Mike Jones presents: Overated Girls on the misc

[ozz_man]

You son of a bitch Mr. Jones! You leave Mila Kunis alone!

[CockeyJamel]

7/10 thread

[MikeJones77]

edition 1
girl 6

Kate Upton

pics:





pros:
the teds


cons:
mole face
awkward body
miss piggy face
pancakes


overall:
misc rating 10/10 misc e standard rating 7/10 mike jones rating 5/10

would smash? yes
would marry? no

[MikeJones77]

boners

[TheApathy]

Kate Upton and Emma Stone are fine af you *******s.

Arianna Grande on the other hand looks like she's 10 years old. You guys are all 5'11-6'3 wanting to smash a 4'11 girl.

Mila Kunis had a flat ass and is ugly without makeup, she also has a chubby face. Would smash only if she has makeup and heels.





and LMAO at all the Mike Jones references. Keep flossin' cuh.

[GiantMonkey]

cons:
british
boy face and body
pale
short hair



overall:

would smash? yes
would wife? yes

So you would smash a boy face and body if it had a vagina.

[chiefnz]

keep hustlin mike jones.


no tates
no angus
stupid face

MIKE JONES

[MikeJones77]

So you would smash a boy face and body if it had a vagina.

yes, if it is female

[MikeJones77]

keep hustlin mike jones.


no tates
no angus
stupid face

MIKE JONES

staying safe and hustlin

[niosh]

[MikeJones77]

who?

[MikeJones77]

edition 1
girl 7

kim kardashian

pics:





pros:
big fat ass, possibly fake
major slut
the teds

Cons:
only likes nba and rappers
whale genetics: why she likes black men
slut
attention whore
fake teds and ass
kanye west


overall:

would smash? yes
would marry? no

misc rating 10/10 misc e standard rating 7/10 mike jones rating 6/10

[MikeJones77]

new one today bros

stay safe
but most importantly keep hustlin

[MikeJones77]

taylor swif.....











you mad?






stay hustlin cuz

[SpaceCityBrah]

you dont work, you dont eat
you dont grind, you dont shine

[MikeJones77]

you dont work, you dont eat
you dont grind, you dont shine

ok.

[sadeem28]

[MikeJones77]

[MikeJones77]

lady gaga and kesha both ugly kunts

[LaneKiffin]

acutally is ninja turtle

i just died!!! Lllolll

[coolguygreat]

emma watson is more overrated, she is the beta man's 10/10.

this. Bish looks like a 10 year old boy wearing make up, fuking groce

agreed


she's 6/10 (srs)

[Merauder]

do taylor swif, mike

[FromOuterSpace]

Taylor Swift is a 2/10 would not bang stegosaurus

[kramerftw]

wheres taylor swift?

and i agree with kunis, shes groce.

emma stone is average looking but seems to have a good attitude from wat ive seen in interviews

ariana grande is not ugly, but overated, ya

emma watson , i disagree with u

kristen stewart , i disagree


kate upton, i agree.. just another dumb blonde


kim kardash, i agree, fake ass n boobs, fake everything and annoying (good for nothing)

[MikeJones77]

edition 1
girl 8

Taylor Swift

pics:






pros:
ok face
blue eyes
rich
good voice


cons:
weird nose
eyes do not open all the way
big feet
too skinny, too tall
no tates
no ass
goes for the innocent sweet american girl approach but is a whore who dumps you for song lyrics

overall:

would smash: yes
would wife: no

misc rating: 10/10 misc e standard rating 2.5/10 mike jones rating 5/10

[NickDaQuik]

holy chit mikejones77 is hilarious


inb4 281 330 8004
inb4 who?

[Archangel_Lost]

Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson












































not srs, the rock is perfect in every way

Pros - everything

Cons - nothing


wood husband - yes

wood smash - he would be doing the smashing but only after taking me out to a nice meal like a gentleman

[inforlawlz]

Who?


















Mike Jones 281-33 oh-0004baby

[MikeJones77]

Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson














































not srs, the rock is perfect in every way

Pros - everything

Cons - nothing


wood husband - yes

wood smash - he would be doing the smashing but only after taking me out to a nice meal like a gentleman

nice, u jelly i met him at a book signing?

[MikeJones77]

Who?


















Mike Jones 281-33 oh-0004baby

mike jones