RANT: The Clone Wars

[Ctrainer]

Why are you doing this?

Sounded like a good idea. My diet was horrible. Eating a ton of processed carbs and eating out way too much.

So I bought a juicer and started following this website: http://www.rebootwithjoe.com/

I am on day 2 of the 5 day reboot and may not live to see tomorrow.

[chazzy1864]

What is this detox you all speak of?

[theshoupguy]

lolmaolol

[Ctrainer]

What is this detox you all speak of?

Your polar opposite.

[chazzy1864]

lolmaolol

[img]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/2/4/16/enhanced-buzz-9086-1360014664-4.jpg[img]

lol that is awesome. I will definitely remember that for my next party.

Your polar opposite.

Sounds really boring and gay.

[kvk1]

Martin Sheen is so sweet playing alongside his son in Anger Management.

Makes an inane show bearable.

[mjw8204]

Martin Sheen is so sweet playing alongside his son in Anger Management.

Makes an inane show bearable.

Too bad your dad posting alongside you won't make your inane posts bearable.

[Hishiad]

She doesn't like gays.

STFU for Christ sake. Don't post more just cause FRep left...sheesh

[kvk1]

Too bad your dad posting alongside you won't make your inane posts bearable.

We look forward to more of your fascinating tales of employee/time zone shenanigans.

Nothing gets the thread hard like a titillating story of delegation.

Cheers.

[mjw8204]

We look forward to more of your fascinating tales of employee/time zone shenanigans.

Nothing gets the thread hard like a titillating story of delegation.

Cheers.

Oh, Kvk, you know I'm gushing with love for you.









Gushing.

[kvk1]

Oh, Kvk, you know I'm gushing with love for you.

Gushing.

The feeling is reciprocal my friend.

The feeling is reciprocal.

[mjw8204]

The feeling is reciprocal my friend.

The feeling is reciprocal.

You and TAAB are the only reason I even bothered coming back.

Fck everyone else.

[adamdavidson47]

STFU for Christ sake. Don't post more just cause FRep left...sheesh

You need " 's " on the end of Christ, you stool sample.

[Turco]

You and TAAB are the only reason I even bothered coming back.

Fck everyone else.

Thanks man. Appreciate the thought.

[darinaldi]

You and TAAB are the only reason I even bothered coming back.

Fck everyone else.

Hey!


































































































penis

[mjw8204]

Thanks man. Appreciate the thought.

Hey!

I just said that for Kvk.

[darinaldi]

I just said that for Kvk.

Nice save.

I'm watching you, MJW8204.




...with that camera I installed in your room when you were grocery shopping.

[theshoupguy]

In for reciprocal gushing.

[mjw8204]

Nice save.

I'm watching you, MJW8204.

...with that camera I installed in your room when you were grocery shopping.

Well, in that case....






My apologies in advance.

[medjen]

In for reciprocal gushing.

groce

[darinaldi]

groce

It it really the Alpaca-lypse?

[Engineer_Guy]

2 things I have learned on the second day of my fruit and veggie detox:

1. How much this fcking sucks and how horrible I feel.

2. Fennel is actually pretty good.

Juicing is an awesome way to get micro nutrients into your diet and I think the body digests it much better than a multi. It's amazing how much energy a green juice gives you considering how little calories are in it.

I will never do a juice fast though. I actually replaced my breakfast with a green juice and shifted those calories to later in the day.

[mjw8204]

I had a feeling Ctrainer was juicing.


Just a feeling.

[darinaldi]

I had a feeling Ctrainer was juicing.


Just a feeling.

All her spin class medals are about to be vacated.

[Ctrainer]

Juicing is an awesome way to get micro nutrients into your diet and I think the body digests it much better than a multi. It's amazing how much energy a green juice gives you considering how little calories are in it.

I will never do a juice fast though. I actually replaced my breakfast with a green juice and shifted those calories to later in the day.

I don't mind the juicing so much, I am doing the one where you eat fruit and veggies too and the amount of food you have to eat is killing me. My fridge looks like a forest. I will definitely keep juicing after this is over.

EDIT: Welcome back, Catface!

[darinaldi]

the amount of food you have to eat is killing me.

I have never experienced this problem in my entire life.

[mjw8204]

All her spin class medals are about to be vacated.

It was necessary after her testicles were removed.

[Ctrainer]

I had a feeling Ctrainer was juicing.


Just a feeling.

All her spin class medals are about to be vacated.

When I told my 13 yr old that we were going to start juicing, He said, " Sweet! I am gonna get huge!"

[Ctrainer]

I have never experienced this problem in my entire life.

that's because it is not radishes, fennel, kale, brocoli, green beans, snow peas and on and on and on...

It was necessary after her testicles were removed.

and not a fck was given that day...

[mjw8204]

When I told my 13 yr old that we were going to start juicing, He said, " Sweet! I am gonna get huge!"

Hopefully you corrected the lad and explained that getting huge happens only from squatting and no direct arm work.