RANT: The Clone Wars

[theshoupguy]

Pressed a button that said I turned the retarder on. Had no clue what it was, so I msg'd kvk.
Result of him reading and/or responding to my messages:



rofl





edit# retarder'd

[chazzy1864]

Hey Kvk, I bet if you were able to read Shoup's messages in a Heads-Up-Display, then you wouldn't have flipped your truck when you took your eyes off the road to read it.


Or if maybe you pulled over to engage in IMing with somebody, instead of attempting it while hauling 20 tons of equipment down the autobahn.

[theshoupguy]

Or if maybe you pulled over to engage in IMing with somebody, instead of attempting it while hauling 20 tons of equipment down the autobahn.

Seriously.

For someone who takes his racing seriously, he should take his safety seriously as well.

[kvk1]

I have ashamed the trucking brotherhood.

[Hishiad]

What all trucking company names you guys using?

[ZoranM]

You should get a supertruck.

[theshoupguy]

What all trucking company names you guys using?

this vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

I thought rockin' out to the CCR and Lynyrd Skynyrd pandora stations would be more true to life.

SAFETY PANTS SHIPPIN has to know its roots. <-------over there

that ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[chazzy1864]

What all trucking company names you guys using?

My company was simply - and aptly - named "Haulin' Shit".

[chazzy1864]

You should get a supertruck.

Would the supertruck need to look aesthetically pleasing?

[Hishiad]

So...no one has coined the name "Chicken and Biscuits" yet?

[ZoranM]

Would the supertruck need to look aesthetically pleasing?

It can't. They're all ugly. Ask Vox.

[theshoupguy]

So...no one has coined the name "Chicken and Biscuits" yet?

As far as I know, kvk has not used that name.

And if anyone's planning on getting this simulator, I'd recommend getting it for $12 here:
http://www.greenmangaming.com/s/us/e...k-simulator-2/
promo: GMG20-P4DLK-FKYRS

...instead of paying the full retail $40 for it

[chazzy1864]

Shouples, whimsical and lovable:

[theshoupguy]

Shouples, whimsical and lovable:

And his less whimsical evil cousin.

[Orlando1234977]

Keto on the other hand, well studied, and seems like it was made for me!

Might neg after my Big Mac snack.

[GeneralSerpant]

lol.

I think in terms of driving sims, I'd say Midtown Madness was my ultimate sandbox. Seemingly realistic city-scales, and recognizable land marks that had somewhat good attention to detail. GTA 3 was obviously a much better action game with a more than solid driving sim. I actually didn't like the driving as much in GTA 4.

[GREENFEATHER]

Might neg after my Big Mac snack.

I might have to come down there and jump up and down on your chest after your Big Mac attack to revive you from the heart attack.

[GREENFEATHER]

[PeterGibbons316]

So I'm sitting here earlier and I get a pop-up on Steam telling me kavak is playing some Euro Truck Simulator game and I'm thinking "wtf is this ****???" Now everything is clear to me. Thanks fellas.

[chazzy1864]

So I'm sitting here earlier and I get a pop-up on Steam telling me kavak is playing some Euro Truck Simulator game and I'm thinking "wtf is this ****???" Now everything is clear to me. Thanks fellas.

you drive a big rig, simulate texting by engaging in steam IMs with buddies and then flip your trucks.

+ is today really the first time you saw him play?

[kvk1]

+ is today really the first time you saw him play?

To be fair, he sounds like he has a life.

He's not on Steam all day fighting over actors, candies, alcohol, etc.

[chazzy1864]

To be fair, he sounds like he has a life.

He's not on Steam all day fighting over actors, candies, alcohol, etc.

Sucks to be him.

[GeneralSerpant]

As far as I know, kvk has not used that name.

And if anyone's planning on getting this simulator, I'd recommend getting it for $12 here:
http://www.greenmangaming.com/s/us/e...k-simulator-2/
promo: GMG20-P4DLK-FKYRS

...instead of paying the full retail $40 for it

Seems like a better deal than on Steam, even without the promo code.

[GREENFEATHER]

[Tyrbolift]

Speaking of crashing a semi...

"Authorities are still investigating the overturning of a semitruck that shut down westbound lanes on Interstate 10 in Phoenix for nearly 12 hours Wednesday.

The truck, which was carrying coffee creamer, overturned about 1 a.m. just before the “ministack,” where the I-10 converges with the Loop 202 and Arizona 51 freeways, the Arizona Department of Public Safety said

The truck dumped its cargo and supply of diesel gas. The creamer stretched along the freeway for more than 50 yards, *** said."

http://www.azcentral.com/community/p...nues-abrk.html

[Farley1324]

http://seattletimes.com/html/localne...neat17xml.html


"In other words, [police] come into homes without a warrant [annually] to poke around. Failure to comply could get you up to a year in jail."

"“I’m a liberal Democrat — I’ve voted for only one Republican in my life,” Palmer told me. “But now I understand why my right-wing opponents worry about having to fight a government takeover.”"

"I have been blasting the NRA for its paranoia in the gun-control debate. But Palmer is right — you can’t fully blame them, when cops going door-to-door shows up in legislation"

[Miketoc]

To be fair, he sounds like he has a life.

He's not on Steam all day fighting over actors, candies, alcohol, etc.

This cracked me up. I think Chazzy and I must be the most active on steam.

[ZoranM]

This cracked me up. I think Chazzy and I must be the most active on steam.

You don't have me as a friendo on Steam. And I like live there and stuff.

[chazzy1864]

You don't have me as a friendo on Steam. And I like live there and stuff.

^ This. Z games more than all of us. I'm trying to figure out what he does ni life aside from play MW2.

[ZoranM]

^ This. Z games more than all of us. I'm trying to figure out what he does ni life aside from play MW2.

I watch MW2 games on YT. There ya go.