Craziest thing you did when you were REALLY horny

[MILFHunter947]

reps to who tells me what game this is

saints row 3, keep your reps *******

[StarfaceChris]

smashed a 1/10

[CrazySerbian]

Was drunk/ on drugs and took a Viagra and ALMOST fuked a girl who was HIV positive, but she wouldn't let me. Seriously cringe thinking what would've happened if she let me.

Fuawk. Respect for that girl.

[Tingram7]

Gf licked my butt hole so I licked hers, I cummed like a never ending water fountain

[mathyou91]

Fuked a girl with the herps. I managed to be safe. Thank god

[KanyeSouth]

Was drunk/ on drugs and took a Viagra and ALMOST fuked a girl who was HIV positive, but she wouldn't let me. Seriously cringe thinking what would've happened if she let me.

likely nothing

hiv transmission from vaginal sex woman to man is really low

[BornToConquer]

Gf licked my butt hole so I licked hers, I cummed like a never ending water fountain

Oh Jeff touch me like never b4.

[strivefor]

fuked a fat chick

[Tresiel]

Fuked a girl with the herps. I managed to be safe. Thank god

I did this multiple times, found out from her friend. Raged so hard, never been so scared in my life but dodgedabullet.jpg

[Gibb1991]

fapped under my desk in 6th grade (srs)

Same. And fifth grade. And then 8th (this one was risky lucky I had baggy sweat pants). Also in bathroom of grade 7 and 8. Ultimate ghost fapper.

[Amir11]

Fukd an ugly cave woman looking horse face mixed girl with a phat ass in broad daylight

[J_A24]

Fapped to beastiality

[mozzer6]

How the fuk are some of you guys still horny the minute you cum? Like enough to taste your own jizz.

Or are we talking pre-cum?

[Prose]

LOLOL!! tasting cum, it's enough just to smell it haha..

[herbalalchemy]

likely nothing

hiv transmission from vaginal sex woman to man is really low

Correct, there's a 0.01–0.38% chance of infection for the man.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS#Transmission

[Reza21]

did shoulder stand in shower and spunked on my own face...bottled it at last minute, luckily only got my shoulder

[SKIN__N__BONES]

How the fuk are some of you guys still horny the minute you cum? Like enough to taste your own jizz.

Or are we talking pre-cum?

Was about to post this. Pretty sure OP is just a cum tasting ******* who blames it on being horny.

[GoldsNightCrew]

Correct, there's a 0.01–0.38% chance of infection for the man.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS#Transmission

[Shak3401]

Was about to post this. Pretty sure OP is just a cum tasting ******* who blames it on being horny.

In b4 yiamsomebody

[TheBigNasty]

Was drunk/ on drugs and took a Viagra and ALMOST fuked a girl who was HIV positive, but she wouldn't let me. Seriously cringe thinking what would've happened if she let me.

lulz were had

[BostonTJ93]

****ed a girl raw, no birth control. Pulled out, but it's still a bit unsettling.

[kerand]

Drove off to a girl's house just to fuk her, and she looked like a fuking monster. Finished up, and went home fast as hell
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[criticallymass]

begged the 40 yr old 7 11 clerk to **** me in the bathroom really quick while I was coked out my mind!

[DollarAndADream]

Was drunk/ on drugs and took a Viagra and ALMOST fuked a girl who was HIV positive, but she wouldn't let me. Seriously cringe thinking what would've happened if she let me.

Easily the most fukked thing I've read on this forum. You're on that retard time.

[stratoo]

When I was younger I used to do a lot of stealth fapping when other people were near me or in the same room. It takes skill. I got caught several times.

[Tomohawk92]

earned my red wings

[_zman]

I fked a chick that was slightly overweight, never again!

[Hungbrah69]

Fapped in a urinal at uni.....twice

[LouisCyphre]

fapped in church parking lot during the evening (Wednesday night service) when church was getting out. In the mirror, I noticed the youth pastor looking at me in the rear-view. was sitting in the driver's seat of my mom's car which was parked by the front door (pastor was walking from the youth annex building towards the main church. around age 13

I always used to slowly hump the church pew in front of me when I looked at the choir chicks. Had to have been obvious to whoever was behind me.

fapped under my coat in my grandparent's small TV room. Cousin was on the couch no more than 3 feet away, noticed he kept looking at me, but we were watching that old movie 'Cavemen' with the scantily clad, sweaty cave chicks. around age 13

ran up $300 in phone sex bills over some lameass recordings of women describing sex, about age 13

dat dere newly discovered libido

[TreyTrey]

fapped at work and shot into the toilet

fapped while on a long car ride. dat feel when people pass and your cocks out

use to grind against a blow up dinosaur that was the same size as me buck naked when i was like 8, feltgoodman