RANT: The Clone Wars

[VoxExMachina]

You guys are too haphazard with your negs.

You gotta realize that after a certain threshold of power, they should be used wisely/sparingly.

You got no trigger discipline, as they say in my hobby.

Negs are a weapon best used cold.

I save mine for when they'll be the most painful.



Edit: SunCannon'd

[ThickAsABrick]

Yes, I only like emaciated women.

If you think Kate Upton is overweight, you're a fcking moron.

[chazzy1864]

You guys are too haphazard with your negs.

You gotta realize that after a certain threshold of power, they should be used wisely/sparingly.

You got no trigger discipline, as they say in my hobby.

Hey, Uncle Ben, shut up with your responsibility talk!

[VoxExMachina]

You guys are too haphazard with your negs.

You gotta realize that after a certain threshold of power, they should be used wisely/sparingly.

You got no trigger discipline, as they say in my hobby.

Also: Socialist.

[ThickAsABrick]

You guys are too haphazard with your negs.

You gotta realize that after a certain threshold of power, they should be used wisely/sparingly.

You got no trigger discipline, as they say in my hobby.

negged

[therorschach]

If you think Kate Upton is overweight, you're a fcking moron.

Sir, I never said she was overweight.

[darinaldi]

I have made an amazing discovery which will revolutionize all of exercise science and cause shock waves to tear through the entire fitness industry:

Bike commuting is more difficult the day after working legs.



Be on the lookout for my article appearing in the New England Journal of Medicine shortly.

[kvk1]

Negs become nuclear after about 45,000-75,000.

They shouldn't be employed as conventional weaponry, but treated as nuclear.

They should be tools of deterrence, not submission.

Your cowboy ideology with your arsenal not only fails in deterring a n00b onslaught, but it actually increases it with every usage.

Not to mention it cripples your freedom of movement within your own thread.

As the grieving n00b reaches out to the international community (mods) for their mistreatment, further sanctions and oversight are placed within your own borders than were in place before.

Be Kennedy.

Not Khrushchev.

[darinaldi]

Noro Virus... Lost 17 lbs in about 18 hours and caused kidney failure. Ended up at the ER and was stuck in a hospital bed for a few days. I need to find a wife who doesn't work with sick people for a living.

Glad you're feeling better, and glad you didn't pick up any C. diff. while in the ER. I have to agree with the others though -- you know if you marketed this properly some people would be stupid enough or desperate enough to use this for a crash diet rather than take the time through diet or exercise.

[medjen]

I have made an amazing discovery which will revolutionize all of exercise science and cause shock waves to tear through the entire fitness industry:

Bike commuting is more difficult the day after working legs.



Be on the lookout for my article appearing in the New England Journal of Medicine shortly.

Your personal sacrifice in the name of science is truly inspiring.

[darinaldi]

Your personal sacrifice in the name of science is truly inspiring.

I realized that this was a completely unexpected and surprising outcome to the endeavor, and so wanted to chronicle it for future generations.

[ThickAsABrick]

I realized that this was a completely unexpected and surprising outcome to the endeavor, and so wanted to chronicle it for future generations.

Has the prolonged smushing of your taters had a negative impact on your ability to pound MJW?

[Miketoc]

oh, you only like emaciated women?

yes...

[darinaldi]

Also, in light of recent developments in the Rant it seems apropos to quote a classic post on the subject from Mr. Lawrence J. Lencho:

lol, u butt-hurt over some negs? You are? Yes, you are.

























































































Butt-hurt over some negs. Nice. lol.

[kvk1]

Re: Kate Upton

The issue is we feel better about ourselves in finding flaws about people are who are deemed by society to be professionally beautiful.

Everybody's a cynic. Everybody's a critic.

[darinaldi]

Has the prolonged smushing of your taters had a negative impact on your ability to pound MJW?

Not that I've noticed, but I'll have to wait until he gets into the office to hear his take on the matter.

[kvk1]

Also, in light of recent developments in the Rant it seems apropos to quote a classic post on the subject from Mr. Lawrence J. Lencho:

lol

[therorschach]

Re: Kate Upton

The issue is we feel better about ourselves in finding flaws about people are who are deemed by society to be professionally beautiful.

Everybody's a cynic. Everybody's a critic.

Hey man. I don't even think she is not hot. I'm just saying, she is slightly less hotter due to some recent slight weight gain. She is kind of veering into freshman-15 territory, but not quite. I still think she is sort of hot, but she was a lot hotter before.

[therorschach]

http://blogs.lawyers.com/2012/10/mic...e/?cid=con:105

[Miketoc]

Negs become nuclear after about 45,000-75,000.

They shouldn't be employed as conventional weaponry, but treated as nuclear.

They should be tools of deterrence, not submission.

Your cowboy ideology with your arsenal not only fails in deterring a n00b onslaught, but it actually increases it with every usage.

Not to mention it cripples your freedom of movement within your own thread.

As the grieving n00b reaches out to the international community (mods) for their mistreatment, further sanctions and oversight are placed within your own borders than were in place before.

Be Kennedy.

Not Khrushchev.

We, the Ranters...something something...rose gardens...something something.

[medjen]

http://blogs.lawyers.com/2012/10/mic...e/?cid=con:105

I am amused that this is not his first offense.

[therorschach]

I am amused that this is not his first offense.

People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and he can't do that as Bruce Wayne, as a man he is flesh and blood. He can be ignored, he can be destroyed, but as a symbol, as a symbol he can be incorruptible, he can be everlasting.

[ThickAsABrick]

Hey man. I don't even think she is not hot. I'm just saying, she is slightly less hotter due to some recent slight weight gain. She is kind of veering into freshman-15 territory, but not quite. I still think she is sort of hot, but she was a lot hotter before.

She's always had more curves than most of the other stick figure models.

Maybe you just like emaciated women.

[VoxExMachina]

"I can't believe you negged me!!!!111!!" diatribes are a good sign of those who can't Internet.

They also demonstrate a lack of understanding of the fundamental principle that whining about something typically results in more of the same. Most people learn in about 6th grade not to overreact to a little bit of tomfoolery.

[Miketoc]

strong pit stains

[Miketoc]

She's always had more curves than most of the other stick figure models.

Maybe you just like emaciated women.

I like emaciated women. Like like....like, more than a friend.

[ThickAsABrick]

"I can't believe you negged me!!!!111!!" diatribes are a good sign of those who can't Internet.

They also demonstrate a lack of understanding of the fundamental principle that whining about something typically results in more of the same. Most people learn in about 6th grade not to overreact to a little bit of tomfoolery.

I was going to neg you for using the word "internet" as a verb, but then I had the overwhelming urge to rep you after you said "tomfoolery."

It's a wash.

[VoxExMachina]

I was going to neg you for using the word "internet" as a verb, but then I had the overwhelming urge to rep you after you said "tomfoolery."

It's a wash.

Just sayin' you gotta be chill if you're gonna hang with us rapscallions.

[chazzy1864]

She's always had more curves than most of the other stick figure models.

Maybe you just like emaciated women.

But outside of her tits, she doesn't really have "curves".






That is my problem with most of the famous hot women today. They are a beautiful face and decent to great set of tits with nothing else. The ones that have a real body do far more for me. It is also why I'm not high on Mila Kunis. Her ass. What happened to it?

[kvk1]

like clockwork