Before you phaggots say call incest, my mom taught me when I was in middle school
she told me the motions of how to do it, but never touched my dick.
any brahs the same?
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Brittany spears pepsi commercial got me going, but i did it completely wrong but laying down on my stomach (and dick) and rubbing it against the sheets and my own body, using the pressure to get me off
it wasnt until Louis CK talked about this chit fukkin up ur dick that i learned to do it the normal way
so technically, louis CK.
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My son is 19 and though I have not seen him nude since he was a boy, I had seen him by accident about 6 months ago, when he had somehow ended up falling asleep naked in his room after a shower with his door wide open. He was on his back and erect in his sleep. I noticed his hard-on had a severe curve upward. It was bent very sharply like curling up bacwards. I had never seen anything like that on any man. It is about 7" long approximately and is bent more toward the tip in a definite shape of a letter "j", or a hook to attempt to describe it to you.
I was so shocked that I panicked, and woke him up right then and there. Thinking back, it was not very tactful, but I could not wait to try to get at what appeared to be a real problem. It all made sense, how he would not shower at gym class, and didn't date, despite being a very well built and handsome boy into sports always. I had always wondered if might be gay, though he denied it always. He awoke surprised and shy that he was naked, but I moved his hands from his erect penis, and asked him what was the matter.
We sat and talked after locking his bedroom door. He told me it had started when he was like 12 and got worse, and as I examined it more closely and attempted to straighten it out, it would straighten only very slightly before it would hurt him to force it any further. It being erect, it was very hard and stiff. We allowed it to subside by him putting on his robe a while, and was a considerably more normal in the soft state, yet still tending to be curved upwars slightly.
I could straighten it easily while soft, but it would bend back up like rubber. As he became erect again it curled up before my eyes into the "j" hook shape.
Now the doctors all said he is find and it's normal as far as being a medical issue. They said they could operate to attempt to fix it, but the cost was out of my reach.
I had taken a little massage therapy classes in the past, and I even work on it for an hour or so 3 days of every week in the evening. It was embarrassing for us both in the beginning and I know it still it is, and even more so that he ejaculates every time during the massage, but it turned out to make massaging it in the post-ejaculation, semi-soft state really effective because then I can massage it and straighten it. It curls back in my hands and I massage it straight over and over again, until he becomes erect again and semi hard again after ejaculation, three times in a row, usually over a span of an hour to an hour and a half.
It has given good results, as I would say he is 50 percent improved. I continue to treat him 3 days a week.
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lol wtf... i cant tell if some answers are srs or not, i figured every guy just figured out how to do it. you touch ur dick, it feels good, then you figure out from there what feels best. who the f*ck teaches their kid to jerk off, no offence OP if ur actually srs.
brb need someone to teach me swallow
brb need someone teach me to breath
brb u get the point
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They place a rod or stick on both sides, taping it around the dick. This forces it to stay straight, and he'll still be able to piss. Even when erect it'll have a hard time hooking. After about 8 months or so it'll be perfectly straight, or only slightly curved like a normal dick.
And lol @ the fact he still lives with you at 19. Phaggot.
I'm obviously not srs you phaggots
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