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    Thumbs up Dirty Adult Jokes (GTFIH)(ITT)(rep for funny ones)

    Alright in this thread I want to see people post funny/dirty jokes. I will rep if they're funny. It can either be found on Internet or made up.

    So here I'll go first

    A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' Yes, you see them and they make you cry. This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how Many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through Three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration'!
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    Why are most women democrats?

    They love to spend money we don't have. Lol i fail at jokes.
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    girls ask dad for car...dad say you borrow if suk ma dik...girl is dasperate for car so suks dad dick.....girl go euurrgghhh u dik taste like shat....dad say 'yeh your brother wanted to borrow the car this morning'.....liek did if cry errry time
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    A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.
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    Why are most women democrats?

    They love to spend money we don't have. Lol i fail at jokes.
    Lol i liked this one.
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    There were 3 men in a church a priest, a white guy, and a black guy. One day the church caught on fire. While the men were escaping some children were in the church with them. The white guy said lets get out of here. The black guy said yea lets go. So the white said wat about the kids? The black guy said **** the kids, then the priest says do we have enough time?
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    What a twist LOL
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    I got one:

    A father and son were out fishing at a pond. The father asks his young son if he had ever told him about the birds and the bees. The son says, "No, dad, don't!" The father, confused, asks him why he's afraid to hear about it. The son says, "well, when I was 5, you and mom gave me the 'there's no Santa' speech. When I was 7, I found out there was no Easter bunny. At 8, you told me there was no tooth fairy. Now, if you're going to tell me grown ups don't fuk, I'll have nothing left to live for!"
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    Ok got it - This is not my own material, just a repost.


    Why I fired my secretary:

    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
    "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
    I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.
    My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,
    "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"
    It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."
    I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
    We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
    She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
    We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
    On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?"
    I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
    She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
    After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
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    "Okay," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.
    Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy birthday".
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    apparently you are not supposed to tell that joke to 8 year old girl... thought it was appropriate for an adult themed thread
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    What do tampons and white women have in common?

    They're both stuck up kunts

    (hits a lot harder in US where we don't use kunt every other word)
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    Mom: Didn’t I tell you if any guy touches your boobs say "don’t" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?

    Daughter: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
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    kid spends day with grandpa
    they go fishing
    grandpa has a cigarette
    kids asks "can i have a cigarette?"
    grandpa says "is your dick big enough to touch your ass hole?"
    kid says no, grandpa says no
    time passes and grandpa has a beer
    kid asks for a sip
    grandpa asks "is your dick big enough to touch your ass hole?"
    kid says no, grandpa says no
    hours pass and the kid takes out his lunch and starts eating his oreo cookies
    grandpa asks "can i have an oreo cookie?"
    kid asks "is your dick big enough to touch your *******?"
    grandpa says "why yes, yes it is"
    the kid says "then go fukk yourself"
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    I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.

    She turned out to be an undercover detective.

    How cool is that at her age?!
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    Why dont jews like oral sex?

    Too close to the gas chamber

    How do you tell a baby is gonna be black?

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    My wife and her friend were having a conversation about how useless men are when my wife said, "They can't do two things at once."

    At this, I interrupted and said, "Actually I can!"

    "Give me an example," she replied.

    "Well, while I was ****ing you last night, I was thinking about your friend."



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    If a woman talks in the woods and there is no-one around to hear it,


    She is still wrong.
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    An old man was in hospital. Lying in bed, he leaned over to the pretty young nurse attending to him and whispered in her ear
    "Give us a kiss, luv!"

    "No!", replied the nurse

    "Oh go on!", said the man

    "No!", replied the nurse again

    "Please!", begged the old man, "Just a quick peck on the cheek?"

    "For the last time, no!", said the nurse, "I shouldn't even be wanking you off!"
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    Not dirty - sorry Ameribrahs, love this...



    This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

    Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

    Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

    Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

    Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

    Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

    Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

    Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED By THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

    Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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