Dumbest thing your gf has ever said to you? Last night gf told me 40% of 40 was 120..

[franchise16]

Me: "Hey what's 40% of 40?"
Gf: "120?"



Me: "Do you know what 10% of 100 is?"

Gf: "I don't know, like 1?"



Pic:


inb4 nice clothes *******


Your turn... Story + bonus points for a pic of your gf

[cchar042]

why the long face?

[mcbizkit02]

she's right

[yungbreezy]

Why is your gf with a butch lesbian?

[Menark]

nice clothes *******

"whats wrong with having a guy sleep over at my place, even if it is just me and him?"

[Pauly23]

my gf once asked me if humans have more then one heart. srs couldnt believe it.

[Gxp23]

how did she ever make it through school? lol srs?

[LoydChristmas]

no matter how fast you go on the highway the mile markers are still a mile apart.

[wzupa]

why did you even ask it in the first place, what were you thinking

[OceanOfPiss]

Wasn't a gf, but;

me: If i hit red 10x in a row on roulette, is the chances of me hitting black higher on the next role?
her: yes because red hit so many times, black has a higher chance to hit next

Took me a while to explain to her, but bish still didn't get it

[tarheelblue0378]

Asked if beef brisket was from a pig.

Bertstared her and said "yes"

[franchise16]

nice clothes *******

"whats wrong with having a guy sleep over at my place, even if it is just me and him?"

LOL "He's just a friend, not everybody wants to sleep with me and is a slut like you"

my gf once asked me if humans have more then one heart. srs couldnt believe it.

LOL pic required

how did she ever make it through school? lol srs?

Fashion major

[Tornach]

You have a keeper right there OP!

[R.Mutt]

[Amir11]

Hamburgers are made of ham

[DlDNTREADLOL]

OP.....didn't you make a thread how she was some one night stand sloot? (srs) I remember this pic

[2FAST4YU]

You know what you need to do now.


Hint:

[OrangeKun]

Wasn't a gf, but;

me: If i hit red 10x in a row on roulette, is the chances of me hitting black higher on the next role?
her: yes because red hit so many times, black has a higher chance to hit next

Took me a while to explain to her, but bish still didn't get it

That made my morning good sir. Can't believe someone said that.

[vash1789]

I bet all your gf thinks about is shopping for shoes, greys anatomy and gossiping with her bffs.

[Ronnie87]

An ex GF said she thought Unicorns were real animals until her late teens. She also thought the milk you could buy for Kittens or whatever was milked from Cats.

[bemine]

Lol

[franchise16]

OP.....didn't you make a thread how she was some one night stand sloot? (srs) I remember this pic

lol that was a joke brah, I was making fun of how I stayed in on new years, you missed the point!

[16V]

She said "The pyramids are perfect, they were built by aliens and its impossible to replicate another"

:/

[Diddoo]

cringe at her logic bro

and you look like buzz from homealone. lol

[franchise16]

An ex GF said she thought Unicorns were real animals until her late teens. She also thought the milk you could buy for Kittens or whatever was milked from Cats.

LOLLLLLLL

This one once implied to me that milk was actually cow semen and legit asked me if that was the case then what do baby cows drink (dead serious I thought she was kidding)

[cadetduke]

Was watching Serenity the other day and she asked me if I was watching Galaxy Quest. Da fck is this?

[R.Mutt]

She said "The pyramids are perfect, the were built by aliens and its impossible to replicate"

:/

ancient astronaut theorists have proven this bro

[Nutellha]

I luv dumb broads for some reason

[franchise16]

cringe at her logic bro

and you look like buzz from homealone. lol

Skinnier doe

[Bseic]

cringe at her logic bro

and you look like buzz from homealone. lol

Holy sht/


He does.