RANT: The Clone Wars

[ThickAsABrick]

They should ban any guns that bear barb wire tattoos.

Both parties enjoy my gunz immensely, friend.

[Dominik]

work must be blocking this. all i see is a red x

[ThickAsABrick]

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I'm a fan. A little light for a porter, but nice flavor and really clean finish.

that one is blocked also

[ThickAsABrick]

I don't yet have much of a palette for the darker beers. I stick to the lighter stuff a few of my favorites that aren't simply "cheap and available" are Killian's Irish Red and Shiner Bock.

palette

[chazzy1864]

This is discrimination. You can't protect the skinny if you don't protect the fat. You are anti-fatite.

Uggos and fatties can GTFO!

Despite what shoups assumed, I am not a mayo fan. For me the melted cheese acts as the breakfast sammich condiment. Even when I've gone with Subway's sammiches I only use the chipotle southwest sauce. No mayo.

I do believe at the heart fo the chipotle sauce is mayo.

lol @ least a quick search seems to say so as well:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...4135338AAM8GH7
http://www.food.com/recipe/subways-c...st-sauce-82591


But bill doesn't seem to do breakfast sammitches with toast (he prefers tortillas or possibly muffins). Hish is anti-mayo, in general. But i guess that gives a point to shoup's. It is 1-1, 1.5-1 or 2-1, depending on how Tilde's opinion counts.

[theshoupguy]

TAAB, Dom... please weigh in:

We need the opinions of the rant. It is a matter of utmost importance.

4:24 AM - shouples: i had this idea
4:24 AM - shouples: never tried it out
4:25 AM - shouples: but you make cinnamon rolls like normal
4:25 AM - shouples: but toward the end you use something to squish them down
4:25 AM - shouples: into almost bun-shape
4:25 AM - shouples: then you use two and make a sausage-egg-&-cheese sandwich
4:25 AM - chazzy1864: so, instaed of a mcgriddle
4:25 AM - shouples: but instead of biscuits/muffins
4:25 AM - chazzy1864: it is cinnamon rolls
4:25 AM - shouples: cinnamon rolls
4:25 AM - chazzy1864: I can dig it
4:25 AM - shouples: yes.
4:25 AM - chazzy1864: probably delicious, albeit messy as ****
4:25 AM - shouples: yeah, i'm not sure how the normal cinnamon roll frosting would work
4:26 AM - shouples: maybe inside the sandwich
4:26 AM - shouples: but that may be weird
4:29 AM - chazzy1864: i think the cinnamon roll frosting, if you were going to use it, would like replace the mayo in a breakfast sandwich (i.e., that is the condiment)
4:29 AM - shouples: wtf mayo doesn't go in breakfast sandwiches you nasty skank
4:29 AM - chazzy1864: wtf is wrong with you?
4:29 AM - shouples: wtf is wrong with YOU?
4:29 AM - chazzy1864: mayo does to
4:29 AM - shouples: it most certainly does not
4:29 AM - chazzy1864: if you're going to use a condiment, it is mayo
4:30 AM - chazzy1864: two pieces of toast
4:30 AM - shouples: you don't use a condiment
4:30 AM - chazzy1864: lined with mayo
4:30 AM - shouples: what
4:30 AM - shouples: no
4:30 AM - chazzy1864: fried eggs, cheese, jalepenos, bacon
4:30 AM - shouples: breakfast sandwiches do not have condiments
4:30 AM - chazzy1864: youd on't have to use mayo
4:30 AM - chazzy1864: but i prefer mayo
4:30 AM - shouples: at the most, cream cheese
4:30 AM - chazzy1864: get the **** outta here
4:30 AM - chazzy1864: for a regular bagel, sure
4:30 AM - shouples: YOU get the **** out of here!
4:30 AM - chazzy1864: but not on a sandwich
4:30 AM - shouples: **** your face!
4:30 AM - shouples: you've never had it on a sandwich?
4:30 AM - chazzy1864: nope
4:30 AM - shouples: egg-cheese-bacon-creamcheese?
4:30 AM - chazzy1864: only open faced bagels
4:30 AM - chazzy1864: replace that with mayo and we're good
4:31 AM - shouples: yet you have it on mayo
4:31 AM - shouples: *with mayo
4:31 AM - chazzy1864: what is a breakfast sandwich?
4:31 AM - shouples: the **** is wrong with you, charles
4:31 AM - chazzy1864: a glorified BLT or bacon sandwich
4:31 AM - chazzy1864: you use mayo on bacon samitches
4:31 AM - shouples: no no no
4:31 AM - chazzy1864: same thing, but more toppings
4:31 AM - shouples: a breakfast sandwich is not a glorified BLT
4:31 AM - shouples: that is so wrong
4:31 AM - chazzy1864: it is to me
4:31 AM - chazzy1864: baocn is the best part of a breakfast sandwich
4:31 AM - shouples: i don't even
4:31 AM - shouples: okay, that i can agree on
4:31 AM - chazzy1864: if youd on't like bacon the best then something is wrongw ith you.
4:31 AM - chazzy1864: :-)
4:31 AM - shouples: but those are two completely different classes of bacon sandwich
4:32 AM - chazzy1864: buyt no, i realize it isn't just a glroifeid bacon sandwich.
4:32 AM - chazzy1864: glorified*
4:32 AM - chazzy1864: but i dunno, Iv'e used mayo on breakfast sandwiches for a long time
4:32 AM - chazzy1864: i think it started with me getting to-go samitches from this local spot near my house. I never had mayo on it, but one time they gave my breakfast bagel sandwich mayo. I was like WTF?
4:32 AM - chazzy1864: then turns out i liked it
4:32 AM - shouples: miracle whip or straight mayo?
4:32 AM - chazzy1864: mayo
4:32 AM - chazzy1864: i dfon't do the whip
4:32 AM - shouples: trick question, both are nasty
4:32 AM - chazzy1864: to be honest, i'm not sure if i've ever actually had miracle whip
4:32 AM - chazzy1864: I used to despise mayo
4:33 AM - chazzy1864: then at some point, (late high school) I ended up liking it
4:33 AM - shouples: who the hell puts mayo on a breakfast sandwich
4:33 AM - shouples: what sort of nasty establishment did you go to for this?
4:33 AM - chazzy1864: this might need to be a poll in teh rant to see if i'm the loner or you are.
4:33 AM - chazzy1864: that establishment is awesome
4:33 AM - chazzy1864: great for hangover food
4:33 AM - shouples: agreed. this must go to the masses

...

shouples: it has been shared
chazzy1864: good man
chazzy1864: i am curious as to the results
shouples: i fully expect the rant vets to take my side
shouples: and you'll probably get hish or someone newer to agree with you
chazzy1864: i think kvk will be on my side
shouples: 'naldi and taab will be on my side
chazzy1864: taab and the purists will beo nyour side
chazzy1864: but those are the guys who are wholly against chicken on a pizza
chazzy1864: 'naldi ain't here right now!! >
shouples: 'naldi sees what happens
shouples: he'll reply to someone via FB
chazzy1864: yeah he does
chazzy1864: and yeah he will.
shouples: isn't he back in 2 days?
chazzy1864: no kvk
chazzy1864: he is back on the 29th
shouples: i forget what his official return day
chazzy1864: how ddi yall have the 20th in your heads?
shouples: i knew it was a 20-something
shouples: i was hopeful it was the 20th
shouples: also i don't think kvk will take your side either
chazzy1864: it's not like i'm saying put hummus on the samitch
chazzy1864: actually, he wont' have an opinion
chazzy1864: kvk doesn't do fried egg sandwiches
chazzy1864: true story
shouples: you have PM on your side
shouples: ****
chazzy1864: woot! pm is a logical ****er too

[ThickAsABrick]

lol

lmfao

[ThickAsABrick]

We need the opinions of the rant. It is a matter of utmost importance.

you should both stay out of the kitchen

yikes

[Hishiad]

palette

palate...

[mrmrbill0000009]

This day, 1778 James Cook stumbles across the Hawaiian Archipelago, calls them the "Sandwich Islands" after John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich.

Did not have to worry about condiment choice, as they were not the "Breakfast Sandwich Islands".

[chazzy1864]

Hish,
Question: If you could use chapottel sauce on your fried egg samitch, would you?

[theshoupguy]

This day, 1778 James Cook stumbles across the Hawaiian Archipelago, calls them the "Sandwich Islands" after John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich.

Did not have to worry about condiment choice, as they were not the "Breakfast Sandwich Islands".

But if they were having breakfast and sandwiched their breakfast items together... would they put mayo on it?

[chazzy1864]

shouples: i just don't get the mayo + egg thing
shouples: it sounds weird
chazzy1864: why not? mayo is made from eggs
chazzy1864: just adding more eggs to the mix
chazzy1864: that is never a bad thing
chazzy1864: eggs and oil
chazzy1864: who doesn't love that ****?
chazzy1864: I <3 some eggs adn oil
chazzy1864: gotta keep my body running smoothly
shouples: a;sdfjjkl;dsf;klndsndas
shouples: lmadsnkadsnjafdsk
shouples: lfdsan'fda
shouples: madfs
shouples: mfadsk
shouples: fads
shouples: fad
shouples: ****
shouples: taab: "you should both stay out of the kitchen

yikes"
chazzy1864: lol saw that
shouples: GOD DAMNIT
shouples: THIS IS THE WORST POLL EVER
chazzy1864: this poll has not gone as we had planned

lol

[ThickAsABrick]

sammich is an overused, retarded term. it isn't clever or funny, it's just stupid. i demand better of this thread.

[chazzy1864]

sammich is an overused, retarded term. it isn't clever or funny, it's just stupid. i demand better of this thread.

Exactly! It is why I always say samitch or sammitch. ich is f*cking stupid. I ain't german bitch! I'm god damned 'Murican!!

[Tillday]

sammich is an overused, retarded term. it isn't clever or funny, it's just stupid. i demand better of this thread.

[Hishiad]

Farley of the future.

[ThickAsABrick]

I always say samitch or sammitch.

That's the same thing, dumbass.

Negged.

[chazzy1864]

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Farley of the future.

F*ckstick! See post #522.

[ThickAsABrick]

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Farley of the future.

I wonder if Farley posts all about lifting on his gun boards.

[chazzy1864]

That's the same thing, dumbass.

Negged.

I include a 'T', f*ckstick!

Entirely different words.

[Hishiad]

Hish,
Question: If you could use chapottel sauce on your fried egg samitch, would you?

No, I only add it to Subway because otherwise their **** is bland as hell. A good fried egg sandwich with proper meats added needs no condiments. Basically if it's on a biscuit it has no condiments added for me.

[chazzy1864]

Basically if it's on a biscuit it has no condiments added for me.

eh?

I think i get what you're saying. What about on toast? Not biscuits or muffins. Same answer?

[ZoranM]

I wonder if Farley posts all about lifting on his gun boards.

They're still arguing the definition of "lifting" over there.

[Hishiad]

I wonder if Farley posts all about lifting on his gun boards.

DEFINE FRONT SQUAT!!! Poor arfcomers

[Hishiad]

eh?

I think i get what you're saying. What about on toast? Not biscuits or muffins. Same answer?

Unless you count a BLT I don't put mayo on any breakfast sandwiches.

[Hishiad]

Winning.


Edit:

Spoke too soon

[ThickAsABrick]

They're still arguing the definition of "lifting" over there.

lulz

[chazzy1864]

Spoke too soon

Awesome!

[Hishiad]

Notice....no mayo in this diagram.