RANT: The Clone Wars

[GeneralSerpant]

I thought it was Jim Carrey at first.

It's magic.

It was you. Never believe it ain't so.

I will not go so far as to expose the magic of lolshack.

[chazzy1864]

Chazz, do you still get Muscle Mag? If yes, have you read this month's yet? There's an article in it about toughest workouts.

I don't think I do. I haven't been in the states for nearing 2 years now. I think the only subscriptions i still have are the muscle & fitness and men's fitness I got 3 year subscriptions for like $9 each.

Musclemag was one of my favorite mags though. Unlike many, I think Rob Kennedy is actually on point and I enjoyed the back section that involved the Q&A with the 6 or so IFBB Pros that have their own sections.

But no, I have not read this months.

Work has picked up.

Along with last semester of classes.

Real life is so gay. Apparently you need to "work" and "apply" yourself.

Gaaayyyy

[img]http://i.imgur.com/b6TjIWz.jpg[mg]

Fantastic.

I feel like only lolshack can pull those off.

He's the only man who can pull of a "deadpan delivery" style in the written medium of the internet.

I don't even know how to explain it.

It's magic.

Lolshack does do great things.



+ TAAB, yes. The fact you don't know it though..... wow.

[kvk1]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...l-weather-gang

you just have to laugh at this point

ffs

[Final_Rep]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...l-weather-gang

you just have to laugh at this point

ffs

Yeah, we have open grass in January in Alaska.

Last year: all time historical record snow fall.

Snow-plowing businesses are taking it in the shorts this year, hard.

[ThickAsABrick]

Yeah, we have open grass in January in Alaska.

Last year: all time historical record snow fall.

Snow-plowing businesses are taking it in the shorts this year, hard.

Thanks for the update.

[therorschach]

roasted buttnuts

[kvk1]

roasted buttnuts

Classic shack.

[Final_Rep]

Thanks for the update.

By my estimation you should be able to neg me again soon. Have a nice day.

[kvk1]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bid...er-wire,31013/

[chazzy1864]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bid...er-wire,31013/

\/\/\/\/

Biden, who is admittedly “flat ****ing broke” from throwing numerous “ragin’ keggers” over the last nine months

^^ My kind of candidate!!

[Orlando1234977]

haaha
so funny all you boys outside the Madison area know about and are well versed with The Onion.
Apparently it's gotten 'big'..

[chazzy1864]

Ugh, decided to check into gun laws so I'm aware when I get back and want to take my pistol to NY state with me.


Apparently on the 15th, the Governor and house Senate utilized a rarely-used executive trick, a "message of necessity" to bypass normal legislative procedures that are strictly followed on hundreds of bills each legislative session.

Only registered NY State license holders can possess a gun with a permit and the state has limited reciprocity with other states. None with FL.
http://www.nraila.org/gun-laws/state-laws/new-york.aspx


Looking at Florida's laws, I like them a lot better.
http://www.nraila.org/gun-laws/state-laws/florida.aspx

No permit required to purchase or possess a rifle, shotgun or handgun. Permits required to carry (concealed or otherwise).

Also:

MISCELLANEOUS

Under Florida law, there is no “duty to retreat” if you are attacked in any place you have a lawful right to be. Instead, you may stand your ground and meet force with force, including deadly force, if you reasonably believe it is necessary to prevent death or great bodily harm to yourself or others.

I'm not trying to stir up any gun rights talk. But damn, I was hoping to have my pistol in NY state with me so I could hit the range a lot. But I'll need to be a resident of NY to get a permit and I'd rather remain a resident of Florida.

[kvk1]

I'm not trying to stir up any gun rights talk.

[chazzy1864]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/b6TjIWz.jpg[img]

Srs.


I already knew laws varied from state to state. Just decided to look into it for the new state I'll eventually be going to. Saw the difference. Made me sad.


I might have to register there anyways, so it might not be a real issue. But reading about it made me like Florida laws better.

[Farley1324]

Srs.


I already knew laws varied from state to state. Just decided to look into it for the new state I'll eventually be going to. Saw the difference. Made me sad.


I might have to register there anyways, so it might not be a real issue. But reading about it made me like Florida laws better.

New York's laws were bad before. Quite bad. Now...forget about it.

Also, if you value your Rights or even facts, don't listen to any of the speeches given by Feinstein or McCarthy or Schumer etc etc today.

[ZoranM]

Good afternoon, lady in the travel agency. I would like to go to Hawaii on a vacation.

What is your budget Sir, would you like an ocean view room, hotel with a limo transportation available all day long, are you taking your children with you...

Fawk all that lady, tell me which guns can I take with me.

[VoxExMachina]

I'm not trying to stir up any gun rights talk. But damn, I was hoping to have my pistol in NY state with me so I could hit the range a lot. But I'll need to be a resident of NY to get a permit and I'd rather remain a resident of Florida.

Cliffs: NY pretty much has gone full retard, in an attempt to spearhead the current White House agenda. Move to Arizona instead.

[ThickAsABrick]

Good afternoon, lady in the travel agency. I would like to go to Hawaii on a vacation.

What is your budget Sir, would you like an ocean view room, hotel with a limo transportation available all day long, are you taking your children with you...

Fawk all that lady, tell me which guns can I take with me.

lol

[im2manly]

Srs.


I already knew laws varied from state to state. Just decided to look into it for the new state I'll eventually be going to. Saw the difference. Made me sad.


I might have to register there anyways, so it might not be a real issue. But reading about it made me like Florida laws better.

I could help you.

[chazzy1864]

Good afternoon, lady in the travel agency. I would like to go to Hawaii on a vacation.

What is your budget Sir, would you like an ocean view room, hotel with a limo transportation available all day long, are you taking your children with you...

Fawk all that lady, tell me which guns can I take with me.

lawlz

Cliffs: NY pretty much has gone full retard, in an attempt to spearhead the current White House agenda. Move to Arizona instead.

le sigh

I could help you.

Help me with what? Registering in NY? I don't want to. I <3 being a FL resident. Since I own a non-investment property in FL, I can loophole myself into staying a resident there. I migth end up still paying NY taxes (ended up with VA state taxes thsi past year, but I'll get them all back, since I've been out of the country ), but I'd rather stay FL. Helps in case I get a cop worried abou tmy tint (they can still ticket me, but most won't). Also, allows me to avoid their inspection and/or exhaust laws.

[Miketoc]

I think I'm going to go with a Beretta 92FS.

[im2manly]

A real man doesn't own a gun. A real man owns a ninja throwing star. Or nunchucks. That'd be badass. BRB going to the nunchuck throwing range.

[ThickAsABrick]

This one gang wanted me because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.

[Farley1324]

Good afternoon, lady in the travel agency. I would like to go to Hawaii on a vacation.

What is your budget Sir, would you like an ocean view room, hotel with a limo transportation available all day long, are you taking your children with you...

Fawk all that lady, tell me which guns can I take with me.

...no surprise, but I am well aware of the laws that would be involved, having taken a gun to Hawaii and back myself.

[chazzy1864]

A real man doesn't own a gun. A real man owns a ninja throwing star. Or nunchucks. That'd be badass. BRB going to the nunchuck throwing range.

I gave my nunchucks to my little nephew.


I never owned throwing stars. Althoguh, those are the training wheels of throwing blades.True story. I have throwing knives. Those are way more difficult than people realize. Also makes me laugh at how widely used they are in movies. 6" closer or further away from a target can result in you bludgeoning them with the handle instead of sticking them with the blade.

[Farley1324]

I gave my nunchucks to my little nephew.


I never owned throwing stars. Althoguh, those are the training wheels of throwing blades.True story. I have throwing knives. Those are way more difficult than people realize. Also makes me laugh at how widely used they are in movies. 6" closer or further away from a target can result in you bludgeoning them with the handle instead of sticking them with the blade.

Movies get everything wrong all the time. Hollywood has no connection with reality.

Just ask Mythbusters.

[adamdavidson47]

I could help you.

Help him smuggle all of his guns by hiding them in your giant ass?

[Final_Rep]

Helps in case I get a cop worried abou tmy tint (they can still ticket me, but most won't). Also, allows me to avoid their inspection and/or exhaust laws.

Florida Statute: 316.29545
Window Sun screening EXCLUSIONS; Medical Exemption; certain law enforcement 
vehicles and PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS vehicles are exempt:

(3) The department shall exempt from the window sun screening restrictions 316.2953 
and 316.2954 and 316.2956 vehicles that are OWNED or LEASED by PRIVATE 
INVESTIGATORS or PRIVATE INVESTIGATIVE AGENCIES licensed under chapter 493 fss.

Looks like Chazzy needs to become a licensed Dick.

[adamdavidson47]

A real man doesn't own a gun. A real man owns a ninja throwing star. Or nunchucks. That'd be badass. BRB going to the nunchuck throwing range.

The only ninja stars you've ever owned were the kind that came in a cereal box. Just like your law degree.

[ThickAsABrick]

I've worked out 16 times in the last 18 days.