ITT: OP explains why he is fighting a retarded crackhead tomorrow (srs) (pics)

[strrrike]

So I have this buddy who is the dictionary definition of beta. Never had a gf all his life, never gotten laid (18 years old (in the UK)), never speaks to women other than helping them out with work, is basically an instant friendzone, if not rapistzone. So we're talking a few days ago and he can't stop going on about this bish he's just started going out with, how he's head over heels and about how cool and hawt she is. So I ask for a pic, and this is where things get ugly.

She's a 0/10 misc standards. At best. Dead fukkin srs. At least 200lbs, dem teddies non-existent despite whale status, ass is lost under rolls of flab, face as vomit-inducing as stepping in dog chit. Srsly the most ugly bish I have ever fukkin seen in my life. I actually lolled when he showed me the pic because I thought he was joking but it was real life, so I congratulated him on getting a girl and hoped he would never make me meet this fatty.

New Years eve, and I'm going to London to see the fireworks with a load of my friends. Beta friend is invited, so he brings along his gf and my fukkin lawd misc her personality was just as fukking awful as her looks. The most weird person I've ever had the misfortune to meet. She was like a redditor crossed with a stalker crossed with a fukking bulldog. The whole time we were there I couldn't look her in the eye because I knew I'd end up spitting in her filthy fat whore mouth. Absolute abortion of a human being.

We end up walking around London for a couple hours before going to a pub and getting hammered. My buddy and his ugly ass bish were sat in the corner. So after a good hour or two of knocking back a chit ton of booze, I was drunk. At this point every time I saw the ugly bish I would get so annoyed at how fat and repulsive she was I'd go on about how much she was pissing me off to my best mate. Eventually the bish went to the toilet, so I took the opportunity to have a word with my buddy.

I full on tear into him for touching such a vile creature for about 2 minutes until eventually the whale comes out of the toilet. At this point I'm too rowdy to stop so I hurl abuse at her for what felt like hours, so loud that everyone in the pub is looking at me. She ends up crying, going home early, and everyone is pissed with me for the rest of the night.

Next day, I go on ********, see about 10 people on my wall saying how much of a kunt I am, see that my buddy has blocked me, and look though my phone and read at least 15 texts from him about how much of a **** person I am. So I call my best friend, ask her what happened, she tells me everything. Apparently I said she should give her parents a medal for not putting her up for adoption as soon as they saw how ugly she was, that she was the best advertisement for euthanasia there has ever been, and a whole load of other chit.

I feelbadman, apologise to everyone I can, get the fat kunt's number and apologise over the phone, she tells me her brother is going to kill me, I look her brother up.

(nodetectives)


I lol my ass off, tell her good luck with her not having an inbred family goals of 2013, and get on with my day. Eventually it turns out that we're fighting tomorrow (AHAHAHAHAHA). Ask around about him, turns out he's got mental problems and is addicted to all kinda drukz. Will try to get a vid of the fight for the misc.

Pic of whale (does not do her ugliness justice):





Cliffs:
-beta friend gets his first gf
-she turns out to be a 0/10 whale
-new years eve, he brings whale to fireworks in london with our group
-personality is somehow worse than her looks
-pre-fireworks we all get hammered in a pub
-she goes to toilet for a few mins
-I tear into friend for being with such a disgusting boring fat kunt
-when she comes back I tear into her for being a disgusting boring fat kunt
-she goes home early, in tears, with buddy
-wake up next morning, people pissed with me for being a kunt
-I realise what I did
-I call up fatty to apologise
-she gets her inbred brother to fight me tomorrow
-possible vid

[luvulongtime]

ummmm, excuuuuuse me! :P hahaaha just jokes . you shouldnt fight tho...

[hzx]

hope you get knocked out you ******* manlet you're 5'8 i doubt you could do much better

why be a fukwit to ur friend and ruin his new years eve.

[sabb3r]

in on first page

[SiccBrah]

In on this


Op make him suck your dicc

[NZninja101]

Due to not explaining why she has a chitty personality, I suspect OP was mean to his friend's gf just because she is ugly. That's messed up.


Good luck with your fighting goals in 2013.

[TheSkins]

You sound like a real good friend.

[SharlieCheen]

tldr

edit: went back and read OP this thread has potential

[ConTroLFreaKK]

In for video , post it even if u get ur head kicked in. lol ( also bring m8s cus hes more than likely gonna try and gang rape you )

[ItsOnlySmellz]

will catch fight.

[irdolan]

hope you get knocked out you ******* manlet you're 5'8 i doubt you could do much better

why be a fukwit to ur friend and ruin his new years eve.

This. Why not let your friend be happy without him feeling he has to impress you?

Despite this, will rep tenderly if you deliver.

[strrrike]

Just so y'all know, I'm not good friends with this guy, we just hang out due to mutual friends every once in a while. + the whale had a terrible personality. No sense of humour at all, did not speak, when she did it was some stupid random thing trying to be funny. Obviously I feel terrible for saying that **** but

A) I was drunk as ****
B) She was annoying
C) She responded to my apology by getting her crackhead brother to fight me

[iggles]

didn't read but when you confront him keep your hands down and your chin up, this is an alpha assertive stance and body language is key in street fights.

[painted_klown]

I suspect OP was mean to his friend's gf just because she is ugly. That's messed up.

This...

why be a fukwit to ur friend and ruin his new years eve.

...and this.


OP is a serious *******! srs as phuck

[Pain69]

We all hate whales brah, but sometimes you gotta bite your tongue. Nom sayin?

[AfrikaUnite]

holy fuk OP you sound like the biggest pusskunt

wouldnothangoutwith/10

[Kevin007]

( also bring m8s cus hes more than likely gonna try and gang rape you )

with that personality i doubt he has any.

[AgentJake]

i havent laughed this hard all week, now i feel bad. anyways make sure you record that fight and post it even if you lose. oh and inb4 op gets stabbed by crazy drug addict

[alpha1212]

Lol'd at story. I probably would have done the same thing Lmao

[painted_klown]

I have never negged a person before on this forum...but when I do, it's OP!


On recharge, will neg your dumb ass tomorrow, *******. You are everything that is wrong with the world today. srs.

Here's to your getting beatin' by a gang of crackhead goals of 2013...and the sad thing is, I hate junkies too!

[Getoffbish]

op won't fight

in nonetheless

[hzx]

Just so y'all know, I'm not good friends with this guy, we just hang out due to mutual friends every once in a while. + the whale had a terrible personality. No sense of humour at all, did not speak, when she did it was some stupid random thing trying to be funny. Obviously I feel terrible for saying that **** but

A) I was drunk as ****
B) She was annoying
C) She responded to my apology by getting her crackhead brother to fight me

brb she's hanging out with a bunch of people she's never met hence why she's quiet
brb when she did speak she was trying to be funny so people would converse with her
brb would be pissed as fuk if i went out with my new partners friends and they were just fukwits/rude to me for no reason especially on NYE.
brb brb

[jwlee7ucla]

god damn, u r a dick

[MrSpab]

OP delivered, I can goto the gym satisfied now..ill give you my measles

[RobotDeathSquad]

repped op srs. He made thread with pics and cliffs. I reward good behavior

[jodalife]

Because you're a dick OP, you will have to fight said crackhead like the robot dance guy from Chappelle:

[Hrcules]

LMAO knock him out and take a vid

[MazzaG]

Pick on a fat chick who is probably nervous and in unfamiliar surroundings, you're so phucking alpha op

hope you get stabbed with a rusty syringe by the crackhead and then they feed your corpse to her 100% srs

[ItsOnlySmellz]

Pick on a fat chick who is probably nervous and in unfamiliar surroundings, you're so phucking alpha op

hope you get stabbed with a rusty syringe by the crackhead and then they feed your corpse to her 100% srs

watchout your comment bro ^

[deniall]

Due to not explaining why she has a chitty personality, I suspect OP was mean to his friend's gf just because she is ugly. That's messed up.


Good luck with your fighting goals in 2013.

This. It's one thing to tell her to fuk off if she's insulting you but being a kunt to someone just because you don't find them attractive is pretty low man. People have the right to be treated with respect no matter what they look like.

I hope you're taught a lesson tbh.