RANT: The Clone Wars

[chazzy1864]

Stop.

^ le sigh.

[therorschach]

Ordered a blender. I look forward to blending things.

[chazzy1864]

I want one!! (Savannah Monitor)



<3 <3 <3 <3

[mjw8204]

Looks like everyone has decided that the Rant will suck today. Nice work.

[theshoupguy]

Ordered a blender. I look forward to blending things.

I think I've used my blender maybe 5 times in the last 5 years.
Too much of a pain in the ass to clean.

[therorschach]

I think I've used my blender maybe 5 times in the last 5 years.
Too much of a pain in the ass to clean.

That's too many times. You should only stick with once every fortyear.

[darinaldi]

Are you serious? "Family Day"?

What a coincidence it's the exactly same day as our President's Day, so we can all have the same Monday off!!!

Cheers!

I do not have Presidents' Day off. Thanks.

I don't have today off.

What up with Presidents' Day anyway?

This ain't no monarchy. These people work for us.

We should have a Citizens' Day.

K '16.

Real answer: it used to be Washington's birthday, but then some people decided to honor Lincoln's birthday which is also in February by picking some stupid date between the two of them and calling it "Presidents' Day" as some weak, waffling joint celebration.

Personally, I think they should just drop that and make the Monday after the Super Bowl a holiday instead. Given how hungover half the country is after each game, it's not like any quality work will be done the next day anyway.

[-=FLEX=-]

Personally, I think they should just drop that and make the Monday after the Super Bowl a holiday instead. Given how hungover half the country is after each game, it's not like any quality work will be done the next day anyway.

I'd prefer the day after St. Patrick's Day...

[chazzy1864]

I'd prefer the day after St. Patrick's Day...

Just go in hungover & drink some irish coffee. What's the issue?

[-=FLEX=-]

Just go in hungover & drink some irish coffee. What's the issue?

Because that's what I do every other day.

[chazzy1864]

Because that's what I do every other day.

I don't think I've ever been more proud of a ranter than I am today. *wipes tear*


I'm just so happy.

[chazzy1864]

Holy sh*t!



If you get hit by a car while walking, that's pretty much the end of your day. You aren't going to be running to catch a trolley. Well, unless you live in Russia.

The woman in this video makes an incredibly ill timed decision to cross the street to catch a trolley without first looking to see what traffic is doing. That seems to happen a lot in Russia.

She gets hit pretty dead on by a car and falls to the ground.

If looks bad, but then she gets up. Then she goes to the trolley, with a little help from her friend. Just another day in Russia.

[chazzy1864]

[NewAgeMayan]

However, her Savannah Monitor, unfortunately, was squashed.

[chazzy1864]

However, her Savannah Monitor, unfortunately, was squashed.

You are such an angry man.

[Defiant1]

SR-71 flyby:

http://www.strengthandconditioningre...b_source=pubv1

[darinaldi]

NASCAR Shake

This is the first time I can remember seeing anyone actually attempt to do the Harlem Shake or something similar during one of these "Harlem Shake" videos.

[chazzy1864]

This is the first time I can remember seeing anyone actually attempt to do the Harlem Shake or something similar during one of these "Harlem Shake" videos.

You would be correct:
http://www.clutchmagonline.com/2013/...-harlem-shake/

[VoxExMachina]

SR-71 flyby:

http://www.strengthandconditioningre...b_source=pubv1

I do this for all my inner chest workouts.

[darinaldi]

I do this for all my inner chest workouts.

N00b, don't you know there's no such thing as inner chest?

[VoxExMachina]

N00b, don't you know there's no such thing as inner chest?

If that were true, I wouldn't be able to open beer bottles.

[darinaldi]

If that were true, I wouldn't be able to open beer bottles.

There's only upper and lower chest, and muscle fibers fire uniformly so there's no way to isolate the inner chest.

Oh, and direct arm work is stupid -- heavy chins and rows are all you need. Especially after you squat and get that massive test release and extra GH from the vigorous compound exercises instead of just doing set after set of flyes and curls. You need to squat to increase your arms anyway since the body grows as a unit.

Also, remember that only people on steroids make any gains from a split; all naturals need to do full-body workouts in order to see gains, and never do more than five reps since strength = size.



Anything I missed?

[chazzy1864]

Clearly you haven't done your homework. If there were only upper and lower chest, why would there be incline, flat and decline bench??

[Miketoc]

Flat bench is for shoulders.

[darinaldi]

Flat bench is for bubu pancakes.

Fixed that for you.

[therorschach]

bubu chocolate pancakes

[ZoranM]

Abs are made in the chicken

[Defiant1]

SR-71 flyby on way back.

I've been meaning to drop this off for a while. Must read. Lol about splits. http://articles.elitefts.com/trainin...eat-and-train/

[Defiant1]

There's only upper and lower chest, and muscle fibers fire uniformly so there's no way to isolate the inner chest.

Oh, and direct arm work is stupid -- heavy chins and rows are all you need. Especially after you squat and get that massive test release and extra GH from the vigorous compound exercises instead of just doing set after set of flyes and curls. You need to squat to increase your arms anyway since the body grows as a unit.

Also, remember that only people on steroids make any gains from a split; all naturals need to do full-body workouts in order to see gains, and never do more than five reps since strength = size.



Anything I missed?

Get yourself in a suitable position for heavy lulz and read my two posts from today. Not including this one. This is the third but you are obviously reading it.

[chazzy1864]

These bowling shoes would be a great value if it weren't for the ridiculous shipping!




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But they both require $6.49 shipping. What kind of ridiculousness is that?