RANT: The Clone Wars

[adamdavidson47]

How long will hard boiled eggs last if they are left out? I boiled a bunch last night, and instead of putting them in the fridge, I put them in the cupboard.

[chazzy1864]

How long will hard boiled eggs last if they are left out? I boiled a bunch last night, and instead of putting them in the fridge, I put them in the cupboard.

Drunk?

[ThickAsABrick]

How long will hard boiled eggs last if they are left out? I boiled a bunch last night, and instead of putting them in the fridge, I put them in the cupboard.

Me Hard Boiled Eggson. Me make eggs and then get confused.

[kvk1]

lol

[adamdavidson47]

Me Hard Boiled Eggson. Me make eggs and then get confused.

Are they still good? You are the egg expert.

[jmonty]

For cast iron pans I thought you were supposed to clean them with salt and a paper towel or something like that.

[ThickAsABrick]

Are they still good? You are the egg expert.

Taste one and see. Duh.

[PeterGibbons316]

For cast iron pans I thought you were supposed to clean them with salt and a paper towel or something like that.

Just don't use soap, and make sure you dry it immediately after cleaning so that it doesn't rust.

[chazzy1864]

Worst case scenario is you'll get the hershey squirts.

[Miketoc]

Are they still good? You are the egg expert.

One night they should be fine, but you killed the life expectancy of the dead egg (what?) and they won't last as long even in the fridge now.

[Dominik]

Dom, you insinuated that he lost his voice after Back in Black (maybe I misunderstood). I disagreed. Has he lost it now? Of course, but he's also fukin old. If Bon Scott wasn't dead, his voice would be shot by now too.

True, and Bon's voice was a lot rougher on his final album compared to the first. These guys lived it and put it all on the line night after night. Throw in lots of cigarettes, booze, and not enough rest between tours and it can fade quickly. Brian's voice was great for 3 records.

And yes he's in his 60s now but I was pointing to how quickly it changed from his 3rd album with them (1983) to the 4th (1985). Big difference that had nothing to do with age.

You can argue that Scott was the better front man, but you better come up with something better than Brian Johnson's voice is shot after 30+ years of abuse.

I like both of them equally at their respective peaks.

The band's best years were the 70s through to the early 80s and Bon was on nearly all of those records passing away at his peak, so he gets the edge there. Great frontman who knew how to tell a story.



Anyway, what Brian Johnson did coming in a few weeks after an audition and knocking that whole record out in 6 weeks to create the 2nd highest selling album of all-time, stepping into those shoes, is something that had never been done before and probably never will again. Incredible job from him. And as I said, he's one of the nicest people in the business.

[ThickAsABrick]

Not a fan of Bon Scott's voice. I much prefer Brian's.

[Dominik]

Not a fan of Bon Scott's voice. I much prefer Brian's.

What is your favorite album?

[ThickAsABrick]

What is your favorite album?

I don't claim to be an AC/DC buff (i don't actually own a single album of theirs.) Probably Back in Black.

[im2manly]

How long will hard boiled eggs last if they are left out? I boiled a bunch last night, and instead of putting them in the fridge, I put them in the cupboard.

You don't think good.

[adamdavidson47]

One night they should be fine, but you killed the life expectancy of the dead egg (what?) and they won't last as long even in the fridge now.

I plan on eating them all by Wed.

True, and Bon's voice was a lot rougher on his final album compared to the first. These guys lived it and put it all on the line night after night. Throw in lots of cigarettes, booze, and not enough rest between tours and it can fade quickly. Brian's voice was great for 3 records.

And yes he's in his 60s now but I was pointing to how quickly it changed from his 3rd album with them (1983) to the 4th (1985). Big difference that had nothing to do with age.

I like both of them equally at their respective peaks.

The band's best years were the 70s through to the early 80s and Bon was on nearly all of those records passing away at his peak, so he gets the edge there. Great frontman who knew how to tell a story.



Anyway, what Brian Johnson did coming in a few weeks after an audition and knocking that whole record out in 6 weeks to create the 2nd highest selling album of all-time, stepping into those shoes, is something that had never been done before and probably never will again. Incredible job from him. And as I said, he's one of the nicest people in the business.

Back in Black is possibly the greatest rock album ever made. Bon did some great songs/albums as well. I think both are great, but I prefer Johnson.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap is my favorite song, though.

What is your favorite album?

Mine is AC/DC Live. It was my first ever CD.

You don't think good.

Dumb me is dumb.

[ZoranM]

Dumb me is dumb.

This

[kvk1]

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chazzy1864: Hello?
kvk1: Hi, this is Dick Dickerson calling from Taint Incorporated. Do you have a moment to talk about your car insurance?
chazzy1864: Why, yes, yes I do!
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kvk1: *crappy elevator music*
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chazzy1864: Quite alright. Go ahead.
kvk1: Thank you sir. Is your name REDACTED and are you currently 28 years old?
chazzy1864: That's correct.
kvk1: Terrific. Is your current daily driver a BMW M6?
chazzy1864: Well yes and no.
chazzy1864: That car is in the states and I'm currently overseas working in Germany. My daily driver here is a BMW 116i
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chazzy1864: By all means.
kvk1: True or false: Matthew Mcconaughey is a treasure to the craft of acting.
chazzy1864: Have truer words ever been spoken?
kvk1: Haha, very good sir. I'll jot that down as a yes. And final question: can one rarely go wrong with alcohol mixed with sugary soft drinks?
chazzy1864: Very, very rarely. I personally have not, but I'm sure there is rare instances that would result in less than desirable results.
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kvk1: DUDE. WHO THE **** ARE YOU TALKING TO FOR THAT LONG. GET OFF THE ****ING PHONE.
kvk1: kavak needs to chatty chat
kvk1: are the insurance people calling you again?
kvk1: hang up!
chazzy1864: Ms. Messymuff! I have a question.
kvk1: what? who the hell is thta?
chazzy1864: If I violate any of those terms of service, will my package be canceled? At this present moment, I do not have the date rapist facial hair - as my dear friend Mr. Rinaldi called it - at the moment. But to offset it, I have increased the douchiness of my outfits. Again to quote Mr. R, he said it was the douchiest outfit to not be worn by the Duke lacross team.
chazzy1864: Ms. Messymuff is the insurance representative for the Dbag insurance division.
kvk1: ...
kvk1: dude i think you got scammed
kvk1: IDIOT
kvk1: who the hell is named messymuff?!
kvk1: god dammit charles.
kvk1: you need to be a responsible adult.
chazzy1864: Margaret
chazzy1864: THEY SAID IF I ACT RESPONSIBLE I WILL HAVE MY COVERAGE CANCELLED!!!
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[ThickAsABrick]

not reading all that

[kvk1]

not reading all that

I never imagined you would.

That's not why we elected you.

[im2manly]

Thanks?

[chazzy1864]

I never imagined you would.

That's not why we elected you.

lol the reference makes me chuckle every time.


+ That whole convo humored me. TAAB's loss.

[kvk1]

It's 6:30 in Oregon.

I bet those guys are just now waking/gussying up.

Time Zones.

[Tyrbolift]

not reading all that

I did, thinking something interesting might be hidden in there.


I was wrong.

[adamdavidson47]

Thanks?

Fuk off.

[VoxExMachina]

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This very well might be the worst post I've ever seen you make.

Ebola Virusson is infecting the Rant.

[kvk1]

Then you definitely didn't see my posts between 2005-2008.

It's like reading a car accident.

If such a thing is possible.

[im2manly]

Fuk off.

You sound like you haven't gotten laid in a long time. Out of quarters?

[ThickAsABrick]

user title

already had that one

[PeterGibbons316]

I enjoyed the Taint, Inc. convo. Thanks.