]

Don't use obviously identifying information like the title, character names, a very unique location etc.

> dude's gonna marry some chick and get a boat
> his "friends" shyst him good and he goes to jail
> manages a prison break, acquires currency
> ruins the guys' lives but forgives them
> gives away his money and sails off into the sunset with another HBB

[Knights12]

Don't use obviously identifying information like the title, character names, a very unique location etc.

> dude's gonna marry some chick and get a boat
> his "friends" shyst him good and he goes to jail
> manages a prison break, acquires currency
> ruins the guys' lives but forgives them
> gives away his money and sails off into the sunset with another HBB

Count of Monte Cristo?

[Achieve2Lead]

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[ho_124]

Not the last book by my favorite.

- Forever alone ******* fails school and ****
- Goes around town being a forever alone and moping
- Has oneitis for some chick who is banging an alpha dude
- Realizes he is a ******* and he has to let go
- Ends up in a mental institution

[ninous26]

single dad has two kids who are freaked out by a neihborhood weirdo.
Neighbors house gets engulfed in flames
Dad gets spat in the face
One kid gets almost killed/attacked by the guy who spat in the dads face
neighborhood weirdo saves the kids.

[Lieu10ant]

-steals shoes
-goes to a dried up lake in texas
-meets ******* friends
-tries to escape
-becomes rich

[rsjrv99]

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dat was da whole book OP, 300 pages to tell me that, no need 4 cliffs

[Neezaa]

Not the last book by my favorite.

- Forever alone ******* fails school and ****
- Goes around town being a forever alone and moping
- Has oneitis for some chick who is banging an alpha dude
- Realizes he is a ******* and he has to let go
- Ends up in a mental institution

Lmao. What book is this?! Kind of reminds me of Holden Caulfield.

[PlatypusMounter]

Not the last book by my favorite.

- Forever alone ******* fails school and ****
- Goes around town being a forever alone and moping
- Has oneitis for some chick who is banging an alpha dude
- Realizes he is a ******* and he has to let go
- Ends up in a mental institution

The Catcher in the Rye

single dad has two kids who are freaked out by a neihborhood weirdo.
Neighbors house gets engulfed in flames
Dad gets spat in the face
One kid gets almost killed/attacked by the guy who spat in the dads face
neighborhood weirdo saves the kids.

To Kill a Mockingbird

-steals shoes
-goes to a dried up lake in texas
-meets ******* friends
-tries to escape
-becomes rich

Holes

[notWilliam]

> some ******* writes chit in his diary
> hooks up with some sloot
> gets caught
> decides to do NC with said sloot

[ho_124]

Lmao. What book is this?! Kind of reminds me of Holden Caulfield.

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The Catcher in the Rye

Ding ding. Maybe it reminds you of him because it was him

[lightsarefallin]

Walking with his kid
Walking with his kid
Walking with his kid
Everything is gone
He dies

[PlatypusMounter]

Walking with his kid
Walking with his kid
Walking with his kid
Everything is gone
He dies

The Road

[PlatypusMounter]

illiterate misc is illiterate.

[JesuitGrind]

Not the last book by my favorite.

- Forever alone ******* fails school and ****
- Goes around town being a forever alone and moping
- Has oneitis for some chick who is banging an alpha dude
- Realizes he is a ******* and he has to let go
- Ends up in a mental institution

catcher in the rye?

[twicerainbow]

easy one

- child has a wound on ankles
- grows up and becomes king
- courier + wiseman makes him sad
- wife hangs herself
- has an accident with jewelry

[shawco]

2 guys- one witty one dumb
Dumb one gets wittier one in trouble often
Kills things by accident
Kills wife of man they work with
Witty guy kills dumb guy

[ninous26]

Walking with his kid
Walking with his kid
Walking with his kid
Everything is gone
He dies

Walking with his kid.

[tgu]

-offers a young man some breakfast
-he does not want it here
-he does not want it there
-he does not want it anywhere!
-eventually he tries it and likes it

fuuuuu... the only one i know

Green Eggs and Ham

[bruverend]

-takes friend to mental place
-socially awkward
-meets men and learn how to talk to females
-makes his own version
-****s many many women

[tgu]

2 guys- one witty one dumb
Dumb one gets wittier one in trouble often
Kills things by accident
Kills wife of man they work with
Witty guy kills dumb guy

of mice and men

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[sv722]

2 guys- one witty one dumb
Dumb one gets wittier one in trouble often
Kills things by accident
Kills wife of man they work with
Witty guy kills dumb guy

Of mice and men?

[lightsarefallin]

boy loses father
sees open door
travels the wastes
finds frozen father
drags him back home

[coynemoney]

Kid is in a traveling circus
Circus gets attacked by weird dudes, kid survives
Lives in streets until he bullchits his way into University using superior intellect
Plays really hard guitar song and finishes even when his 6th string breaks half way through
Gets mad dough/hot chicks mirin left and right

[Canttelliftroll]

>Crazy Indian and some other crazys
>Bitch in charge
>Crazy Irishman shows up and fuks everything from how it was
>Fishing trip of Peace, with hooker friend
>Escape using retard strength

[RyGla]

2 guys- one witty one dumb
Dumb one gets wittier one in trouble often
Kills things by accident
Kills wife of man they work with
Witty guy kills dumb guy

of mice and men

-black girl meets other black girl
-other black girl pretends 2 b white
-black girl husband bangs white girl
-pretending to be white girl husband is racist against blacks
-pretending girl falls out window

[DrBroscientist]

- Guy gets tortured and murdered for killing this guy who killed his wife and child.
- Ends up in hell and is offered a job by Satan as he "was not meant to die" and was supposed to end up in heaven.
- Goes back to Earth in a new body and begins mission to spread a new Satanic religion.
- During this time falls in love with this chick and one by one offs those who killed him.
- During the final kill he sacrifices himself (cos he realizes if the chick kills the guy then she will end up in hell) and ends up in heaven.

[SuperShamou]

>dude gets job in racist hotel
>brings family
>token black guy & kid do some lvl 9000 wizard chit
>house be mad, make dude try to kill family
>dude freezes, family gets away, cant remember if black guy dies, but probably did.

[xlongxnutsx]

-girls gets pregnant and drinks sunny-D


who knows it?

[PlatypusMounter]

>dude gets job in racist hotel
>brings family
>token black guy & kid do some lvl 9000 wizard chit
>house be mad, make dude try to kill family
>dude freezes, family gets away, cant remember if black guy dies, but probably did.

The Shining, and in the book the black guy doesn't die.