RANT: The Clone Wars

[ThickAsABrick]

The male roommate and I share the same dentist and the hygentist is young, cute and has big bewbs. She practically lays her bewbs on my forehead. I ask the male roommate about it and he said he never noticed.

lol

good man

[chazzy1864]

The male roommate and I share the same dentist and the hygentist is young, cute and has big bewbs. She practically lays her bewbs on my forehead. I ask the male roommate about it and he said he never noticed.

Smart guy, he is.

I haven't had my hair cut by a woman in over a decade.

For he actual outcome of the haircut, I prefer having guys cut my hair. But leading up to that point, I prefer females. I'm always conflicted.

[Ctrainer]

I haven't had my hair cut by a woman in over a decade.

I love to have someone blow dry my hair, it lulls me to sleep. I prefer that over a massage.

[ZoranM]

The male roommate and I share the same dentist and the hygentist is young, cute and has big bewbs. She practically lays her bewbs on my forehead. I ask the male roommate about it and he said he never noticed.

Noticed what? Her boobs on your forehead or her boobs on his forehead?

[adamdavidson47]

I hate it when the person cutting my hair tries to initiate conversation. Fuk you, lady, just cut my hair, rub your tattas up against my neck and shaddap.

Also, why is that the majority of hairdressers at chain type hair cutting salons are borderline diabetic? They also tend to wear too much perfume, chew their gum at spine chilling decibels, and think that you give a crap about their boyfriend/husband.

And no, I don't need my hair washed, I'm not fukin homeless.

[ThickAsABrick]

I love to have someone blow dry my hair, it lulls me to sleep. I prefer that over a massage.

I'll do it. But I might "accidentally" lay my package on your forehead.

[Ctrainer]

Noticed what? Her boobs on your forehead or her boobs on his forehead?

I am not sure which one he would prefer.

I'll do it. But I might "accidentally" lay my package on your forehead.

I think I might have trouble sleeping like that..

[therorschach]

My Counter Culture beans arrived yesterday, so today I make the coffee with the beans. It's not bad.

[ThickAsABrick]

My Counter Culture beans arrived yesterday, so today I make the coffee with the beans. It's not bad.

Word.

CC is good stuff.

Any local roasters near you? Might save you some coin.

[therorschach]

Any local roasters near you? Might save you some coin.

Not sure. Need to find out.

[chazzy1864]

I hate it when the person cutting my hair tries to initiate conversation. Fuk you, lady, just cut my hair, rub your tattas up against my neck and shaddap.

Also, why is that the majority of hairdressers at chain type hair cutting salons are borderline diabetic? They also tend to wear too much perfume, chew their gum at spine chilling decibels, and think that you give a crap about their boyfriend/husband.

And no, I don't need my hair washed, I'm not fukin homeless.

You seem angry.

[chazzy1864]

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[ThickAsABrick]

You seem angry.

poop scrotumson47 is a man who prefers to wash his own hair, dammit

[Ctrainer]

My Counter Culture beans arrived yesterday, so today I make the coffee with the beans. It's not bad.

After I open my coffee beans, I keep the unused portion in the fridge. I think that is recommended.

[adamdavidson47]

poop scrotumson47 is a man who prefers to wash his own hair, dammit

Damn right. Paying 10 bucks for some fat fingered Betty that smells like salami to wash my hair seems dumb.

[adamdavidson47]

You seem angry.

lol. I just hate paying for hair cuts, especially since my hair cut is a #2 buzz cut.

[chazzy1864]

Damn right. Paying 10 bucks for some fat fingered Betty that smells like salami to wash my hair seems dumb.

You should try moving out of canada. I've never had the issues you do when getting my hair cut & washed.

[ThickAsABrick]

After I open my coffee beans, I keep the unused portion in the fridge. I think that is recommended.

No. In fact, it is strongly recommended that you do not.

[medjen]

Unrelated to the current conversation, but relevant to my day.

[ThickAsABrick]

lol. I just hate paying for hair cuts, especially since my hair cut is a #2 buzz cut.

I shave my head too. I get the wife to do it. Try that.

[ThickAsABrick]

Unrelated to the current conversation, but relevant to my day.

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That's stupid. People are on FB to share things in the first place. Derp.

[Final_Rep]

When I used to have hair I liked it when they washed it. I ended up smelling all fruity and yummy because of the shampoo they used.

[Ctrainer]

No. In fact, it is strongly recommended that you do not.

Good to know...do you put them in an air tight container or leave them in the original packaging?

[adamdavidson47]

I shave my head too. I get the wife to do it. Try that.

I usually do, but my clippers broke. Need to get new ones.

When I used to have hair I liked it when they washed it. I ended up smelling all fruity and yummy because of the shampoo they used.

Thank you for proving my theory correct.

[medjen]

That's stupid. People are on FB to share things in the first place. Derp.

Then say 'Little Tommy is one today! I can't believe it's gone by so quickly!"

not

"Happy first Birthday, Tommy. Mommy loves you!"

[ThickAsABrick]

Good to know...do you put them in an air tight container or leave them in the original packaging?

Most of the beans I buy come in a valve-sealed bag. I keep them in a drawer in the cabinet.

Here: http://www.coffeeam.com/coffee-storage.html

[adamdavidson47]

You should try moving out of canada. I've never had the issues you do when getting my hair cut & washed.

They probably serve beer at hair salons in Germany, don't they.

[chazzy1864]

Then say 'Little Tommy is one today! I can't believe it's gone by so quickly!"

not

"Happy first Birthday, Tommy. Mommy loves you!"

Concurrence is at hand!

They probably serve beer at hair salons in Germany, don't they.

Naw, butthe place I was using for awhile would give you sparkling water or coffee while you got your sh*t cut.

[medjen]

Concurrence is at hand!

Naw, butthe place I was using for awhile would give you sparkling water or coffee while you got your sh*t cut.

My hair salon offers me wine every time I go in to get my hair done.

[ThickAsABrick]

the place I was using for awhile would give you sparkling water or coffee while you got your sh*t cut.

or in your case, pushed in