RANT: The Clone Wars

[Final_Rep]

The heck with stocks, y'all should've invested in PMAGs 2-3 months ago. Profits are running from 500%-800% in just that time-frame.

So you sold some? GJDM

[kvk1]

It's 2013.

You don't need P-MAGS anymore.

It's called Redtube.

[Hishiad]

It's 2013.

You don't need P-MAGS anymore.

It's called Redtube.

Don't mind if I do *unzips*

[Farley1324]

So you sold some? GJDM

Sure did

[Final_Rep]

Don't mind if I do *unzips*

Thanks, now I'm tromatized.

[kvk1]

holy freaking freakness.

the 24 hours of daytona is in two days.



http://www.daytonainternationalspeed...t-Daytona.aspx

The official start of the motorsports calendar year.

WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[Final_Rep]

kvk, I am intrigued. Why do you like racing so much?

[kvk1]

kvk, I am intrigued. Why do you like racing so much?

It's man. It's machine. It's nerdy. It's ballsy. It takes brains. It takes brawn. It's speed. It's risk. It's adrenaline.

It's a constant endeavor to test the limits of anyone and anything involved in the craft.

Gimme fue, gimme fai, gimme dabajabaza.

[Final_Rep]

It's man. It's machine. It's nerdy. It's ballsy. It takes brains. It takes brawn. It's speed. It's risk. It's adrenaline.

It's a constant endeavor to test the limits of anyone and anything involved in the craft.

Gimme fue, gimme fai, gimme dabajabaza.

lol

But srs, good answer. I hadn't put it into that perspective (mostly because the people around me watch NASCAR and they are kinda dumb. Not saying all NASCAR fans are dumb, just the ones around ME)... But I think I can see a more refined side to it now.

[therorschach]

I have stumbled upon an extraordinary and mind blowing revelation.

[kvk1]

I hadn't put it into that perspective (mostly because the people around me watch NASCAR and they are kinda dumb, sorry)

NASCAR is the professional wrestling of motorsports.

Here's your basic starter list of things to watch:

http://www.formula1.com/default.html
http://www.indycar.com/
http://www.alms.com/
http://gt1world.com/
http://www.dtm.com/en/index.html
http://www.wrc.com/
http://www.btcc.net/
http://www.v8supercars.com.au/

[kvk1]

http://www.btcc.net/

How can any red blooded man hate this? Come on now.

[Final_Rep]

NASCAR is the professional wrestling of motorsports.

Here's your basic starter list of things to watch:

http://www.formula1.com/default.html
http://www.indycar.com/
http://www.alms.com/
http://gt1world.com/
http://www.dtm.com/en/index.html
http://www.wrc.com/
http://www.btcc.net/
http://www.v8supercars.com.au/

A starter list?!

I kinda just want to go to the actual races.

[therorschach]

peppermint sh*ts
all over your window

[Lencho]

I have stumbled upon an extraordinary and mind blowing revelation.

'sup?

[therorschach]

'sup?

It's going to change everything. Everything, Lencho. Do you want to know what I discovered?

[Lencho]

It's going to change everything. Everything, Lencho. Do you want to know what I discovered?

Don't know if I wanna, but now I gotta.

[therorschach]

Don't know if I wanna, but now I gotta.

Dude, seriously. You are going to sh*t when you hear this.

[Lencho]

Dude, seriously. You are going to sh*t when you hear this.

Do you have the new cloudsurfer pics?

[therorschach]

Do you have the new cloudsurfer pics?

No, Lencho, Something better.

[Lencho]

No, Lencho, Something better.

Go on...

[Final_Rep]

Go on...

In for results!

[theshoupguy]

No, Lencho, Something better.

Something something something phaggots.
Something something AIDS.

[Final_Rep]

He must have created a working cold fusion device.

[Final_Rep]

Which Lenco will license exclusively, to power certain Emporium... items.

[Final_Rep]

Nothing to see here, move along... just us Alaskans and the odd polar bear.

[theshoupguy]

Which Lenco will license exclusively, to power certain Emporium... items.

Cold fusion dongs?
Anybody home? Huh?
Think, Frep, think. They gotta have time to get warmed up. Do you realize what would happen if someone dongs up with some cold fusion madness? They'll freeze their bits. You wouldn't want that to happen, would ya? Would ya?

[Final_Rep]

Cold fusion dongs?
Anybody home? Huh?
Think, Frep, think. They gotta have time to get warmed up. Do you realize what would happen if someone dongs up with some cold fusion madness? They'll freeze their bits. You wouldn't want that to happen, would ya? Would ya?

Shouples, shouples, shouples.

We Alaskans know a thing or two about "cold". And I can tell you that the "cold" in "cold fusion" actually means "at or near room temperature".

So, bring on the cold fusion prolusions!

[theshoupguy]

Shouples, shouples, shouples.

We Alaskans know a thing or two about "cold". And I can tell you that the "cold" in "cold fusion" actually means "at or near room temperature".

So, bring on the cold fusion prolusions!

Oh, well I ain't no nucleardongicist, and never claimed to be one! Sooooo 'scuuuse me, Mr. Yukon!

[GREENFEATHER]

The heck with stocks, y'all should've invested in PMAGs 2-3 months ago. Profits are running from 500%-800% in just that time-frame.

Sold 10 UZI mags this week for $150, paid $35 for them.

peppermint sh*ts
all over your window

That's an end stage symptom of AIDS!!!