To say to people , and Friends that make fun of you counting macros and going to the gym heaps
Rustles my jimmies
Inb4 knock them out
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Thread: Need some comebacks (srs)
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01-11-2013, 06:08 AM #1Banned
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Need some comebacks (srs)
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01-11-2013, 06:14 AM #2Registered User
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"This is why you look the way you do, and is why I'm constantly progressing unlike you." Will hit them right in the feels.
"We are only living in the memory of our future self." ~ Reggie Watts
"Micros Matter Dont Eat Like A Dumba**" (hydrogenated oils, shortening, mono and di-glycerides don't fit in my macros)
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01-11-2013, 06:16 AM #3Banned
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Then they will say at least I have a girlfriend or somethingOriginally Posted by irdolan
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01-11-2013, 06:22 AM #4Registered User
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Right. Try "Sorry that I have a hobby, man. Should I just give up and start smoking whack instead?"Originally Posted by douglasmich
"We are only living in the memory of our future self." ~ Reggie Watts
"Micros Matter Dont Eat Like A Dumba**" (hydrogenated oils, shortening, mono and di-glycerides don't fit in my macros)
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01-11-2013, 06:42 AM #5
If they're fat...."shut up fat kunt". If they are skinny "shut up skinny kunt".
Edit: there is no reason other people should know you count your macros, unless you talk about it every two minutes. If they offer food, say you're full. Don't say "yo nig don't fit mi mkroz" because in r/l no one cared and they'll think you're weird.
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01-11-2013, 06:44 AM #6Join Date: 1969
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or, you could just say that their words are hurting your feelings
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01-11-2013, 09:02 AM #7Registered User
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Just tell them that your sorry, you didn't know it was a bad thing to be healthy. Short and simple.Originally Posted by douglasmich
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01-11-2013, 09:25 AM #8Being the best me
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Haters gonna hate. Don't share stuff with people who won't appreciate it bro.
Judging by avi, you get more than enough poon.Originally Posted by douglasmich
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01-11-2013, 09:29 AM #9Banned
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''you irate?'' or slag them over facial features (can be quite funny) or over an ex (use at own risk)
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01-11-2013, 09:33 AM #10Registered User
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Just use whatever hurts them most, but don't go overboard. Find their flaws then speak it out. That's the main thing.
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01-11-2013, 09:47 AM #11Red knight
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take your shirt off and start doing zyzz pose.
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01-11-2013, 09:48 AM #12Registered User
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IF you do fight them....pull your sack out first and then whoop some ass. Would be hilarious if you got your ass kicked by the guy with his sack hanging out
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01-11-2013, 11:42 AM #13Registered User
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do you even lift?
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01-11-2013, 12:27 PM #14Registered User
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Better comeback with a sandwich?
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