How many wipes does it take you to clean your angus after a sht?

[MiscVirgin69]

Took me 14 wipes just now...fml. thats like 4 flushes because my toilet has terrible horse power, and i have to wait a long time for it to recharge


how many wipes for you brahs

[SkinnyBeast24]

5 ish

[OrdoAbchao]

Depends on the shiit. Anywhere between 4 and 15.

Forgot wet wipes at costco yesterday ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[TruckDriver66]

i always have **** stains cuz i cant wipe the **** from my ass hair

[StephenM88]

lol'd at horsepower. I know that feel.
When will it be mine turn for industrial grade toilet.

[MiscVirgin69]

i always have **** stains cuz i cant wipe the **** from my ass hair

same dude. it takes me forever to wipe until i seem clean, and i still get stains fml

thats why i only wear colored fabric boxers so you cant see em

[vanert]

Lots, I trim my ass hair now. It helps so much.

[Zaurac]

two or one baby wipes of peace

[aRanLOL]

I actually dreamt I was taking a **** in my old highschool and I kept wiping and wiping but it would never end. I ended up clogging the toilet and flooded the bathroom and my shorts were covered in piss & ****. I woke up confused

[TreyTrey]

2-10

[ThatOneBigKid]

lol'd at horsepower. I know that feel.
When will it be mine turn for industrial grade toilet.

This!!! Too much feel.

Almost spit up protein shake at toilet horsepower. Repped

For me it all depends on the dump. If its one of those sneaky basturds that slides out without leaving any evidence than only 1 wipe was needed that day. If it mushrooms out at the hole than I know I am going to be there a while. BRB using 1/2 a roll of TP because the hole just wont come clean.

[MiscVirgin69]

Lots, I trim my ass hair now. It helps so much.

how do you do this? i tried with my electric razor but i could only get it so short, so every step i took i could feel angus hairs prickling me like a porcupine

[vash1789]

I get my ass waxed. Best decision ever.

But I usually wipe till there is a bit of blood or nothing on the paper.

[Veldy]

For a while now I've been having one wipers.
****yeah.jpg

[EssexBrah]

4-5, the maybe an extra dry wipe just to get any residue off

[BrainChild]

depends on the shiit

[MiscVirgin69]

that feel when you take your first wipe and you get basically a smeared turd


oh boy, im gonna be here forever.jpg

[vanert]

how do you do this? i tried with my electric razor but i could only get it so short, so every step i took i could feel angus hairs prickling me like a porcupine

I just take normal scissors. And don't cut down TOO far, you don't want to shave. BAD idea. Be careful my friend.

[Ken-O]

it always blows my mind when people claim to clean their *******s with 1-2 wipes, using just a couple of squares lol. I bet their asses are dirty all the time.


my personal record has to be 100 or so wipes. About half an hour of wiping, was raging hard that time. Every wipe would come out even dirtier than the last one, and just when id think im getting close to full clean, id stick one deep enough to make sure and it would come even dirtier than the first one and id have to basically start again

[vanert]

OP, how many wipes does it take to get to the center of your angus?

[Agego]

I haven't had a poo that's required more than 1 or 2 wipes for like 6 months

ghost poo crew checkin in

[MiscVirgin69]

it always blows my mind when people claim to clean their *******s with 1-2 wipes, using just a couple of squares lol. I bet their asses are dirty all the time.

squares? i take a whole little bundle of toilet paper. never understood how you can do a proper wipe with a few squares without getting sht smeared all over your hand

I just take normal scissors. And don't cut down TOO far, you don't want to shave. BAD idea. Be careful my friend.

scissors? wtf. no thanks jeff. brb penetrating angus with scissors.

[Vikingblood666]

Baby Wipes at work crew checking in--------


Brb feel fresh
Brb no afternoon ass itches
Brb no stink
Brb clean as fuk cuz

[Rosco75]

OMG I know this feel. I wanted to make a thread forever but was to scared lol. Thought i was abnormal. Wtf i hate using so much paper when i go. My girl bitches all the time.

[Agego]

Baby Wipes at work crew checking in--------


Brb feel fresh
Brb no afternoon ass itches
Brb no stink
Brb clean as fuk cuz

This, baby wipes are the business.

[ben_DL]

depends i have had ****s were it took only one

[Kaikara]

Usually just one or two. I have those clean ones that are freaking awesome. I shave the hair so nothing gets stuck. And my diet is perfect so my bm's are always hard and smooth. Every once in awhile I'll eat like crap on the weekend. That Monday morning poo is crazy and I'm wiping about 15 times.

[PowerTricks]

You *******s don't have a strategy. Here's mine.

-Wipe the bulk of dingle berries with toilet paper
-If at home, take a big clump of TP and soak it with water (from the sink) and wipe my ass. Cleans off all the $hit and the water runs and drips between my crack for extra clensing
-Or if at a public restroom, spit on the TP and use that for a damp wipe
-Wipe another few times to finish off

[ziaziazia]

0 srs,i just jump in the shower and let my **** run down my legs into the drain

[lincolnmkv]

my personal record has to be 100 or so wipes. About half an hour of wiping, was raging hard that time. Every wipe would come out even dirtier than the last one, and just when id think im getting close to full clean, id stick one deep enough to make sure and it would come even dirtier than the first one and id have to basically start again

Location: Mexico. Why am I not surprised....



In other news, what is the secret to having clean shiits? I love the ones where you wipe and there is nothing on the paper. How do I get those more often? Average is between 3-10 wipes.