Ask a guy who just had e-sex with a girl from italy anything

[ninnyhammer]

feels weird man but she was so ****ing hot

**edit** neg me at the door, no pics.

[WinterWoIf]

u wot m8

[speX94]

came in expecting pics. Left disappointed.

will neg in 20 mins if pics not provided.

[Mr.Lmnop]

You had wot?

[DatBlackie]

pics now before I start zuking some dik.














































u wot m8

[weightlifters]

Negs

[Str8FromNYC]

is it just me or are there no pics

[ninnyhammer]

You had wot?

Yeah man i really dont know..

came in expecting pics. Left disappointed.


will neg in 20 mins if pics not provided.

Go ahead and neg, all i have is the chat log from omegle

[ThomasCreel]

Yeah man i really dont know..



Go ahead and neg, all i have is the chat log from omegle

it was a dude























































srs first rule of internets

[comps]

BRB no pics must be a graphics card failure.
Will be back in 1 hour after purchasing a $300 new card.

[Eddysx]

Confirm, im guy from italy

[ninnyhammer]

BRB no pics must be a graphics card failure.
Will be back in 1 hour after purchasing a $300 new card.

read my edit at least.

[Gabe95]

so, wait..it was all text? No video?

OP...I have bad news for u

[ninnyhammer]

so, wait..it was all text? No video?

OP...I have bad news for u

no, it was video but she had no mic.

[bfmv69]

Go ahead and neg, all i have is the chat log from omegle

Post the chat log then.

[Enficy]

OP.. I think you are mistaken

[BradCathie]

Day 1: Restarted computer, can't see pictures.

Day 2: Disconnected and reconnected modem, no pictures.

Day 3: Installed image downloader 2.5, didn't seem to work.

Day 5: Installed new motherboard and harddrive just in case it was a virus or some malware but can't see pictures yet.

Day 7: Called my ISP and they said they'd send someone out to have a look at my computer.

Day 10: Internet guy comes out and has a look at my computer. Installs Image Finder 5000 but still no pictures. Can't figure it out, leaves, and still charges me $200.

Day 14: Starting to develop insomnia now, haven't slept yet and still trying to find the pictures.

Day 21: I got fired from my job today, my boss said I nearly killed someone because of my lack of sleep and said I need to get a grip on reality. I'm yet to find any program that will show the pictures.

Day 30: My girlfriend left me and my food supply is running short; only 1 jar of peanut butter left. Afraid to leave the computer in case the pictures appear.

Day 42: I spend my savings on finding out where the OP lives and buying a ticket to the closest airport. I finally reach his house and collapse at his front door as my hand hits the doorbell. OP answers the door and asks who the phuck I am. I tell him everything that's happened and ask to see the pictures of the Italian heavenly blessed beauty because I can't wait any longer. He tells me there were never any pictures to begin with.

I have no job, no girlfriend, I spent my life savings on tracking you down and am currently suffering from insomnia.


**** you, OP... **** you..

[loganloganlo]

OP.. I think you are mistaken

****ing Repped lol

[Jericoe]

Fukin el o el that was a dude brah, no mic my ass.

Look up ewhoring.

[loganloganlo]

▲▼▲5'8" Master Race Crew▲▼▲

Your kind isn't welcomed here! lol

[yochilllllllll]

if you squint hard enough you can see the pics

[Enficy]

Day 1: Restarted computer, can't see pictures.

Day 2: Disconnected and reconnected modem, no pictures.

Day 3: Installed image downloader 2.5, didn't seem to work.

Day 5: Installed new motherboard and harddrive just in case it was a virus or some malware but can't see pictures yet.

Day 7: Called my ISP and they said they'd send someone out to have a look at my computer.

Day 10: Internet guy comes out and has a look at my computer. Installs Image Finder 5000 but still no pictures. Can't figure it out, leaves, and still charges me $200.

Day 14: Starting to develop insomnia now, haven't slept yet and still trying to find the pictures.

Day 21: I got fired from my job today, my boss said I nearly killed someone because of my lack of sleep and said I need to get a grip on reality. I'm yet to find any program that will show the pictures.

Day 30: My girlfriend left me and my food supply is running short; only 1 jar of peanut butter left. Afraid to leave the computer in case the pictures appear.

Day 42: I spend my savings on finding out where the OP lives and buying a ticket to the closest airport. I finally reach his house and collapse at his front door as my hand hits the doorbell. OP answers the door and asks who the phuck I am. I tell him everything that's happened and ask to see the pictures of the Italian heavenly blessed beauty because I can't wait any longer. He tells me there were never any pictures to begin with.

I have no job, no girlfriend, I spent my life savings on tracking you down and am currently suffering from insomnia.


**** you, OP... **** you..

Lol.. repped you cheeky..

[Gabe95]

Your kind isn't welcomed here! lol

You do know the crew was created for 5'7 and 5'8??

[ninnyhammer]

Post the chat log then.

feels weird man. definitely not my finest hour.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heeeey

You: sup

Stranger: you are cuteee

Stranger: wanna see?

You: go ahead

Stranger: make me wanna show you

Stranger: no penis

Stranger: take off your shirt

You: but im bulked up

You: fat

Stranger: no problemmm

Stranger: i like you

Stranger: gosh you are sexy

Stranger: niceee

Stranger: then you wanna see my boobs?

You: for sure

Stranger: wait

You: hell yeah.

Stranger: i'll keel on

Stranger: keep

Stranger: wait a sec

Stranger: sex talk

Stranger: ?

You: sure

You: mic?

Stranger: nop

Stranger: dont have

You: unfortunate

You: mmm

You: squeeze em.

You: show me your ass?

Stranger: okay

You: awesome ;_

Stranger: you like it'

Stranger: show penis

You: you know it

Stranger: nice nuddy

Stranger: buddy

You: why thank you

You: show more

Stranger: what do you wanna see?

You: play with your boobs some more?

You: nice

Stranger: wanna touch them?

You: play with your pussy?

Stranger: okayyy

Stranger: wait

You: gotcha

Stranger: what?

You: nothin, go on

Stranger: sex talk?

Stranger: sex story

You: sex story?

You: mmm

You: well

You: once i met this girl on omegle who was surely sexy

You: who i'm on chat right now

Stranger: <3<3<3<3

You: but i sure do love your body

You: go on

Stranger: who turned out to live next door (im inventing)

Stranger: you were just sitting there

You: waiting for you to come over

Stranger: when you here a knock on the door

Stranger: shyly o

Stranger: you open the door

Stranger: and find a naked chick

You: mmm

Stranger: who takes you to your room

Stranger: and.. you continue

You: and to the bed

You: as i slowly undress you

You: kissing your neck gently

You: and licking your boobs

Stranger: ohhohhh

Stranger: i love it

You: awh

Stranger: i want

Stranger: wait

You: give me one second

You: ill be right back

Stranger: okay

Stranger: babe

You: why hello

Stranger: where were you

Stranger: hahaha

You: had to grap something off the grill

You: ready?

Stranger: yepp

You: awesome

You: move the camera a bit

You: a little back

Stranger: done

You: nice

Stranger: nice penis

Stranger: is it hard?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: it is

Stranger: niceeee

You: play with your pussy!

Stranger: im getting all wet

You: MMMM

Stranger: from where are you?

You: delaware, you?

Stranger: italy

You: ooooh

Stranger: nice

Stranger: i want to kiss you

You: i would love that

You: keep going!

Stranger: <3

Stranger: w

Stranger: with what?

You: pussy

Stranger: okay

You: move the camera back and down a bit

You: perfect

You: awh, whered you go?

Stranger: not playing anymore

Stranger: for now

You: awh

Stranger: are you alone

You: mhm

You: i want to see more of you

Stranger: more of what?

Stranger: boobs?

You: ass maybe?

Stranger: okay

You: niceeee

Stranger: done

Stranger: no more pussy or butt

You: awh, how come?

Stranger: cause im afraid someone could enter my room

You: oh ;(

You: well

You: in that case

Stranger: yea

You: more boobs?

You:

Stranger: i wish i was alone

Stranger: yepp

Stranger: wait

You: hot

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: okay

Stranger: say bye to them

You: awh!

You: how come?

Stranger: they want to stay

You: and it was getting so good too

Stranger: wanna do me a strip tease?

You: possibly

Stranger: okay do it

You: actually

Stranger: mmmm

You: im not going to be good at this lol

Stranger: no problem babe

Stranger: i'll like you anyway

Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stranger: <3

Stranger: <3

Stranger: <3

Stranger: <3

Stranger: take everything off

Stranger: wowww

Stranger: you are a sex god

Stranger: turn around

Stranger: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Stranger: omg hunnn

Stranger: <3<3<3<3

Stranger: i wanna do you so bad

Stranger: i wanna lick you

Stranger: okay

Stranger: now lets talk

Stranger: you are so ****ing sexy

You: so are you

Stranger: thank you love

You: i really want to see more of you

Stranger: like whattt?

You: you choose

Stranger: mmm

You: yessss

You: soo hot

Stranger: you like ittt

You: i dont like it, i love it

Stranger: ill show you more

You: awesome

Stranger: noppp

You: do a sexy dance

Stranger: loved it?

You: loved it

You: do more?

You: you move so sexy

Stranger: back to tits

You: mmmm

You: any chance of a striptease?

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: yea

Stranger: but first i wanna know more about you

Stranger: hobbies?

You: i go to the gym and hang out with my friends a lot. i also play basketball tons

You: you?

Stranger: niceeee

Stranger: i love sports, hanging out with friends

Stranger: <3

You: common interests!

Stranger: yepppp

You: favorite sport?

Stranger: field hockey

Stranger: wbu?

You: awesome!

You: basketball for sure

Stranger: hahaha i imagined

You: i know a load of people who play field hockey

Stranger: any gfs?

Stranger: hahaha cool

Stranger:

You: not at the time, single life is best life

Stranger: hahahahaa

Stranger: and right now?

You: what do you mean?

Stranger: have you got a gf now?

You: haha nope

Stranger: great!

You: striptease ?

Stranger: okay

Stranger: but wait

You: yess

You: sooo hot

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: <3<3<3

You: any more ?

Stranger: nop

Stranger: random questiomn

Stranger: question

Stranger: you a virgin?

You: nope

Stranger: be honest

You: being completely honest

Stranger: well congrats then

Stranger: was it with a hooker?

You: haha well thank you

You: lol no

Stranger: gf?

You: lost my virginity 2 years ago to an ex

Stranger: niceee

Stranger: you were 16 then

You: mhm

Stranger: nice

You: a while back

You: i really would love to see more of you though

Stranger: thanks but not for now

You: awh

Stranger: 20 questions game?

You: go for it

Stranger: you start

You: i dont even know how to play

You: tell me

Stranger: you ask 20 questions (one per turn) and I have to be completely honest..

Stranger: I start then

You: go for it

Stranger: 1. name your ex girlfriends

You: ouch, alright.

You: all?

Stranger: were they many?

You: a bit

Stranger: 5 of them then

You: k

Stranger: just name

You: savannah, katelyn, jackie, ashlynn

Stranger: niceee

You: the last 5

Stranger: your turn

Stranger: ask me anything

You: are you a virgin?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: #guilty

You: haha

You: no shame

You: why?

Stranger: haha thats another question, save it for later

You: fair enough

Stranger: 2. first kiss

Stranger: ?

You: hmmm

You: gotta remember this

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: sorry for the hard question

You: all good lol

Stranger: hahaha

You: i remember her face

Stranger: hard to remember?

You: but not her name

You: lol

Stranger: age?

You: 12

Stranger: okay

Stranger: your turn

You: why are you still a virgin?

You: as a followup question haha

Stranger: havent found the right guy yet

Stranger: my turn

You: respectable

Stranger: 3. weirdest place you've kissed a girl?

You: best friends bedroom, a bathroom, on a bus

Stranger: hahaahha niceee

Stranger: your turn

You: have to think of one

Stranger: okay, no rush

You: you know, im still sitting here without pants on

You: we should get back to before

Stranger: later

Stranger: 10 questions then=

Stranger: instead of 20?

You: sure

Stranger: 4. what do you think about my body?

You: loved it. its apparent you take care

You: a fineeeee booty lol

Stranger: thankssss, i try

Stranger: your turn

You: whats a sex position you'd love to try?

Stranger: koala sex

You: im not even sure of what that is

You: explain l

Stranger: i jump into your arms and wrap my legs around your waist and then while we kiss you get your dick inside me <3

You: oooh, sounds good.

You: that would be fun

Stranger: yesss

Stranger: my turn

Stranger: i cant think of anything

You: it happens

Stranger: i know!

Stranger: 5. whats the craziest thing that has ever happened to you here in omegle?

You: this

You: for sure

You: lol

Stranger: realy?

You: mhm

Stranger: really*

You: i dont get on often

Stranger: me neither

Stranger: actually I've never done a strip teaser

Stranger: tease

You: well, i loved it.

You: it was a quality first run

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: hahahaha

You: do you have any lingerie?

Stranger: like a thong?

Stranger: yea but not here

You: awh

Stranger: 6. have you ever fingered any girl?

You: of course. its essential to foreplay

Stranger: hahaha okay

You: your turn

Stranger: mm

Stranger: 7. how many times have you had sex?

Stranger: have I asked that=

Stranger: ?

You: iunno

You: you mean

You: partners? or like

You: with girlfriends too

Stranger: with anyone, I mean count how many times have you had sex in total

You: i dunno, hundreds? I went out with the girl i lost my virginity to for a long time

You: til about 5 months ago

You: so we had some time lol

Stranger: hahahahahha niceee

Stranger: your turn

You: you ever give a blowjob?

Stranger: just once

You: nice lol

You: your turn

Stranger: haha

Stranger: 8. mmmm

Stranger: i dont knowww

Stranger: 8. how often do you fap?

You: depends

You: some weeks none

You: others often

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: okay

You: would you ever try anal ?

Stranger: maybe

You: ooh haha

Stranger: 9. weirdest sex position you've tried?

You: i've been pretty standard

You: doggy, cowgirl

You: etc

You: none of them really weird

Stranger: hahaha fair enough

Stranger: your turn

You: weirdest place you've done anything sexual?

Stranger: mc donalds

You: wasn't expecting that one lol

Stranger: haahahaha

Stranger: weird place

Stranger: i know

You: happens

Stranger: ypp

Stranger: and the last one

Stranger: 10. imagine i was there with you, what would you do to me

Stranger: describe the scene

You: laying under my blanket i slowly carress your thighs as i kiss you, slowly stripping you and moving down

You: until i get to your pussy

You: i'd slowly finger you until your ready

You: and then the magic happens

Stranger: nicee, i would love that <3<3<3<3

You: so would i

You: alright

You: 10. can we get back to sexy time?

Stranger: okaaaaay

You: finally!

You: i still have no pants on!

Stranger: hahaha

You: are you alone now?

Stranger: nopp

You: awh

You: i wish i could taste them myself

Stranger: they are delicious

You: i bet

You: mmmmm

Stranger: i know you love them

You: could i get another dance?

You: i do love them

Stranger: what do you want me to do with them?

You: lick them some more


Stranger: what else?

You: bounce up and down

Stranger: now?

You: perfect

You: could you dance a little?

Stranger: with tits or more?

You: more

Stranger: okaay

You: love it

Stranger: strip tease from you

You: turn around?

You: bounce it

[VioletWeasel]

feels weird man. definitely not my finest hour.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heeeey

You: sup

Stranger: you are cuteee

Stranger: wanna see?

You: go ahead

Stranger: make me wanna show you

Stranger: no penis

Stranger: take off your shirt

You: but im bulked up

You: fat

Stranger: no problemmm

Stranger: i like you

Stranger: gosh you are sexy

Stranger: niceee

Stranger: then you wanna see my boobs?

You: for sure

Stranger: wait

You: hell yeah.

Stranger: i'll keel on

Stranger: keep

Stranger: wait a sec

Stranger: sex talk

Stranger: ?

You: sure

You: mic?

Stranger: nop

Stranger: dont have

You: unfortunate

You: mmm

You: squeeze em.

You: show me your ass?

Stranger: okay

You: awesome ;_

Stranger: you like it'

Stranger: show penis

You: you know it

Stranger: nice nuddy

Stranger: buddy

You: why thank you

You: show more

Stranger: what do you wanna see?

You: play with your boobs some more?

You: nice

Stranger: wanna touch them?

You: play with your pussy?

Stranger: okayyy

Stranger: wait

You: gotcha

Stranger: what?

You: nothin, go on

Stranger: sex talk?

Stranger: sex story

You: sex story?

You: mmm

You: well

You: once i met this girl on omegle who was surely sexy

You: who i'm on chat right now

Stranger: <3<3<3<3

You: but i sure do love your body

You: go on

Stranger: who turned out to live next door (im inventing)

Stranger: you were just sitting there

You: waiting for you to come over

Stranger: when you here a knock on the door

Stranger: shyly o

Stranger: you open the door

Stranger: and find a naked chick

You: mmm

Stranger: who takes you to your room

Stranger: and.. you continue

You: and to the bed

You: as i slowly undress you

You: kissing your neck gently

You: and licking your boobs

Stranger: ohhohhh

Stranger: i love it

You: awh

Stranger: i want

Stranger: wait

You: give me one second

You: ill be right back

Stranger: okay

Stranger: babe

You: why hello

Stranger: where were you

Stranger: hahaha

You: had to grap something off the grill

You: ready?

Stranger: yepp

You: awesome

You: move the camera a bit

You: a little back

Stranger: done

You: nice

Stranger: nice penis

Stranger: is it hard?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: it is

Stranger: niceeee

You: play with your pussy!

Stranger: im getting all wet

You: MMMM

Stranger: from where are you?

You: delaware, you?

Stranger: italy

You: ooooh

Stranger: nice

Stranger: i want to kiss you

You: i would love that

You: keep going!

Stranger: <3

Stranger: w

Stranger: with what?

You: pussy

Stranger: okay

You: move the camera back and down a bit

You: perfect

You: awh, whered you go?

Stranger: not playing anymore

Stranger: for now

You: awh

Stranger: are you alone

You: mhm

You: i want to see more of you

Stranger: more of what?

Stranger: boobs?

You: ass maybe?

Stranger: okay

You: niceeee

Stranger: done

Stranger: no more pussy or butt

You: awh, how come?

Stranger: cause im afraid someone could enter my room

You: oh ;(

You: well

You: in that case

Stranger: yea

You: more boobs?

You:

Stranger: i wish i was alone

Stranger: yepp

Stranger: wait

You: hot

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: okay

Stranger: say bye to them

You: awh!

You: how come?

Stranger: they want to stay

You: and it was getting so good too

Stranger: wanna do me a strip tease?

You: possibly

Stranger: okay do it

You: actually

Stranger: mmmm

You: im not going to be good at this lol

Stranger: no problem babe

Stranger: i'll like you anyway

Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stranger: <3

Stranger: <3

Stranger: <3

Stranger: <3

Stranger: take everything off

Stranger: wowww

Stranger: you are a sex god

Stranger: turn around

Stranger: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Stranger: omg hunnn

Stranger: <3<3<3<3

Stranger: i wanna do you so bad

Stranger: i wanna lick you

Stranger: okay

Stranger: now lets talk

Stranger: you are so ****ing sexy

You: so are you

Stranger: thank you love

You: i really want to see more of you

Stranger: like whattt?

You: you choose

Stranger: mmm

You: yessss

You: soo hot

Stranger: you like ittt

You: i dont like it, i love it

Stranger: ill show you more

You: awesome

Stranger: noppp

You: do a sexy dance

Stranger: loved it?

You: loved it

You: do more?

You: you move so sexy

Stranger: back to tits

You: mmmm

You: any chance of a striptease?

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: yea

Stranger: but first i wanna know more about you

Stranger: hobbies?

You: i go to the gym and hang out with my friends a lot. i also play basketball tons

You: you?

Stranger: niceeee

Stranger: i love sports, hanging out with friends

Stranger: <3

You: common interests!

Stranger: yepppp

You: favorite sport?

Stranger: field hockey

Stranger: wbu?

You: awesome!

You: basketball for sure

Stranger: hahaha i imagined

You: i know a load of people who play field hockey

Stranger: any gfs?

Stranger: hahaha cool

Stranger:

You: not at the time, single life is best life

Stranger: hahahahaa

Stranger: and right now?

You: what do you mean?

Stranger: have you got a gf now?

You: haha nope

Stranger: great!

You: striptease ?

Stranger: okay

Stranger: but wait

You: yess

You: sooo hot

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: <3<3<3

You: any more ?

Stranger: nop

Stranger: random questiomn

Stranger: question

Stranger: you a virgin?

You: nope

Stranger: be honest

You: being completely honest

Stranger: well congrats then

Stranger: was it with a hooker?

You: haha well thank you

You: lol no

Stranger: gf?

You: lost my virginity 2 years ago to an ex

Stranger: niceee

Stranger: you were 16 then

You: mhm

Stranger: nice

You: a while back

You: i really would love to see more of you though

Stranger: thanks but not for now

You: awh

Stranger: 20 questions game?

You: go for it

Stranger: you start

You: i dont even know how to play

You: tell me

Stranger: you ask 20 questions (one per turn) and I have to be completely honest..

Stranger: I start then

You: go for it

Stranger: 1. name your ex girlfriends

You: ouch, alright.

You: all?

Stranger: were they many?

You: a bit

Stranger: 5 of them then

You: k

Stranger: just name

You: savannah, katelyn, jackie, ashlynn

Stranger: niceee

You: the last 5

Stranger: your turn

Stranger: ask me anything

You: are you a virgin?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: #guilty

You: haha

You: no shame

You: why?

Stranger: haha thats another question, save it for later

You: fair enough

Stranger: 2. first kiss

Stranger: ?

You: hmmm

You: gotta remember this

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: sorry for the hard question

You: all good lol

Stranger: hahaha

You: i remember her face

Stranger: hard to remember?

You: but not her name

You: lol

Stranger: age?

You: 12

Stranger: okay

Stranger: your turn

You: why are you still a virgin?

You: as a followup question haha

Stranger: havent found the right guy yet

Stranger: my turn

You: respectable

Stranger: 3. weirdest place you've kissed a girl?

You: best friends bedroom, a bathroom, on a bus

Stranger: hahaahha niceee

Stranger: your turn

You: have to think of one

Stranger: okay, no rush

You: you know, im still sitting here without pants on

You: we should get back to before

Stranger: later

Stranger: 10 questions then=

Stranger: instead of 20?

You: sure

Stranger: 4. what do you think about my body?

You: loved it. its apparent you take care

You: a fineeeee booty lol

Stranger: thankssss, i try

Stranger: your turn

You: whats a sex position you'd love to try?

Stranger: koala sex

You: im not even sure of what that is

You: explain l

Stranger: i jump into your arms and wrap my legs around your waist and then while we kiss you get your dick inside me <3

You: oooh, sounds good.

You: that would be fun

Stranger: yesss

Stranger: my turn

Stranger: i cant think of anything

You: it happens

Stranger: i know!

Stranger: 5. whats the craziest thing that has ever happened to you here in omegle?

You: this

You: for sure

You: lol

Stranger: realy?

You: mhm

Stranger: really*

You: i dont get on often

Stranger: me neither

Stranger: actually I've never done a strip teaser

Stranger: tease

You: well, i loved it.

You: it was a quality first run

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: hahahaha

You: do you have any lingerie?

Stranger: like a thong?

Stranger: yea but not here

You: awh

Stranger: 6. have you ever fingered any girl?

You: of course. its essential to foreplay

Stranger: hahaha okay

You: your turn

Stranger: mm

Stranger: 7. how many times have you had sex?

Stranger: have I asked that=

Stranger: ?

You: iunno

You: you mean

You: partners? or like

You: with girlfriends too

Stranger: with anyone, I mean count how many times have you had sex in total

You: i dunno, hundreds? I went out with the girl i lost my virginity to for a long time

You: til about 5 months ago

You: so we had some time lol

Stranger: hahahahahha niceee

Stranger: your turn

You: you ever give a blowjob?

Stranger: just once

You: nice lol

You: your turn

Stranger: haha

Stranger: 8. mmmm

Stranger: i dont knowww

Stranger: 8. how often do you fap?

You: depends

You: some weeks none

You: others often

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: okay

You: would you ever try anal ?

Stranger: maybe

You: ooh haha

Stranger: 9. weirdest sex position you've tried?

You: i've been pretty standard

You: doggy, cowgirl

You: etc

You: none of them really weird

Stranger: hahaha fair enough

Stranger: your turn

You: weirdest place you've done anything sexual?

Stranger: mc donalds

You: wasn't expecting that one lol

Stranger: haahahaha

Stranger: weird place

Stranger: i know

You: happens

Stranger: ypp

Stranger: and the last one

Stranger: 10. imagine i was there with you, what would you do to me

Stranger: describe the scene

You: laying under my blanket i slowly carress your thighs as i kiss you, slowly stripping you and moving down

You: until i get to your pussy

You: i'd slowly finger you until your ready

You: and then the magic happens

Stranger: nicee, i would love that <3<3<3<3

You: so would i

You: alright

You: 10. can we get back to sexy time?

Stranger: okaaaaay

You: finally!

You: i still have no pants on!

Stranger: hahaha

You: are you alone now?

Stranger: nopp

You: awh

You: i wish i could taste them myself

Stranger: they are delicious

You: i bet

You: mmmmm

Stranger: i know you love them

You: could i get another dance?

You: i do love them

Stranger: what do you want me to do with them?

You: lick them some more


Stranger: what else?

You: bounce up and down

Stranger: now?

You: perfect

You: could you dance a little?

Stranger: with tits or more?

You: more

Stranger: okaay

You: love it

Stranger: strip tease from you

You: turn around?

You: bounce it

tl; dr




Op, did you cum on the camera?

[ninnyhammer]

Post the chat log then.

feels weird man. definitely not my finest hour.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heeeey

You: sup

Stranger: you are cuteee

Stranger: wanna see?

You: go ahead

Stranger: make me wanna show you

Stranger: no penis

Stranger: take off your shirt

You: but im bulked up

You: fat

Stranger: no problemmm

Stranger: i like you

Stranger: gosh you are sexy

Stranger: niceee

Stranger: then you wanna see my boobs?

You: for sure

Stranger: wait

You: hell yeah.

Stranger: i'll keel on

Stranger: keep

Stranger: wait a sec

Stranger: sex talk

Stranger: ?

You: sure

You: mic?

Stranger: nop

Stranger: dont have

You: unfortunate

You: mmm

You: squeeze em.

You: show me your ass?

Stranger: okay

You: awesome ;_

Stranger: you like it'

Stranger: show penis

You: you know it

Stranger: nice nuddy

Stranger: buddy

You: why thank you

You: show more

Stranger: what do you wanna see?

You: play with your boobs some more?

You: nice

Stranger: wanna touch them?

You: play with your pussy?

Stranger: okayyy

Stranger: wait

You: gotcha

Stranger: what?

You: nothin, go on

Stranger: sex talk?

Stranger: sex story

You: sex story?

You: mmm

You: well

You: once i met this girl on omegle who was surely sexy

You: who i'm on chat right now

Stranger: <3<3<3<3

You: but i sure do love your body

You: go on

Stranger: who turned out to live next door (im inventing)

Stranger: you were just sitting there

You: waiting for you to come over

Stranger: when you here a knock on the door

Stranger: shyly o

Stranger: you open the door

Stranger: and find a naked chick

You: mmm

Stranger: who takes you to your room

Stranger: and.. you continue

You: and to the bed

You: as i slowly undress you

You: kissing your neck gently

You: and licking your boobs

Stranger: ohhohhh

Stranger: i love it

You: awh

Stranger: i want

Stranger: wait

You: give me one second

You: ill be right back

Stranger: okay

Stranger: babe

You: why hello

Stranger: where were you

Stranger: hahaha

You: had to grap something off the grill

You: ready?

Stranger: yepp

You: awesome

You: move the camera a bit

You: a little back

Stranger: done

You: nice

Stranger: nice penis

Stranger: is it hard?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: it is

Stranger: niceeee

You: play with your pussy!

Stranger: im getting all wet

You: MMMM

Stranger: from where are you?

You: delaware, you?

Stranger: italy

You: ooooh

Stranger: nice

Stranger: i want to kiss you

You: i would love that

You: keep going!

Stranger: <3

Stranger: w

Stranger: with what?

You: pussy

Stranger: okay

You: move the camera back and down a bit

You: perfect

You: awh, whered you go?

Stranger: not playing anymore

Stranger: for now

You: awh

Stranger: are you alone

You: mhm

You: i want to see more of you

Stranger: more of what?

Stranger: boobs?

You: ass maybe?

Stranger: okay

You: niceeee

Stranger: done

Stranger: no more pussy or butt

You: awh, how come?

Stranger: cause im afraid someone could enter my room

You: oh ;(

You: well

You: in that case

Stranger: yea

You: more boobs?

You:

Stranger: i wish i was alone

Stranger: yepp

Stranger: wait

You: hot

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: okay

Stranger: say bye to them

You: awh!

You: how come?

Stranger: they want to stay

You: and it was getting so good too

Stranger: wanna do me a strip tease?

You: possibly

Stranger: okay do it

You: actually

Stranger: mmmm

You: im not going to be good at this lol

Stranger: no problem babe

Stranger: i'll like you anyway

Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stranger: <3

Stranger: <3

Stranger: <3

Stranger: <3

Stranger: take everything off

Stranger: wowww

Stranger: you are a sex god

Stranger: turn around

Stranger: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Stranger: omg hunnn

Stranger: <3<3<3<3

Stranger: i wanna do you so bad

Stranger: i wanna lick you

Stranger: okay

Stranger: now lets talk

Stranger: you are so ****ing sexy

You: so are you

Stranger: thank you love

You: i really want to see more of you

Stranger: like whattt?

You: you choose

Stranger: mmm

You: yessss

You: soo hot

Stranger: you like ittt

You: i dont like it, i love it

Stranger: ill show you more

You: awesome

Stranger: noppp

You: do a sexy dance

Stranger: loved it?

You: loved it

You: do more?

You: you move so sexy

Stranger: back to tits

You: mmmm

You: any chance of a striptease?

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: yea

Stranger: but first i wanna know more about you

Stranger: hobbies?

You: i go to the gym and hang out with my friends a lot. i also play basketball tons

You: you?

Stranger: niceeee

Stranger: i love sports, hanging out with friends

Stranger: <3

You: common interests!

Stranger: yepppp

You: favorite sport?

Stranger: field hockey

Stranger: wbu?

You: awesome!

You: basketball for sure

Stranger: hahaha i imagined

You: i know a load of people who play field hockey

Stranger: any gfs?

Stranger: hahaha cool

Stranger:

You: not at the time, single life is best life

Stranger: hahahahaa

Stranger: and right now?

You: what do you mean?

Stranger: have you got a gf now?

You: haha nope

Stranger: great!

You: striptease ?

Stranger: okay

Stranger: but wait

You: yess

You: sooo hot

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: <3<3<3

You: any more ?

Stranger: nop

Stranger: random questiomn

Stranger: question

Stranger: you a virgin?

You: nope

Stranger: be honest

You: being completely honest

Stranger: well congrats then

Stranger: was it with a hooker?

You: haha well thank you

You: lol no

Stranger: gf?

You: lost my virginity 2 years ago to an ex

Stranger: niceee

Stranger: you were 16 then

You: mhm

Stranger: nice

You: a while back

You: i really would love to see more of you though

Stranger: thanks but not for now

You: awh

Stranger: 20 questions game?

You: go for it

Stranger: you start

You: i dont even know how to play

You: tell me

Stranger: you ask 20 questions (one per turn) and I have to be completely honest..

Stranger: I start then

You: go for it

Stranger: 1. name your ex girlfriends

You: ouch, alright.

You: all?

Stranger: were they many?

You: a bit

Stranger: 5 of them then

You: k

Stranger: just name

You: savannah, katelyn, jackie, ashlynn

Stranger: niceee

You: the last 5

Stranger: your turn

Stranger: ask me anything

You: are you a virgin?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: #guilty

You: haha

You: no shame

You: why?

Stranger: haha thats another question, save it for later

You: fair enough

Stranger: 2. first kiss

Stranger: ?

You: hmmm

You: gotta remember this

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: sorry for the hard question

You: all good lol

Stranger: hahaha

You: i remember her face

Stranger: hard to remember?

You: but not her name

You: lol

Stranger: age?

You: 12

Stranger: okay

Stranger: your turn

You: why are you still a virgin?

You: as a followup question haha

Stranger: havent found the right guy yet

Stranger: my turn

You: respectable

Stranger: 3. weirdest place you've kissed a girl?

You: best friends bedroom, a bathroom, on a bus

Stranger: hahaahha niceee

Stranger: your turn

You: have to think of one

Stranger: okay, no rush

You: you know, im still sitting here without pants on

You: we should get back to before

Stranger: later

Stranger: 10 questions then=

Stranger: instead of 20?

You: sure

Stranger: 4. what do you think about my body?

You: loved it. its apparent you take care

You: a fineeeee booty lol

Stranger: thankssss, i try

Stranger: your turn

You: whats a sex position you'd love to try?

Stranger: koala sex

You: im not even sure of what that is

You: explain l

Stranger: i jump into your arms and wrap my legs around your waist and then while we kiss you get your dick inside me <3

You: oooh, sounds good.

You: that would be fun

Stranger: yesss

Stranger: my turn

Stranger: i cant think of anything

You: it happens

Stranger: i know!

Stranger: 5. whats the craziest thing that has ever happened to you here in omegle?

You: this

You: for sure

You: lol

Stranger: realy?

You: mhm

Stranger: really*

You: i dont get on often

Stranger: me neither

Stranger: actually I've never done a strip teaser

Stranger: tease

You: well, i loved it.

You: it was a quality first run

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: hahahaha

You: do you have any lingerie?

Stranger: like a thong?

Stranger: yea but not here

You: awh

Stranger: 6. have you ever fingered any girl?

You: of course. its essential to foreplay

Stranger: hahaha okay

You: your turn

Stranger: mm

Stranger: 7. how many times have you had sex?

Stranger: have I asked that=

Stranger: ?

You: iunno

You: you mean

You: partners? or like

You: with girlfriends too

Stranger: with anyone, I mean count how many times have you had sex in total

You: i dunno, hundreds? I went out with the girl i lost my virginity to for a long time

You: til about 5 months ago

You: so we had some time lol

Stranger: hahahahahha niceee

Stranger: your turn

You: you ever give a blowjob?

Stranger: just once

You: nice lol

You: your turn

Stranger: haha

Stranger: 8. mmmm

Stranger: i dont knowww

Stranger: 8. how often do you fap?

You: depends

You: some weeks none

You: others often

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: okay

You: would you ever try anal ?

Stranger: maybe

You: ooh haha

Stranger: 9. weirdest sex position you've tried?

You: i've been pretty standard

You: doggy, cowgirl

You: etc

You: none of them really weird

Stranger: hahaha fair enough

Stranger: your turn

You: weirdest place you've done anything sexual?

Stranger: mc donalds

You: wasn't expecting that one lol

Stranger: haahahaha

Stranger: weird place

Stranger: i know

You: happens

Stranger: ypp

Stranger: and the last one

Stranger: 10. imagine i was there with you, what would you do to me

Stranger: describe the scene

You: laying under my blanket i slowly carress your thighs as i kiss you, slowly stripping you and moving down

You: until i get to your pussy

You: i'd slowly finger you until your ready

You: and then the magic happens

Stranger: nicee, i would love that <3<3<3<3

You: so would i

You: alright

You: 10. can we get back to sexy time?

Stranger: okaaaaay

You: finally!

You: i still have no pants on!

Stranger: hahaha

You: are you alone now?

Stranger: nopp

You: awh

You: i wish i could taste them myself

Stranger: they are delicious

You: i bet

You: mmmmm

Stranger: i know you love them

You: could i get another dance?

You: i do love them

Stranger: what do you want me to do with them?

You: lick them some more


Stranger: what else?

You: bounce up and down

Stranger: now?

You: perfect

You: could you dance a little?

Stranger: with tits or more?

You: more

Stranger: okaay

You: love it

Stranger: strip tease from you

You: turn around?

You: bounce it

had to go after that. Deleted sht because post too long. No shame.

[Punjabiii]

no pics vids e-sex wtf thats whole point

[ninnyhammer]

no pics vids e-sex wtf thats whole point

there was vid, i just didnt nab any pics.

[bfmv69]

Well then.

[ninnyhammer]

Well then.

yeah...No shame but still, feels weird as **** cuz. I guess it was worth it