RANT: The Clone Wars

[adamdavidson47]

What the fck, am I supposed to do research for this fantasy hockey thing?

I don't like having homework.

It's not hard, brah. Just look at the statistics if you don't feel like following the games. If you have any questions, ask.

That should be enough knowledge to beat Adarn Unfortunateson

Strong CCR reference.
Also, you insult my hockey knowledge, I kill you.

Omg I just rubbed my eye and it sounded like my eyeball was rattling. WTF WTF WTF

It's your pea-brain rattling around in the giant dome that sits upon your shoulders. It's like Sputnik.

[ZoranM]

it was the 2nd set or whatever it is called.

[chazzy1864]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/b6TjIWz.jpg[img]

I'll learn the lingo when the sport is more entertaining and actually worthwhile.


I couldn't care less about the lingo of soccer or cycling either.

[adamdavidson47]

Chazzy 40
Rant Love

Break point

Phaggots.

[Miketoc]

Chazzy 40
Rant Love

Break point

Phaggots.

That is not a break point. Phaggot.

[Tyrbolift]

I'll learn the lingo when the sport is more entertaining and actually worthwhile.


I couldn't care less about the lingo of soccer or cycling either.

Cycling lingo is easy.

"Hey, is that needle used?"

[adamdavidson47]

That is not a break point. Phaggot.

The Rant is serving.

[Miketoc]

The Rant is serving.

Then you'd have listed their score first.

[adamdavidson47]

Then you'd have listed their score first.

You win, John Mcendouche.

[GREENFEATHER]

Lame.

Refuse to participate.


Or pick players based on how cool/fun to say their names are. I always used to like Mats Sundin, because he was so awesome his name was plural.

Sounds like Ben Wah balls to me.

I was up in the north of this state a month ago and locals were complaining that it was extremely dry and that it usually starts raining by December. One of the iconic waterfalls in the region which is usually bursting with water was reduced to a trickle.

Anyway, fast forward to this week and over 24" of rain fell in 48 hours When ol' Mother Nature is angry she doesn't hold back.

She is the omnipotent power in the Universe and she DOES NOT play.

Omg I just rubbed my eye and it sounded like my eyeball was rattling. WTF WTF WTF

It's either AIDS or cancer. If you've been participating in this thread too much I'm guessing cancer.

[chazzy1864]

Sounds like Ben Wah balls to me.

[ZoranM]

Rejecting the stock, Second Amendment argument used by many pro-gun activists, he exclaimed, “You can have all the muskets you want! You can even have assault muskets!”

“Their paranoid fear of a possible dystopic future prevents us from addressing its actual dystopic present,” he said solemnly. “We can’t even begin to address 30,000 gun deaths that are actually, in reality, happening in our country every year because a few of us must remain vigilant against the rise of an imaginary Hitler. ”

Lol. Recently got some channel where I can watch him daily.

Btw, who do you natives prefer, Stewart or Colbert?

[kvk1]

Stewart does a legitimate news-comedy program.

Colbert's is more of a performance act satirizing the conservatives.

With the "news" thrown in as the background.

They're both great for different things.

[ZoranM]

Kinda guessed the shows are quite a bit different. Still totally new to Colbert, saw just one episode. With Gandalf the Gay rolf.

[adamdavidson47]

I prefer Tosh.O

[Final_Rep]

I prefer Tosh.O

They are two different things.

Tosh can be funny, but it's low-grade humor.

Colbert and Stewart make me laugh a lot harder.

[adamdavidson47]

They are two different things.

Tosh can be funny, but it's low-grade humor.

Colbert and Stewart make me laugh a lot harder.

No. Tosh provides news updates. I don't give a rats behind about Murican politics.

[medjen]

Omg I just rubbed my eye and it sounded like my eyeball was rattling. WTF WTF WTF

Mine do this occasionally. I've always assumed it was air in between my eyelid and eyeball.

[kvk1]

Omg I just rubbed my eye and it sounded like my eyeball was rattling. WTF WTF WTF

Clearly you're a cyborg.

Mazel tov.

[Farley1324]

Rejecting the stock, Second Amendment argument used by many pro-gun activists, he exclaimed, “You can have all the muskets you want! You can even have assault muskets!”

“Their paranoid fear of a possible dystopic future prevents us from addressing its actual dystopic present,” he said solemnly. “We can’t even begin to address 30,000 gun deaths that are actually, in reality, happening in our country every year because a few of us must remain vigilant against the rise of an imaginary Hitler. ”

Lol. Recently got some channel where I can watch him daily.

Btw, who do you natives prefer, Stewart or Colbert?

30,000...huh?

[ZoranM]

30,000...huh?

Hey I'm no the daily show.
But just now I googled it. First 5 links confirm. Guess they count all firearms, suicides, murders, self defences and ol that. :shrug:

[Final_Rep]

Stewart or Colbert?

I believe Colbert started out as a member of the Daily Show as a correspondent... but he was usually funnier than Stewart, so he got his own show. And I think they've swapped so that Colbert gets the prime slot -- he used to go after Stewart, not anymore, now he goes before. I imagine he gets higher ratings.

I prefer Colbert, but both are really funny.

[Farley1324]

Hey I'm no the daily show.
But just now I googled it. First 5 links confirm. Guess they count all firearms, suicides, murders, self defences and ol that. :shrug:

That's how they do it. Well, that's just one of the things they do. Lump everything together to make it sound more supportive of their position. Remember that cannibal in Miami who was eating a guy's face and had to be shot/killed before he ate somebody else's face? That goes into the lump sum category of "gun deaths" that they use to support their agenda. Old strategy is old.



Anyway...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013...ding-an-ar-15/

Guy uses AR15 to defend against an armed home invasion in New York. No shots fired and nobody injured.

^ That incident would probably never make any of 'their' statistics.

[Farley1324]

I believe Colbert started out as a member of the Daily Show as a correspondent... but he was usually funnier than Stewart, so he got his own show. And I think they've swapped so that Colbert gets the prime slot -- he used to go after Stewart, not anymore, now he goes before. I imagine he gets higher ratings.

I prefer Colbert, but both are really funny.

Pretty sure Stewart airs first.

[Final_Rep]

Pretty sure Stewart airs first.

Considering I watched both shows the last four days, and every day Colbert was first...

Maybe it's just the region/time I'm watching them?

[kvk1]

[chazzy1864]

Was Jon Stewart ever a correspondent for The Daily Show (e.g., when Kilborn was the anchor?) or did Stewart merely just step in as the host/anchor once Kilborn left?

[kvk1]

He stepped in.

In a pretty forceful way too.

http://goo.gl/rz5GH

[kvk1]

I just spilled like half a gallon of water onto carpet.

Is there anything more infuriating and interminable than drying out a deep spill from textile.

[Final_Rep]

I just spilled like half a gallon of water onto carpet.

Is there anything more infuriating and interminable than drying out a deep spill from textile.

Sort of derivative, but spilled milk in a car... omg

Good luck ever getting that smell out.