Tracy Anderson Method

[sonti]

So, I'm at 5am and the Tracy Anderson Method comes on an infomercial. Holy hell, I've never seen so much workout fail in one 15 minute clip (except perhaps the combo of Crossfit Fail Youtube videos). I have to hand it to her though, she probably makes more in one month than I make in a year, charging her celebrity clients $1000's. Hey, whatever people want to do, I just appreciated a good laugh after being up all night with a fussy baby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK_A-A7PBXc

[lbloomfield]

LOLed. Hard.

[acrawlingchaos]

My girlfriend was actually telling me what kind of a retard she was.




"Gimme a beat"..... (:36) f*cking lost it.

[sonti]

My girlfriend was actually telling me what kind of a retard she was.

She's a keeper!

[itsagoodday]

I... I... I... huh.

Does have the appeal of a train wreck though, I couldn't stop watching

Felt bad for the guy in the back a few times, he kept missing the all-important beat and looking like he'd rather be on another planet. Hehehe. Good one, Sonti. Now, who the heck is Tracy Anderson?

[HipAlbatross]

What a joke! She talks like she's had a lobotomy.

You could get the same workout from dropping a hit of acid and dancing around.

[lynore]

My girlfriend was actually telling me what kind of a retard she was.




"Gimme a beat"..... (:36) f*cking lost it.

^^^ Enough said!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!!!! And people actually pay her. Oy vey......

[acrawlingchaos]

Is it me, or do the two people behind her have no clue wtf she's doing either?

[UnaChispita]

So, I'm at 5am and the Tracy Anderson Method comes on an infomercial. Holy hell, I've never seen so much workout fail in one 15 minute clip (except perhaps the combo of Crossfit Fail Youtube videos). I have to hand it to her though, she probably makes more in one month than I make in a year, charging her celebrity clients $1000's. Hey, whatever people want to do, I just appreciated a good laugh after being up all night with a fussy baby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK_A-A7PBXc

"Gimme a beat"..... (:36) f*cking lost it.

^^ Me too. lol!

Is it me, or do the two people behind her have no clue wtf she's doing either?

If just came across that webisode on youtube, I would think it was a satire.

Srs.

[Lioness27]

OMG I LOL'ed so hard!!! What the heck is she doing!!!

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[CathyVee]

I found this 5 minute promo. Apparently, the secret is "strategic muscle engineering" (1:10). I guess I'm doing it wrong by focusing on the larger muscle groups. Her "dynamic eating plan" involves eating pureed foods.

[Echo814]

OMG I LOL'ed so hard!!! What the heck is she doing!!!

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^^^^^^^

[HipAlbatross]

Her "dynamic eating plan" involves eating pureed foods.

Well, duh. That's why babies don't weigh very much, they are ahead of the game with their strained peas.



Off topic, anyone remember the babyfood diet? I never did it but I remember hearing of others doing it years ago. It's crazy what people will do to lose weight.

[Keltron]

I always watch this vid when I'm sad or depressed. She copied half of the "exercises" from Thriller.

Is it me, or do the two people behind her have no clue wtf she's doing either?

Just watch the guy for a few seconds, he looks so uninterested.

[Echo814]

I always watch this vid when I'm sad or depressed. She copied half of the "exercises" from Thriller.


Just watch the guy for a few seconds, he looks so uninterested.

The guy looks like he's thinking "How do fuk did I get talked into doing this." While Tracey looks completely annoyed that she is doing her own workout. One would think that the host of the video would be all smiles in an attempt to sell the workout. Heck Tony Horton, Jillian Michaels and that guy for the Insanity videos maybe annoying but at least they look like they believe what they are selling. I wonder if that's her sex face too...

[thehobbes]

Lol at guy in the background, it's like they found some random dude and said wanna make $20? Other girl in the back clearly ODed on Jack3d.

[DaniGrrl]

I could only sit through one minute before I had to turn it off. I was getting hypnotized by all of the crazy arm movements. People actually pay for this ****? Though I suppose it appeals to all the girls who don't want to pick up a dumbbell because they might - GASP - get big!!! This chick looks like she needs a cheeseburger or two.

[sonti]

According to Tracy, I'm Glute-centric body type (my ass is fat)

[Botika]

Oh lawd! Women's approach to fitness is seriously f-ed up.

I had two SMH incidents while out shopping yesterday. First was when I bought some gym shorts and the assistant says to me "oh these are great, like when you are doing BodyPump." BodyPump... Weight training for people that aren't actually weight training.

Second what's when I was in a change room and someone else was complaining the clothes were tight on her stomach. Her friend says "well you're just going to have to get on the treadmill and do some cardio." Never mind all those extra calories.....

[kimm4]

LMAO! If I want to do cool arm movements, I'll just stick with this...

[sonti]

LMAO! If I want to do cool arm movements, I'll just stick with this...

She is/was one of Madonna's trainers so... perhaps that is where she got it from!!

[grace_ou]

Well, duh. That's why babies don't weigh very much, they are ahead of the game with their strained peas.



Off topic, anyone remember the babyfood diet? I never did it but I remember hearing of others doing it years ago. It's crazy what people will do to lose weight.

You'd be surprised at some the bodybuilders, strongmen and boxers that eat baby food. We've had quite a few members on here that do this.

You can even find it mentioned in articles on here.. here's he's using it for hydration though.. http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/mdlabs9.htm

[RRV2]

These were some amazing dance moves...for arms??? Training wise -not so much. Weird, just weird.

[Lunu]

Wtf did I just watch?!! Lmao

Even funnier is that a fashion forum I also frequent has a massive thread about how awesome her DVDs are! Bahaha lawd

[rhbrand]

On a few other fitness forums I belong to, she's a favorite. How wonderful she is making the world teenie tiny! She looks like a chicken flapping its wings. Sad to say, I got some of her workouts on the cheap used just cause I had to see what the hype was all about. Good for a laugh for me anyway.

[racejunkie]

So, I'm at 5am and the Tracy Anderson Method comes on an infomercial. Holy hell, I've never seen so much workout fail in one 15 minute clip (except perhaps the combo of Crossfit Fail Youtube videos). I have to hand it to her though, she probably makes more in one month than I make in a year, charging her celebrity clients $1000's. Hey, whatever people want to do, I just appreciated a good laugh after being up all night with a fussy baby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK_A-A7PBXc

Omg! I can't believe I actually watched that for a whole minute. LOL .....shaking head and lmao at the same time!

[Lioness27]

I could only sit through one minute before I had to turn it off. I was getting hypnotized by all of the crazy arm movements. People actually pay for this ****? Though I suppose it appeals to all the girls who don't want to pick up a dumbbell because they might - GASP - get big!!! This chick looks like she needs a cheeseburger or two.

Same here but I could only watch 40 seconds of it!!

[HipAlbatross]

You'd be surprised at some the bodybuilders, strongmen and boxers that eat baby food. We've had quite a few members on here that do this.

You can even find it mentioned in articles on here.. here's he's using it for hydration though.. http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/mdlabs9.htm

It says he drinks baby formula, which sounds even crazier to me. That stuff tastes like crap.

The reason it was a 'diet' in the past is because it's supposed to be filling and low calorie per jar. I guess desperate times call for desperate measures?

[Big_Sky_Guy]

I like the mime workout! The hitchiker, hideho neighbor, and about 14 different ways to punch it

Pretty sure my delts and traps would have been fried from that "workout"

I like how the vid was constantly sped up at the beat. Too bad it was not sped up permanently to the end..where she is very proud (unconvinced).

[penny0527]

I like the mime workout! The hitchiker, hideho neighbor, and about 14 different ways to punch it

Pretty sure my delts and traps would have been fried from that "workout"

I like how the vid was constantly sped up at the beat. Too bad it was not sped up permanently to the end..where she is very proud (unconvinced).

BSG, I read your comment before I watched the video. When she stuck her thumb up I fukin died! That's exactly what it looks like.

Well, duh. That's why babies don't weigh very much, they are ahead of the game with their strained peas.

Very funny!