If I hadn't been circumcised, I don't think I would have ever forgave my parents(SRS)

[EllDivo]

But toenails and hair grow back, foreskin doesnt... jakes on you slave of the Jewish Overlords.


brb only people with no hair have proper hygiene..

Ever heard about washing and using soap???

lol this.

also good luck with your lack of sensitivity goals.

[pbateman123]

Cut and wouldn't have it any other way. No way would I want to look down at my dink every day and see have to pull something back to see what lies beneath. That's like having a dickie-doo without being fat.

Outted as a tiny dink-haver.

[NonSmoker]

Two girls I talked to this weekend said they thought uncircumcised was disgusting. I honestly wasn't expecting that type of response. Sorry *******s, but to each is own.

The zionists have American women brainwashed.

[DeanoBobino1986]

Sense this makes: None

Man come to think of it I see what you're saying. I'm going to remove the hood of my car when I get home no reason that I should have to pop my car hood to see what lies beneath.

LOL @ comparing the human body to a car. What a dumbass.

[Snipes91]

Had a hard time reading the title, OP I think you meant "if I had been circumcised..."

[turboface]

brah who was a former ant eater brah that got phimosis checking in

worst, most embarrassing thing of my life was getting circumcised as 14 years old.

however

could NOT be happier that I collected my balls and had it done

if I have a boy, he will be getting chopped 100% (not for any religious reason).

[ThatRussianDude]

Lol. Would never want an uncircumcised penor. Brb looks disgusting as fuark. Have to scrub with the force of a thousand greek gods. More chance for disease. And the fact that I have friends who have been turned down because of how nasty their flabby unaesthetic dicks look. And more sensitivity? Lol sex feels great. Every uncircumcised brah is probly a premature ejaculator. Feels better when fapping??? Only betamales fap nowadays.

explain what diseases? bc the jews tell you that cut penises reduce risk of STD's and UTI's, but sadly USA has much higher rates of these 2 than Europe. And majority of Europeans are uncut, where as almost every American is. And if a girl turns down someone with natural penis why would u wanna be with her anyway? lmao. silly beta ******* lettin stupid girls control your life. Girls turn down guys with muscle too, i guess u need to stop lifting and become fat

[HGM1989]

Uncut brah checking in. Feelsgoodman.jpg. Thank the heavens I was born premature and couldn't get it done.

[waymoreflythanu]

When it's hard there's no way of telling the difference. No girl I've been with has ever noticed. Even if she could tell it's like so what bish? youre a slut for being able to tell the difference. Why would I care what you think?

If you wash your **** every day, which every ***got should, there's no problem.

The difference in sensitivity is the top of your hand vs the palm of your hand.

[JoshSP1985]

LOL @ comparing the human body to a car. What a dumbass.

Remove your eye lids brah no reason you should have to open your eyes for people to see what lies beneath.

BRB I'm DeanoBobino I advocate forced unnecessary cosmetic surgery on babies so they don't have to retract their foreskin to see their penis head. Good argument brah.

[angryguywalking]

Cut and wouldn't have it any other way. No way would I want to look down at my dink every day and see have to pull something back to see what lies beneath. That's like having a dickie-doo without being fat.

Sense this makes: None

Man come to think of it I see what you're saying. I'm going to remove the hood of my car when I get home no reason that I should have to pop my car hood to see what lies beneath.

This analogy doesn't make sense
Your hood doesn't pop out naturally when you're driving, it covers up the motor 24/7
Your dick pops out of the foreskin while fapping/sexing, so it was obviously meant to look like that. Why not have it like that all the time?

Brb let me shoot a gun with the gun condom still on, LOLOL

[pbateman123]

The zionists have American women brainwashed.

Good thing no one in their right mind what's to **** American bitches anyway.

[JeffyDOS]

circumcised bro checkin in

[District]

This analogy doesn't make sense
Your hood doesn't pop out naturally when you're driving, it covers up the motor 24/7
Your dick pops out of the foreskin while fapping/sexing, so it was obviously meant to look like that. Why not have it like that all the time?

Brb let me shoot a gun with the gun condom still on, LOLOL

how are you so deep into green OP? You are complete retard.....its embarrassing.

[JoshSP1985]

This analogy doesn't make sense
Your hood doesn't pop out naturally when you're driving, it covers up the motor 24/7
Your dick pops out of the foreskin while fapping/sexing, so it was obviously meant to look like that. Why not have it like that all the time?

Brb let me shoot a gun with the gun condom still on, LOLOL

Your foreskin retracts when you're erect preparing for penis for sex and ejaculation. The hood of your car is opened preparing your vehicle for maintenance/cleaning.

Of course it's not the same thing I was making a stupid analogy making fun of his stupid reason.

[Dutchspliff]

explain what diseases? bc the jews tell you that cut penises reduce risk of STD's and UTI's, but sadly USA has much higher rates of these 2 than Europe. And majority of Europeans are uncut, where as almost every American is. And if a girl turns down someone with natural penis why would u wanna be with her anyway? lmao. silly beta ******* lettin stupid girls control your life. Girls turn down guys with muscle too, i guess u need to stop lifting and become fat

Will rep on recharge... Jewnited States of Muricaaaaa

Cut men are beta as fuark... the arguments about girls they use makes them even more beta LOL LOL LOL

[nodnarb481]

my guess is you wouldnt have even cared unless you read the misc. which is probably the only place it matters.

ding ding. one of those hot-button misc issues.

[JoshSP1985]

Will rep on recharge... Jewnited States of Muricaaaaa

Cut men are beta as fuark... the arguments about girls they use makes them even more beta LOL LOL LOL

Valid point brah.

The same guys that will be like I don't like for girls will be like I'm glad I got my penis cut up ... for girls.

On that same topic if it wasn't for jews and religious stupidity there wouldn't be circumcision in this country to begin with and girls wouldn't care.

[LeanMeanBuildin]

I can't retract my foreskin that far or else it starts hurting. Any tips?

[Armagedon30]

circumsized at birth brah checking in

[Dutchspliff]

Valid point brah.

The same guys that will be like I don't like for girls will be like I'm glad I got my penis cut up ... for girls.

On that same topic if it wasn't for jews and religious stupidity there wouldn't be circumcision in this country to begin with and girls wouldn't care.

will rep on recharge

[Vagitarian]

retard of peace

[angryguywalking]

Will rep on recharge... Jewnited States of Muricaaaaa

Cut men are beta as fuark... the arguments about girls they use makes them even more beta LOL LOL LOL

Valid point brah.

The same guys that will be like I don't like for girls will be like I'm glad I got my penis cut up ... for girls.

On that same topic if it wasn't for jews and religious stupidity there wouldn't be circumcision in this country to begin with and girls wouldn't care.

By that logic, lifting=completely and utterly beta

I can't retract my foreskin that far or else it starts hurting. Any tips?

Yeah brah, get a circumcision

Don't know that feel of having to consciously think about/worry about my dink

[papi89]

No thanks Jeff, for one you're only 3 years old, and two you probably don't feel **** when you're getting a blow job.

Never had problem washing my dick, and it looks the same hard. Nothing like playing with your foreskin when your hands are cold

[District]

Will rep on recharge... Jewnited States of Muricaaaaa

Cut men are beta as fuark... the arguments about girls they use makes them even more beta LOL LOL LOL

Valid point brah.

The same guys that will be like I don't like for girls will be like I'm glad I got my penis cut up ... for girls.

On that same topic if it wasn't for jews and religious stupidity there wouldn't be circumcision in this country to begin with and girls wouldn't care.

Would buy both of you a beer brahs. Love you <3 no homo

[JoshSP1985]

I can't retract my foreskin that far or else it starts hurting. Any tips?

Do it a little every day multiple times a day, before bed, when in the shower, when you wake up etc. Don't force it hard just work it you'll get there. There is a chance of Phimosis though if you can't get it worked out over a couple weeks I would see a doctor. Also note that Phimosis doesn't necessarily require circumcision sometimes a small cut of the frenulum is all that's needed with a very small recover time and you maintain the foreskin benefits.

[Dutchspliff]

By that logic, lifting=completely and utterly beta

Brb only lifting for girls = beta

[Dutchspliff]

Would buy both of you a beer brahs. Love you <3 no homo

Will also rep on recharge! Cheers!

[JoshSP1985]

By that logic, lifting=completely and utterly beta

Solely for girls? Yes

I lift for a general level of strength like being able to OHP cabinets to hang on a wall and other general life tasks as well as a general level of fitness to be able to at least have a chance defending my family from harm.

[VinMichael]

Sense this makes: None

Man come to think of it I see what you're saying. I'm going to remove the hood of my car when I get home no reason that I should have to pop my car hood to see what lies beneath.

What if you have a badass engine you want to show off? Well, I like to show off my juicy dink head. Bishes mire