would wife(serious) need some crazy bish like that in my life. just to be obsessed so i know she wont cheat on me
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01-09-2013, 07:15 PM #301
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01-09-2013, 07:15 PM #302
Oh man this thread has brought so many lulz. I had a similar situation in first year uni. Hook up with girl at hostel, she kisses some other doofus so I tell her to piss off. She propositions me for FWB, like an idiot I agree. few weeks later she wants to make it official and I say nah. Bish goes full crazy, goes around telling other girls who have a thing for me to stay away. Somehow she believes it's all my fault.
anyway, in after guy knows said bish
bingo!
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01-09-2013, 07:16 PM #303
I'm gonna address this thoroughly so I stop getting called out for it
#1, I posted thread in cliff format to give Misc the facts of the situation. If you want reasoning, fine. When the girl was in my room, I sat down with her and we talked for about ten minutes before she left with the napkin deal. I told her it was my fault, I was sorry (srs, i was lying but for her benefit she needed it), and it was okay to hate me, and that we can't talk anymore at all. She didn't say anything, just got up and did the cutting thing.
I'm not a ****ing moron nor am I a child and the worst case scenario is that a girl's safety is jeopardized because of me - i'd tell the female anything she needed to hear so she would stay safe. It went in one ear and out the other, guy. Don't be so quick to condescend like you understand everything brah. Appreciate the feedback though.be a lot cooler if you did
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01-09-2013, 07:18 PM #306
Was outstanding. Let me do anything, had a domination fetish (not even a tiny bit surprising).
About the rawdogging - The first time, I stopped midsex and said "im gonna put a rubber on" and she looks me dead in the face and says, verbatim, "Dont. it feels better like this". and i'll admit my full retard self listened.be a lot cooler if you did
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01-09-2013, 07:27 PM #315
Bish be crazy as fuark, stay safe OP, Mirin your ability to play it cool and cut off all contact. Nothing here is your fault I had a somewhat similar situation in high school but without the wrist cutting.
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01-09-2013, 07:36 PM #325
Poor girl really likes you, too bad she seems a bit batsh-t crazy.
EDIT: For future reference it's worth noting it's hella bad to have a chick take the morning after pill too much. They are only supposed to have it so many times in their life time. If it's a random not really your problem but if it's a chick you actually like, stay safe brah.
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01-09-2013, 07:38 PM #327
For all the people saying OP should have stopped her from cutting herself; how was he to know she'd go full retard and cut herself? She rolled up to his place all cut already, then he tries to talk some sense into her and calls her roommate about it. Furthermore she clearly has insinuated she knows it's over("no sex, no flirtyness, nothing")
So please explain exactly what OP was supposed to do? I think the misc usually is OTT with the whole "alpha" thing but in this case OP is in way over his head & will just make things worse.Straya kunt crew
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Bro you gave her a teddy bear and left a shirt with her on purpose you just got unlucky she was a hardcore clinger lol don't do all that and expect no connection Sloot brains are different bud attachment is inevitable. Good luck man don't know what to tell ya
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