If every State in the US were to wage war against each other

[Jeremy-Vincent]

who would come out the victor?

edit: and who would be the first to crumble?

No alliance between each states either.

brb texas is energy independent
brb majority of texas is former military

[djfuzzy]

Texas

/thread.

[Larfleeze]

My money is on Texas.

[DGreekStallion]

Tejas.

[KoCorl]

alaska....

would wait until all other states fuked each other up then send down the polar bears

[Mercworx]

Inb4 this will never happen.



Bullchit it's the beginnings right now.


And probably Texas.

[neowolfe]

alaska

[monty097]

california due to numbers advantage

[john146504]

Texas, but Michigan would nuke Ohio and dominate the north.

[calfetish]

the one with the most nukes

[nuform]

California Texas form alliance and win

[tmertz]

/Colorado

Anyone who attempted to come at us would die of exhaustion. Afterwards we would pick off the remaining states with our amazingly low fat to person ratio.

[slvrgtmiscer]

california due to numbers advantage

Lol California. Are they going to try and send the gays to fuk us in the ass? They don't have much else besides pretend military actors.

[iron_monster]

Texas, not even close

[ChillBot]

[Jeremy-Vincent]

haha everything would be too expensive for you guys to wage war. :P

[Burgerbuger]

The state with the most bases:

CA
Virgina
TX

[DavidJr74]

Maryland has the most money out of all the states last time I checked and I'm from there so I'm going with Maryland. Got the Naval Academy here at least.....

Probably Texas would kick everyone's ass to be honest.

[iron_monster]

Lol California. Are they going to try and send the gays to fuk us in the ass? They don't have much else besides pretend military actors.

Lol

[PanzerFaust]

Going to go with Texas or California. Lots of people and 1/2 the population is hispanic. If the **** hits the fan we have reinforcements.

Plus California has the Terminator.

lol

[RC17]

Hawaii/thread.
There's a reason that state is part of America.
It's an island no one could infiltrate it .. Not to mention they have multiple army navy Air Force marines and coast guard bases.

[Jeremy-Vincent]

alaska

u wot m8. we'll just drop alcohol to your state and lead you guys to alcoholism to destroy each other

[MPower916]

California.

dat military

[Alpha58]

Texas because they have the most people (second only to california, but CA is broke as fuk)

And Texas is big too

[KILLdante]

Lol California. Are they going to try and send the gays to fuk us in the ass? They don't have much else besides pretend military actors.

We'll send the gays first, then the crips, and then the bloods. And then any other gangs. There are some Mormons around here too so we might send them with the gays.

[Anders0n74]

Texas. With ease.

[Jelactica]

Lol California. Are they going to try and send the gays to fuk us in the ass? They don't have much else besides pretend military actors.

Fkin LOL

[Curlzbrah]

none. Since (not 100% srs) every state posseses nuclear nukes, every state could easily annihilate each other.

[lazi]

California would crumble first. Arnold would move to Texas and command an army. Georgia would sweep North, taking vengeance for Sherman's march. Would feel pretty good man.

[NeoSeminole]

Florida. You've already read about all the crazies that come from here in the news. We would unleash them on the rest of the country