What's the most messed up thing you've ever done in your life? (SRS)

[BlackLeather]

I've lived a pretty sheltered life. Worst thing I've ever done was fap to tranny/simulated incest porn.

[BlackLeather]

Fast misc

[santaana14]

somthing i did like 6 years ago .. and i still have nightmares about, i deserve to go to hell for it srs
cant say what tho....

[TheEnemaBandit]

1) My Cousin who is female and the same age as me. We used to stick each others fingers up our butts in full doggy position. We would also dry hum a lot. From the age of 6-12 When the pubes started growing in we stoped. We both discovered each other had butthole hair together one fine morning. True story is True.

2) When I was 17 I baught a dong at the sex store and would sometimes screw myself in the butt. I would use a mirro to see the action and pretend my a$$ was a chics a$$.

3)I once was playing with my GFs P & A in her sleep she got super wet. I actually worked 4 fingers into her a$$ that night. As soon as I slid the four fingers out she jumped up and I pretended likfe she woke me up, she said "I just dreamed I sh!t in the bed"

4) I took a used douche from my moms bathroom trash and filled it with water and inserted it into my a$$ when I was 13.

5) Sometimes I get drunk and whiteknight mods

6) I let my highschool sweetheart pee on my face in the shower onetime. She was 15 I was 17.

7) I inserted a tampon in my butt that was soaked in Vodka. It burned so bad that I had to pull it out before I could get any affects from it.

8) I used to enjoy sniff My cousins farts right out of her a$$.

9) I think thats all actually

[kharfan97]

1) My Cousin who is female and the same age as me. We used to stick each others fingers up our butts in full doggy position. We would also dry hum a lot. From the age of 6-12 When the pubes started growing in we stoped. We both discovered each other had butthole hair together one fine morning. True story is True.

2) When I was 17 I baught a dong at the sex store and would sometimes screw myself in the butt. I would use a mirro to see the action and pretend my a$$ was a chics a$$.

3)I once was playing with my GFs P & A in her sleep she got super wet. I actually worked 4 fingers into her a$$ that night. As soon as I slid the four fingers out she jumped up and I pretended likfe she woke me up, she said "I just dreamed I sh!t in the bed"

4) I took a used douche from my moms bathroom trash and filled it with water and inserted it into my a$$ when I was 13.

5) Sometimes I get drunk and whiteknight mods

6) I let my highschool sweetheart pee on my face in the shower onetime. She was 15 I was 17.

7) I inserted a tampon in my butt that was soaked in Vodka. It burned so bad that I had to pull it out before I could get any affects from it.

8) I used to enjoy sniff My cousins farts right out of her a$$.

9) I think thats all actually

Winrar

[nohomejerome]

punched a kids sandwich into oblivion during lunchbreak while he wasnt there

[alphaMatt]

clicked this thread

[xspamz]

1) My Cousin who is female and the same age as me. We used to stick each others fingers up our butts in full doggy position. We would also dry hum a lot. From the age of 6-12 When the pubes started growing in we stoped. We both discovered each other had butthole hair together one fine morning. True story is True.

2) When I was 17 I baught a dong at the sex store and would sometimes screw myself in the butt. I would use a mirro to see the action and pretend my a$$ was a chics a$$.

3)I once was playing with my GFs P & A in her sleep she got super wet. I actually worked 4 fingers into her a$$ that night. As soon as I slid the four fingers out she jumped up and I pretended likfe she woke me up, she said "I just dreamed I sh!t in the bed"

4) I took a used douche from my moms bathroom trash and filled it with water and inserted it into my a$$ when I was 13.

5) Sometimes I get drunk and whiteknight mods

6) I let my highschool sweetheart pee on my face in the shower onetime. She was 15 I was 17.

7) I inserted a tampon in my butt that was soaked in Vodka. It burned so bad that I had to pull it out before I could get any affects from it.

8) I used to enjoy sniff My cousins farts right out of her a$$.

9) I think thats all actually

[Tumors]

1) My Cousin who is female and the same age as me. We used to stick each others fingers up our butts in full doggy position. We would also dry hum a lot. From the age of 6-12 When the pubes started growing in we stoped. We both discovered each other had butthole hair together one fine morning. True story is True.

2) When I was 17 I baught a dong at the sex store and would sometimes screw myself in the butt. I would use a mirro to see the action and pretend my a$$ was a chics a$$.

3)I once was playing with my GFs P & A in her sleep she got super wet. I actually worked 4 fingers into her a$$ that night. As soon as I slid the four fingers out she jumped up and I pretended likfe she woke me up, she said "I just dreamed I sh!t in the bed"

4) I took a used douche from my moms bathroom trash and filled it with water and inserted it into my a$$ when I was 13.

5) Sometimes I get drunk and whiteknight mods

6) I let my highschool sweetheart pee on my face in the shower onetime. She was 15 I was 17.

7) I inserted a tampon in my butt that was soaked in Vodka. It burned so bad that I had to pull it out before I could get any affects from it.

8) I used to enjoy sniff My cousins farts right out of her a$$.

9) I think thats all actually

[McKlown]

negged someone on the misc

[YellowSubmarine]

[maximummaxes]

with everything going in your ******* I'm surprised to hear about "girlfriends"...

[MaxGG]

I killed a baby.

[ShxtIsWeak]

punched a kids sandwich into oblivion during lunchbreak while he wasnt there

Aware from other long ass thread.

[chillbrotha]

punched a kids sandwich into oblivion during lunchbreak while he wasnt there

Aware

[FearNoHardship]

[ZombieClive]

i think i paralyzed a kid when i was younger, 100% srs.

was waiting in line to go on a water slide in like 2nd grade. kid comes up and tries to bully his way to the top. i put my are out and hold on to the rail, and say no.
he tries pushing past my arm and still cutting in line. i elbow him and he loses his footing and rolls backwards down the wooden stairs to the bottom.

doesnt move. i start looking around for my brother or sister for us to leave. paramedics show up and put him on one of those cutting board looking things, with a big neck brace on him. i dont see him move the entire time. i run home and tell no one.

to this day i have no idea if i paralyzed someone or not.

inb4 loony negs me...





" I took a used douche from my moms bathroom trash and filled it with water and inserted it into my a$$ when I was 13."

when i was in 5th grade i found my step moms douche in the shower empty. i filled it with water and was spraying it and just clowning around in the shower. think i even sprayed my face some. then i was like WTF is this anyway? so i started to read the instructions on the back. even only being in 5th grade, i immediately realized what i had just got done and got freaked out/grossed out and looked like that meme "ohh god what have i done"

[Hkhan93]

This girl would not leave me alone. So i told this girl to meet up some place far away and i did not show up

[Mathewz]

1) My Cousin who is female and the same age as me. We used to stick each others fingers up our butts in full doggy position. We would also dry hum a lot. From the age of 6-12 When the pubes started growing in we stoped. We both discovered each other had butthole hair together one fine morning. True story is True.

2) When I was 17 I baught a dong at the sex store and would sometimes screw myself in the butt. I would use a mirro to see the action and pretend my a$$ was a chics a$$.

3)I once was playing with my GFs P & A in her sleep she got super wet. I actually worked 4 fingers into her a$$ that night. As soon as I slid the four fingers out she jumped up and I pretended likfe she woke me up, she said "I just dreamed I sh!t in the bed"

4) I took a used douche from my moms bathroom trash and filled it with water and inserted it into my a$$ when I was 13.

5) Sometimes I get drunk and whiteknight mods

6) I let my highschool sweetheart pee on my face in the shower onetime. She was 15 I was 17.

7) I inserted a tampon in my butt that was soaked in Vodka. It burned so bad that I had to pull it out before I could get any affects from it.

8) I used to enjoy sniff My cousins farts right out of her a$$.

9) I think thats all actually

Thread is over before it started.

[jimrussle]

My uncle once had this dog who was old and it used to bite me and chit but my uncle wouldnt get rid of it.

One day my uncle said the dog had been unwell and if it carried on peeing itself he would have to have it put down.

So i got this idea in my head.


I went to my uncles house after school and i chit and pissed all over my uncles kitchen. It was everywhere. I wipped it all over the floor.

I always remmeber the sad look in the dogs eyes when my uncle was taking it to the vets for the last time.

a few hours later the dog was put down.

Was super happy.

Feel a little guilty now tho




notsrs notsrs notsrs

retards i am not ****ing serious.

[neowolfe]

i think i paralyzed a kid when i was younger, 100% srs.

was waiting in line to go on a water slide in like 2nd grade. kid comes up and tries to bully his way to the top. i put my are out and hold on to the rail, and say no.
he tries pushing past my arm and still cutting in line. i elbow him and he loses his footing and rolls backwards down the wooden stairs to the bottom.

doesnt move. i start looking around for my brother or sister for us to leave. paramedics show up and put him on one of those cutting board looking things, with a big neck brace on him. i dont see him move the entire time. i run home and tell no one.

to this day i have no idea if i paralyzed someone or not.

inb4 loony negs me...

pretty sure paramedics put a neckbrace on every patient they encounter.

[TheBateman]

I used to shiit in the shower and push it down the drainhole

[ZombieClive]

pretty sure paramedics put a neckbrace on every patient they encounter.

and that may be true.... but i never saw him move. but yeah, i dunno, as said, i have no idea if i loony'd some one for life or not

[sleepypanda]

Trashed an abandoned house cause some kids in the neighborhood lied and told me and my friends that their parents owned it and they didn't care if we did. Someone videotaped us doing it from next door and they called the cops. No one ever pressed charges though. I srsly felt so bad. I was like 13 years old and had never done anything bad in my life lol.

[jimrussle]

wat

I edited the storey please quote the new once its like a tarrentino masterpiece writen by a dyslexic homeless person on synthol mixed with coke zero

[Forest239]

1) My Cousin who is female and the same age as me. We used to stick each others fingers up our butts in full doggy position. We would also dry hum a lot. From the age of 6-12 When the pubes started growing in we stoped. We both discovered each other had butthole hair together one fine morning. True story is True.

2) When I was 17 I baught a dong at the sex store and would sometimes screw myself in the butt. I would use a mirro to see the action and pretend my a$$ was a chics a$$.

3)I once was playing with my GFs P & A in her sleep she got super wet. I actually worked 4 fingers into her a$$ that night. As soon as I slid the four fingers out she jumped up and I pretended likfe she woke me up, she said "I just dreamed I sh!t in the bed"

4) I took a used douche from my moms bathroom trash and filled it with water and inserted it into my a$$ when I was 13.

5) Sometimes I get drunk and whiteknight mods

6) I let my highschool sweetheart pee on my face in the shower onetime. She was 15 I was 17.

7) I inserted a tampon in my butt that was soaked in Vodka. It burned so bad that I had to pull it out before I could get any affects from it.

8) I used to enjoy sniff My cousins farts right out of her a$$.

9) I think thats all actually

Your a fcked up person, damnnn..

[Phrankoff]

I once convinced a guy to give me blow job in college. Was drunk and started with normal chit talking and I go.. Bro were both horny as hell let's give each other blow jobs.

He started sucking on my dink. At first he was hesitant and I was too but after a few pumps it got really nasty really fast.

Guys know what they want so he did it just right. It was time to blow I ****ed his face hard and came down his throat.

After he swallowed he got up and left ashamed and ran out... Boy that was close!

Never brought it up since.

No homo

[Isthisreality]

1) My Cousin who is female and the same age as me. We used to stick each others fingers up our butts in full doggy position. We would also dry hum a lot. From the age of 6-12 When the pubes started growing in we stoped. We both discovered each other had butthole hair together one fine morning. True story is True.

2) When I was 17 I baught a dong at the sex store and would sometimes screw myself in the butt. I would use a mirro to see the action and pretend my a$$ was a chics a$$.

3)I once was playing with my GFs P & A in her sleep she got super wet. I actually worked 4 fingers into her a$$ that night. As soon as I slid the four fingers out she jumped up and I pretended likfe she woke me up, she said "I just dreamed I sh!t in the bed"

4) I took a used douche from my moms bathroom trash and filled it with water and inserted it into my a$$ when I was 13.

5) Sometimes I get drunk and whiteknight mods

6) I let my highschool sweetheart pee on my face in the shower onetime. She was 15 I was 17.

7) I inserted a tampon in my butt that was soaked in Vodka. It burned so bad that I had to pull it out before I could get any affects from it.

8) I used to enjoy sniff My cousins farts right out of her a$$.

9) I think thats all actually

[jimrussle]

Trashed an abandoned house cause some kids in the neighborhood lied and told me and my friends that their parents owned it and they didn't care if we did. Someone videotaped us doing it from next door and they called the cops. No one ever pressed charges though. I srsly felt so bad. I was like 13 years old and had never done anything bad in my life lol.

Haha i have a similar story. I once set a stable on fire because a man who i thought was the owner asked me to.

Turns out he was only part owner and had a fallin out with the other owner.

I destroyed the barn and killed 8 horses. Could hear them scream when they were on fire.

Sound still haunts me to this day.










Notsrs

[Forest239]

Stole pokemon cards when I was a kid.
















I mean thousands of cards worth hundreds of dollars.









Stole from binders at recess and after school. Finally stole my cousins entire collection and got caught. I still can't look her in the eye to this day. SRS.