People are so stupid.
“By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/obama-urged-to-resign-over-beyonc-scandal.html#ixzz2IsA0XhBR"
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01-23-2013, 10:40 PM #1381the crew that poop poop poops crews crew
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01-23-2013, 10:42 PM #1382
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I like the way that guy thinks.
While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the lip-synching controversy, Mr. Paul said, “We must remember that this happened on President Obama’s watch.”
Mr. Paul said that the White House’s refusal to comment on the Beyoncé crisis “only serves the argument that this President has something to hide.”
“If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn’t lip-sync his oath of office?” he said. “If that’s the case, he’s not legally President. But just to be on the safe side, he should resign anyway.”
Mr. Paul also blasted Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for her testimony on Benghazi before the Senate today: “Her tactic of answering each and every question we asked her didn’t fool anyone.”
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01-23-2013, 10:59 PM #1383
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The hell did I just read?
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01-23-2013, 11:06 PM #1384
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01-23-2013, 11:10 PM #1385
Republicans just wanted to hear jay-z more than beyonce.
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01-23-2013, 11:20 PM #1386
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01-23-2013, 11:49 PM #1387
He may think it's funny, but the thing he doesn't realize is that he's mocking all the conservative politicians and media with their "what-if's" and "therefore's", as they try to come up with reasons to call Obama's presidency not legitimate.
Time To Re-Schedule
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01-24-2013, 12:39 AM #1388
<3 Wayne Le Pierre or howeverdafuk he's spelled.
bb.com, a place that turned Deadlift into a forearm isolation exercise
and a place where 99% of 21 year olds have bad back and knees.
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01-24-2013, 01:16 AM #1389
Is N. Korea literally trying to nuke the US with this test, or is it just a dumby warhead?
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01-24-2013, 03:59 AM #1393
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01-24-2013, 04:15 AM #1396
lol this made me chuckle.
Uggh. Shaving sucks. I've become one of those people who shaves in the shower, and it's more tolerable. More things should be done in the shower to kill more birds with more stones.
I just pulled 3 ingrown hairs out of my stupid face. Damn you, curly facial hair.I remove my shirt to poop crew
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Holy fuck it's beautiful outside.
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01-24-2013, 04:21 AM #1400
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Would it be better to call attention to legitimate articles that inadvertently mock our country?
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01-24-2013, 05:34 AM #1410
sprinters > marathoners
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