ITT: I walk you through the life of an FA (pics) (long)

[AhDo]

You wake up at 1 PM from a dream about seeing your oneitis.




You brush your teeth and see your RA in the bathroom who thinks you're a weirdo and you pretend to be too sleepy to talk to avoid an awkward conversation.




Then you make a protein shake for breakfast and fap to your folder of pictures of your oneitis that you saved from her ********. After losing all motivation to accomplish anything today, you misc/play games on your itouch like temple run 2 for a couple of hours.



After trying to stay in your dorm the whole day so that you don't have any awkward encounters with your floormates or other random people, you walk to the dining hall to make your macros for the day, at the time when the least people are there around 3-4 PM. There, you see people staring at you and you find a table in a hidden corner so no one sees you.



Afterwards you walk around trying to get yourself to approach girls on the street or around shopping mall areas but never end up having the balls to do it. You feel like everyone you walk past is watching you and judging you and you try to not give a chit but it hurts in the inside.

[AhDo]

You walk into an apple store and see the employee in the front greeting people. You get nervous because you will somehow say something awkward or weird. The guy says "hey! how are you doing?" to which you reply "thanks." You walk around, feeling like everyone just saw how awkward and nervous you were. You try to avoid the rest of the employees trying to talk to you while inside the store, but an employee comes up to you asking if you need any help and you mumble "no" without making any eye contact, trying not to let him see that you are nervous.



You walk out the door, seeing the same greeter and try to avoid him so you won't say anything awkward again. You go back to your dorm, hoping that exposure therapy actually works and that your anxiety has decreased a bit from being exposed to it. You misc a bit more, drink some creatine and go off to the gym. There, everyone is staring at you and thinking you walk like an awkward penguin. They think your every movement is awkward as fuark and when you make eye contact, people look at you like you're weird as fuk.




You eat at the dining hall again to get your macros in and feel like chit for eating alone everyday. You start reminiscing about your life and getting mad at the world. Why am I like this? Why was I born like this? Will I ever be 'normal'? Will I ever make friends or get a girlfriend? Why is it so hard to make friends when I have tried so hard and done everything in my power?



You go to the supermarket to grab lactose intolerant milk, PB, and greek yogurt so that you don't have to eat alone in the dining hall for one meal. You time it correctly so that you miss your floor meeting, since it's the middle of the year and everyone already thinks you're weird for not talking to anyone and being an awkward fuk in general. Your luck is out though and you see a floormate who you have never talked to on the way into the bathroom. You look away like a beta ******* and try to avoid any eye contact.



You procrastinate but end up finishing some homework due tomorrow. It's 3 AM and you have an 8 AM class but you meditate anyway, even though it hasn't helped your anxiety. You fall asleep imagining life with your oneitis.

[manletgenetics]

i know that feel + rejection + loneliness

[astrolic]

This is fuking pathetic

[Miscular]

u wot m9

[ho_124]

At least you lift... I guess.

[Zac555]

So many feels.

[Yero91]

too much real life. fuk you, OP.

[NonSmoker]

God... damn.

[AestheticMofo]

what in the fuuuuukk?

[DasWunderBrah]

some of those feels in the OP were remarkably accurate, fuark...

[Spaminator92]

wat

[jthectic]

Pathetic

[Taktical]

I feel bad for you son.

[kmac5855]

Miscers keeping track of macros and lifting? Not even once

[ajn]

lol, this was thoroughly entertaining

[mexanacho]

dont you have a roomate op? just chill with him or something

[iamdetermined]

too much real life overload

[WizBrah]

lmao

[jackamo2887]

That was about 90% accurate to my 4 years of college.

Horrible.

[shanetehlegend]

to much real life

[iwant2beswole]

deep, social anxiety is real

[Enzant]

[Nonnstop]

This is basically a 100% legit story of MiscVirgin69's life.

[YungStunna510]

depressing...

[jsityo12]

ouch hit me right in the feels OP fuk you

[803988294]

You walk into an apple store and see the employee in the front greeting people. You get nervous because you will somehow say something awkward or weird. The guy says "hey! how are you doing?" to which you reply "thanks."

lol

[RaaR]

God damn this thread is pathetic where has all this ****ing beta **** came from in the last 2 years

[FAPMAN]

Wtf is wrong with the misc nowadays

[GuineaDago585]

Ho. Ly. Sh*t.

This is so true. This sounds like my life to the T. You left out masturbating though, and FAers don't go outside for nearly as long.