Locked in maximum security prison for 10 years, what do you bring? (huge pic)

[DMTalmer]

here are the options:








i'm going:

1 barbell and bench- you'll be jacked in 10 years, and it's a good emotional outlet
2 fridge and stove- to store and reheat food
3 two meals of my choice per day
4 books- get smart as ****
5 internet- to stay in contact with family and stay up to date with current events
6 computer
7 yard and pool- being indoors for 10 years would suck
8 sasha grey- buttsecks
9 blonde girl- for mental stimulation and someone to talk to. also, buttsecks
10 puppy- i like puppies. also, buttsecks. just kidding, no buttsecks with puppy. probably.


inb4 why u no pick weed
inb4 everyone picks zyzz
inb4 repost

P.S. right click pic, open image in new page, click to zoom

[Enzant]

pepper

[notSobigLots]

nothing because its going to be inventoried and you'll get it when you get released. dumbass

[ermagehd]

sasha gray or the puppy

[skarms]

1. muhammed ali
2. richard feynman
3. zyzz
4. putin
5. nikola tesla
6. charles dickens
7. isaac newton
8. mark twain
9. Mozart
10. goal post and soccer ball

[mozzer6]

Just the water heater

That will do me for the ten years

[heyman1977]

question.. does the item need to be keisterd?

[vsukicker]

retarded thread/10

[Ted Nugent]

tl,dr

[DMTalmer]

1. muhammed ali
2. richard feynman
3. zyzz
4. putin
5. nikola tesla
6. charles dickens
7. isaac newton
8. mark twain
9. Mozart
10. goal post and soccer ball

loled, good job thinking outside the box

[jordankipp]

1. 2k computer and just game all day lol
2. gym stuff
3. The blonde( granted she was dtf all the time and only smashed you)

[Chodester]

wtf 10 is too easy lol. Needs to lower it to 3 or even 1 to make it hard

[ConfirmedTranny]

Does the muhammad ali do whatever i tell him to? is there a chance it will attack me or need training?

[Zecyo]

Computer because that's what i do all day anyway

[Cookie92]

LSD, Twain, Paper

[Barbarian440]

nothing because its going to be inventoried and you'll get it when you get released. dumbass

Lulz.

I would pick Mohammad Ali. He'd fend off badguys for me and train me to deffend myself.

[-aesop-]

Assuming you're actually going to get to have access to this stuff daily, and it's not going to be confiscated:

1) White girl
2) Sasha Grey
3) Subway sandwiches
4) Alcohol
5) Books
6) TV
7) Movies
8) 2 plates of entrees, once daily
9 & 10) Computer and the internet modem, so I don't have to come up with a "Going to prison MISC, what 10 things should I bring? Halp" thread.

[ChinaMade]

most likely 10X 50 gallon barrels of pepper, because ill need to pepper my angus multiple times a day.

[TurkeyMan1992]

-barbell bench
-marjiuana
-sasha gray
-the 19 inch computer rig
-water heater
-internet modem
-2 plates of any food i want
-home bar
-subway
-50 inch tv

lol that was too easy. Narrow that **** down to 5 and we'll talk

[Molec]

white girl

[andrealazio]

1) Sasha Grey
2) Barbell and Bench
3) 20 yo Ali
4) Goal post and soccer goal
5) 3 delivers of subway erryday
6) Generic 8/10 Japanese school girl
7) 20 yo Maradona
8) Fridge and oven
9) Internet modem
10) The computer.

[WizBrah]

I thought it was just 5 at first and even that was pretty easy. 10 is way too much

[andrealazio]

wtf 10 is too easy lol. Needs to lower it to 3 or even 1 to make it hard

Just 1? Easy.

Sasha Grey.

[SkinnyMexican]

[jeffJJ]

retarded thread/10

yup

[Sakeoe]

Can get most of that in prison here. So one of the hawt girls ofc!

[SycoDan]

Can't decide between Sasha Grey or the pizzas...........




























Pizzas.


















(not srs)















Sasha Grey.

[john146504]

Some ink. Join the aryan brotherhood and climb the ranks.

[waffles167]

prison sounds better than real life

[DMTalmer]

prison sounds better than real life

lol this