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    It was my privilege

    >Go on a date with girl
    >Take her to nice restaurant
    >She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks
    >Ask for the check
    >The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table
    >Look of horror comes across the girl's face
    >I reach for the check and place my credit card inside
    >She begins to tremble
    >Tears well up in her eyes
    >I can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing
    >I chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it
    >The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her
    >She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away
    >The waiter returns to take the check away
    >All is lost to her now
    >Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap
    >Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry
    >I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me
    >I ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?"
    >"Y-yes... thank you", she says behind a mask of tears
    >I lean forward, a devious, patriarchal smile spreading across my face
    >And I tell her, "It was my privilege."

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    Some of these were posted in the other feminist thread. found them so hilarious ive looked up more don't know if this has been posted much on the misc but its such a phucking hilarious meme.



    See a woman using her laptop in the airport
    I notice it has stopped working
    My oppressive male heart fills with sadistic malice towards her
    I walk up to her, grinning with savage glee
    Shock and horror fills her face as she sees me looming over her
    Her eyes brim with tears
    She cowers and begs “P-please don’t, sir…”
    My engorging penis begins to rip the seams of my pants as I leer and say “Pardon me, but I couldn’t help noticing you’re having computer troubles. If you don’t mind, I’m sure I could fix them.”
    Her eyes downcast, she mumbles “o-okay”
    I savagely take her computer and begin to fix the rather simple problem as tears stream down her face
    All the men around me begin laughing evilly and hooting like wild apes of Borneo, reveling in her oppression
    I hand it back to her, saying darkly that it should be working now
    Testosterone fueled ecstasy fills me as I watch her spirit crumble
    She weakly takes it from my strong male grip
    All the women in the airport are now forced on their knees from the oppression in the air
    Defeated, broken, she feebly sobs “Thank you” as the last of her independence disappears
    As I go to catch my flight, I smugly reply “It was my privilege”

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    Rape a chick
    "It was my privilege"


    That's pretty much it right?
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    loled hard

    in on this. would actually post a series of unironic potential feminist copypastas on here, but they're all written by people I know IRL, hosted on the internet and thus would be very easily detectived. so i probably shouldn't
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    >go to England on vacation with some friends
    >we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
    >it starts to get dark out
    >got to check my watch
    >I forgot it
    >decide to go ask someone
    >find someone to ask
    >ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SIX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
    >have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat
    >YOU WOT M8?
    >he starts to laugh maniacally
    >Big Ben rings out
    >everyone stops in the ****ing street
    >a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
    >the ****ing queen herself sticks her head out
    >OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
    >driver pokes his head out
    >6 BONGERS!?
    >another man leaps out of the sewer
    >6 FECKING BONGERS!?
    >people start pouring out in the street
    >YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG
    >store clerks and chimey sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
    >we try to get away, the filth is choking me
    >SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX A-BONG
    >the lyrics drown everyone out, can't avoid dancers
    >BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
    >OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG
    >fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
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    Originally Posted by 4lolzandstuff View Post
    >go to England on vacation with some friends
    >we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
    >it starts to get dark out
    >got to check my watch
    >I forgot it
    >decide to go ask someone
    >find someone to ask
    >ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SIX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
    >have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat
    >YOU WOT M8?
    >he starts to laugh maniacally
    >Big Ben rings out
    >everyone stops in the ****ing street
    >a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
    >the ****ing queen herself sticks her head out
    >OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
    >driver pokes his head out
    >6 BONGERS!?
    >another man leaps out of the sewer
    >6 FECKING BONGERS!?
    >people start pouring out in the street
    >YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG
    >store clerks and chimey sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
    >we try to get away, the filth is choking me
    >SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX A-BONG
    >the lyrics drown everyone out, can't avoid dancers
    >BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
    >OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG
    >fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
    You seem to have accidentally gone to South Africa instead, never realising your mistake
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