RANT: The Clone Wars

[kvk1]

I told my boss two days ago that the pivot tables on a spreadsheet got "all Frepped up." Though she didn't get the reference, she fully understood the meaning.

lol

i stopped taking the contents of this thread to IRL after this:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post683813471

[adamdavidson47]

Subject: Point

Status: Missed

Donators sounds fckn dumb.

The point wasn't missed, it just wasn't funny.

[Dominik]

I told my boss two days ago that the pivot tables on a spreadsheet got "all Frepped up." Though she didn't get the reference, she fully understood the meaning.

I told my boss two days ago that I had to 'Drop a Davidson.'

"Take a giant dump?"

Affirmative sir.

[GeneralSerpant]

Subject: Point

Status: Missed

Donators sounds fckn dumb.

dictionary.com = win.
you = lose.

[im2manly]

It's a versatile word. You can add just about anything to the end of dick to make it an insult. Dickbreath.

Say you were shooting blanks bc you drank too much mountain dew or something. Would you rather have your wife artificially inseminated with some other dudes spunk, ostensibly so she could experience pregnancy, or adopt? If the former, would you accept the kid as your own and would you want to meet the dude who essentially knocked up your wife? Or would you want a friend or family member to be the supplier?

[darinaldi]

lol

i stopped taking the contents of this thread to IRL after this:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post683813471

Before I even clicked the link I knew it was "ween."

[GeneralSerpant]

donator is somewhat of an nouned verb.

donor is more of a noun.

[chazzy1864]

Subject: Point

Status: Missed

Donators sounds fckn dumb.

As I said, if it weren't a real word, I'd still use it. It humors me.


Another uncommon - yet, legit - word that I prefer over the typical one: agreeance.

[adamdavidson47]

I told my boss two days ago that I had to 'Drop a Davidson.'

"Take a giant dump?"

Affirmative sir.

frep frep fr/10

Say you were shooting blanks bc you drank too much mountain dew or something. Would you rather have your wife artificially inseminated with some other dudes spunk, ostensibly so she could experience pregnancy, or adopt? If the former, would you accept the kid as your own and would you want to meet the dude who essentially knocked up your wife? Or would you want a friend or family member to be the supplier?

C.) I'd get a dog and call it a day.

Edit: as a pet, not to impregnate my wife.

[chazzy1864]

lol

i stopped taking the contents of this thread to IRL after this:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post683813471

What outcome did you end up choosing with that dilemma?

[chazzy1864]

Say you were shooting blanks bc you drank too much mountain dew or something. Would you rather have your wife artificially inseminated with some other dudes spunk, ostensibly so she could experience pregnancy, or adopt? If the former, would you accept the kid as your own and would you want to meet the dude who essentially knocked up your wife? Or would you want a friend or family member to be the supplier?

I'd probably rather go adoption.

[im2manly]

frep frep fr/10



C.) I'd get a dog and call it a day.

Edit: as a pet, not to impregnate my wife.

I am glad you clarified. I thought you wanted some type of dog child.

[im2manly]

I'd probably rather go adoption.

But then you'd have no quality control. You could have Matthew mcconaghey knocking up your wife.

[therorschach]

What outcome did you end up choosing with that dilemma?

He accidentally texted his boss that he wanted to perform a special weaning for him and then called him later at 2/3am to confirm the details.

[GeneralSerpant]

Say you were shooting blanks bc you drank too much mountain dew or something. Would you rather have your wife artificially inseminated with some other dudes spunk, ostensibly so she could experience pregnancy, or adopt? If the former, would you accept the kid as your own and would you want to meet the dude who essentially knocked up your wife? Or would you want a friend or family member to be the supplier?

As long as the donator was you, I'd be fine.

[kvk1]

What outcome did you end up choosing with that dilemma?

I think I wussed out and told him I accidentally sent an unfinished draft of the e-mail.

He was an emotionally sketchy guy.

[Dominik]

frep frep fr/10

If I had a boss it would have been a true story.

[im2manly]

As long as the donator was you, I'd be fine.

Did you know girls make bank for donating eggs (srs). In case you guys fall on hard times

[ThickAsABrick]

As I said, if it weren't a real word, I'd still use it. It humors me.


Another uncommon - yet, legit - word that I prefer over the typical one: agreeance.

stop using fcktard words just because enough people use the wrong thing for long enough and it becomes included in the dickfacetionary.

dickheadface.

[GeneralSerpant]

I think I wussed out and told him I accidentally sent an unfinished draft of the e-mail.

He was an emotionally sketchy guy.

Sounds like the best move.

Reading Rant in the library is difficult.

[im2manly]

stop using fcktard words just because enough people use the wrong thing for long enough and it becomes included in the dickfacetionary.

dickheadface.

Like when people say they feel nauseous. Lawltards.

[therorschach]

I guess nobody uses Fitocracy anymore. Most of everyone I follow has stopped updated their Fitocrajournals.

[ThickAsABrick]

I have never used Fatocracy. I'd like to donate a fried egg to you though.

[kvk1]

I told you guys that was going to be a stupid fad.

[therorschach]

My 12oz of c-culture beans lasted a lot less longer than expected. Thought it would last me a few weeks but only lasted a little over one week. I order more of the same and another bag of something else.

[chazzy1864]

But then you'd have no quality control. You could have Matthew mcconaghey knocking up your wife.

Well it would be MM knocking up my woman as the 1st choice, obviously. But aside from him, probably adoption.

I think I wussed out and told him I accidentally sent an unfinished draft of the e-mail.

He was an emotionally sketchy guy.

Booooooo.

stop using fcktard words just because enough people use the wrong thing for long enough and it becomes included in the dickfacetionary.

dickheadface.

Actually agreeance is an old version of the word and fell out of circulation. I'm bringing it back, just like Porch Monkey.


dickholebreath.

[darinaldi]

stop using fcktard words just because enough people use the wrong thing for long enough and it becomes included in the dickfacetionary.

dickheadface.

You realize that agreeance has been in the English language since before Shakespeare was born, correct?

Edit: beaten by Chuzzle. How humiliating.

[ThickAsABrick]

Well it would be MM knocking up my woman as the 1st choice, obviously. But aside from him, probably adoption.

Booooooo.

Actually agreeance is an old version of the word and fell out of circulation. I'm bringing it back, just like Porch Monkey.


dickholebreath.

I sentence you to death by fried egg.

[ThickAsABrick]

You realize that agreeance has been in the English language since before Shakespeare was born, correct?

Edit: beaten by Chuzzle. How humiliating.

You realize that Matthew had secks with all those doughnuts you wolfed down this morning, correct?

[therorschach]

This 30-40-sometimes50 degree weather is a nice change from the single-digit madness we encountered a few weeks ago.