Ask a guy who taped toothpaste to his nipples anything

[squatonmyface]

ok i did it, but i dont have tape

is it mportant to tape it ?

[mufc-ok]

"It works. I've heard it's because of titanium dioxide (TiO2), an additive in toothpaste, which enters the bloodstream. Technically, it should also work if you hold the toothpaste under your tongue for about ten or twenty minutes, or I suppose if you use it as an anal suppository... it just needs to get into your blood stream in high enough amounts. The titanium dioxide crosses the blood-brain barrier and has neurological effects, leading to short-lived high. I don't think it's known yet if this accumulates over time or has negative health effects."

...seems legit

[SoberToaster]

loling hard on this thread.

[kfx450r]

[SomeUKBrah]

ok i did it, but i dont have tape

is it mportant to tape it ?

Hold it on with cotton wool or something. It speeds up the absorption if you soak it in mouthwash too. (Srs)

[VlKlNG]

I dont want to live on this planet anymore

[Kharig]

inb4 bleached nipples

[CurlsfotheGirls]

LMFAOOO...this is trolling. reps for life.

i guarantee some dumbass miscer is trying this right now.

[kfx450r]

LMFAOOO...this is trolling. reps for life.

i guarantee some dumbass miscer is trying this right now.

More than some...I bet half the thread is


...Too smart to realize that just because "it gets you high" doesn't mean its enjoyable. Inb4 your light headed for an hour...nothx, not to mention having to rip duct tape off your nipples...

[BROTALITY]

yo, brahs. Try this brain fuark out.

Hold an imaginary salt shaker in your right hand. Now pretend like youre pouring salt into your mouth with the salt shaker. You can actually taste the salt.

[stfutexas]

yo, brahs. Try this brain fuark out.

Hold an imaginary salt shaker into your right hand. Now pretend like youre pouring salt into your mouth with the salt shaker. You can actually taste the salt.

I just did this bro. It just looks like im sucking a huge cock. What am I doing wrong?!!

[II Cybershot II]

is this real life

[PROPH3CY]

Ok i actually thought this was a troll thread, till i tried it 45 mins, am actually seriously euphoric, slight hallucinations/brain fog

[jh123]

u stupid brah? read the comments

The comments are 4chan comments too you phucking idiota.

[ShredMethod]

Ok i actually thought this was a troll thread, till i tried it 45 mins, am actually seriously euphoric, slight hallucinations/brain fog

Thank u for confirmation

[Schickita]

I hadn't laughed this hard in a while.


WilltapenippleswhenIgethome/10

[patmcg51]

Lol thought you were trolling hard... did research and tried it....holy fuark op this is so euphoric
Brb buying more toothpaste for my nips

[peepr]

Thread is maximum trolling

[aa345]

I'd try this but I don't think it will work for me as I have dime-sized nipples and there just isnt enough surface area to get high.

[ShredMethod]

I hadn't laughed this hard in a while.


WilltapenippleswhenIgethome/10

Pls post back and confirm.


I can't believe most people think I'm trolling. I have done it and it works. Others have tried and it works.

[Tywin]

u wot m8?

[nickh04]

About to try. Will edit and post results.

[TranceOfPeace]

brb using toothpaste as lube for ultimate orgasms

[mistrvi]

you don't need to tape it over. Buy a bra, squeeze toothpaste in the cups and put bra on.

[Hicksbrah]

if you rub your nipples with lemon juice on top of it, it can get real strong. don't recommend anyone trying it tho not really enjoyable at least for me got all dizzy.

[cheekyclap]

inb4 death/ brain damage

[eviseri]

from yahoo answers:

does pasting work?

"Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

I know from personal experience that this is indeed very real. Allow me to share my story:

About a year ago I noticed my son starting to act different. He stopped talking as much and stayed in his room a lot. I thought that maybe he was just depressed. Turns out he had started "pasting". He was only 12 when he died from the TiO2 in the toothpaste.

People don't realize that drugs can be absorbed through the skin. They think you need a needle or to smoke them. I wasn't aware of this until it was too late. I really hope that all of you replying to this question realize that you are putting yourselves in danger and either stay away from it, or stop doing it.
Source(s):
My life, unfortunately"

[Num3n]

mirin op's traps, delts, pecs, and abs/10

[Offsides]

this can't be real life

[Offsides]

Serious Mass shake 2x a day

TV dinners

pasta

steak quesadilla from TB

double cheeseburgers ketchup only from McD

ice cream

lol